Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Dude]

I expect whoever is doing is going for the long con. They are first going to get Chris to turn his fantasy world into a gigantic /pol/ meme, then they are gonna lower the boom on the troll once Chris has dug himself into an impossible hole to get out of.

It's not very funny now, but the troll is likely banking on the salt explosion when Chris realizes he's been epically had and perverted his own fantasy world into something he shouldn't.

It's almost like Chris only paying attention to childish shit like pastel ponies, cartoons, toys, and video games, and having completely disregarded important moments in history and the wider world as a whole is making him look like an idiot.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

fuck what anyone says "sandusky's trunk" is fucking gold and i welcome the user that signs up with that name

 

[Pigeon On A Stick]

Da fuck, CWCville had US currency as it's currency? What happend to C-quarters and W-quarters? And also, what kind of virus is this that changes money into fucking "CWCsmarts"?

CWCVille has always had its own currency issued along with U.S. tender. The C-quarter, and the W-quarter.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

CWCVille has always had its own currency issued along with U.S. tender. The C-quarter, and the W-quarter.

C-quarters and W-quarters aren't like those of US currency though, I think 10 C-quarters make up 1 W-quarter or some shit like that.

 

[Pigeon On A Stick]

C-quarters and W-quarters aren't like those of US currency though, I think 10 C-quarters make up 1 W-quarter or some shit like that.

Yeah, they're issued side-by-side. I'm just glad we know the actual name of the CWCVille currency.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

Personally, I'm still surprised at how much shit can pass under OPL's radar. He is REALLY naive. Not only because of the ideas trolls feed him (and how he use them without so much as a Google search) but also how quickly he seems to assimilate foregin ideas or how he is totally Ok with the concept of a detention camp. For someone so concerned about the integrity of his alternate reality, he surely let people mess with it a lot.

 

[Haesindang Park]

His posts about Cwcville makes as much sense as his grasp on reality.

 

[Inklings]

I'd like to know what Chris is getting out of this. Obviously this would all fly over Chris's head but certainly he can't be that stupid that he can't even Google any of those names? I mean Google Jonestown for example and it's all right there instantly. What kind of exchange could possibly be going on between Chris and the troll?

 

[zap2theextreme]

The troll could still be Jessica Quinn and they killed that identity to pass Chris along to another fake identity so they wouldn't have to continue pretending to be a girlfriend.
It's someone Chris has know a while and trusts to let them direct the Sonichu story

 

[Mogambo]

Okay, let me ask a serious question here for a moment; I think we're all in agreement that SOMEONE is feeding this to Chris. However, is he really that oblivious? I mean I feel like he has to know some of these references, even if he doesn't understand them. So is this another instance of someone blackmailing him or baiting him on with promises? Or is he dumber than I give him credit for?

 

[zap2theextreme]

Okay, let me ask a serious question here for a moment; I think we're all in agreement that SOMEONE is feeding this to Chris. However, is he really that oblivious? I mean I feel like he has to know some of these references, even if he doesn't understand them. So is this another instance of someone blackmailing him or baiting him on with promises? Or is he dumber than I give him credit for?

Nah, he's just dull as dirt when it comes to current events and history in general.

 

[Marvin]

It's pretty unlikely he actually played the game if someone anonymously sent it to him, though. I'm sure if that was the case he'd have a chimpout, get angry someone's invading his privacy like that, kind of like the sign that was on put on his front lawn. He got it and played it, and didn't say anything, because he was the one who bought it.

We rarely hear anything when people send shit to Chris.

 

[Gorgar]

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Speaking of being hailed as a tyrant, where should Chris Chan be buried?

Some place beautiful? Next to Bob? Should we in case Chris in a mini mausoleum with his relics inside of it with a glass door so that everyone can know he is the king of autism?

 

[bigshot]

The person feeding Chris this stuff thinks they're a lot funnier than they actually are. I have a feeling these posts really belong in paid content.

 

[MattyLee]

This could be a good project for him. To create a world map with icons to indicate the locations of everything, then he could create an area map showing the layout of each area. He could even sell signed copies of it that his fans can frame.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I don't understand how his white knights haven't pulled the plug on this yet. If they're paying any attention at all it should be obvious to them what this troll is doing. I don't know what to think at this point, honestly.

Speaks volumes about Chris friends, they don't give a shit.

a) So is this another instance of someone blackmailing him or baiting him on with promises?

b) Or is he dumber than I give him credit for?

B: With Chris it's always B...

Bur really, how stupid can Chris be? He was still being tricked by Jessay like two days ago, and now someone else is elbow deep inside his puppet ass. It's all bullshit and unfunny, vanilla Chris is way better, but it may pay off when Chris realizes all this and tries to retcon or explain it away.

How does he justify his "psychic connection" bullshit when he is obviously parroting whatever he is being told to?

My theory is: An 11 year old putting a carboard tube through his window and going "ChriiiIIIIiiIIiiiIIiiiiis! <giggle> I'm...like, from CWCVille and stuff <giggle> communicating telepathically <giggle> listen to meeEEEEEEeeeeeEEeEEEEeee!"

 

[Silver Octopus]

Didn't Chris once say that all the Jerkops were brainwashed by Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon? Wasn't that the case with his brother in the comics?
So they're not doing this under their volition and Chris goes and puts them in fucking concentration camps.
Yeah! I hope Cole thinks long and hard about all that money he pissed and burned away when he's starving to death and told to sit in the oven.

 

[Gorgar]

Speaks volumes about Chris friends, they don't give a shit.



B: With Chris it's always B...

Bur really, how stupid can Chris be? He was still being tricked by Jessay like two days ago, and now someone else is elbow deep inside his puppet ass. It's all bullshit and unfunny, vanilla Chris is way better, but it may pay off when Chris realizes all this and tries to retcon or explain it away.

How does he justify his "psychic connection" bullshit when he is obviously parroting whatever he is being told to?

My theory is: An 11 year old putting a carboard tube through his window and going "ChriiiIIIIiiIIiiiIIiiiiis! <giggle> I'm...like, from CWCVille and stuff <giggle> communicating telepathically <giggle> listen to meeEEEEEEeeeeeEEeEEEEeee!"

But what kind of 11 year old would live in that shithole? There's fucking garbage everywhere. Did Barb just found an 11 year old and brought him in?

 

[Done]

"Christorians"...excuse me, but that is OUR word. It sounds rétarded when Chris says it, not to mention egotistical.

I find this attitude a bit weird. We have been using his words (the CWC-isms) with high comedic effect for over a decade now.

And as much as he complains about the CWCki, the trolls or about KF, I don't recall him ever saying "Those are my words, how dare they?".

What I'm saying is that the indignation here is just not justified. It's really just a word that's not worth anything.

 

[Gorgar]

...is it just me, or this is starting to sound an awful lot like North Korea these days?

Will Chris try to make Pallet Town part of CWCville?