Containment Random Chris Updates

[Lesbian Sleepover]

I for one am enjoying this new troll, Justine Quann, pulling the ol'final strings.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

What I'm saying is that the indignation here is just not justified.

Of course it's not. @The Dude is being ironic (I hope). It is curious, tho, how he added the word to his regular vocabulary. I was sure he didn't like us and yet, he uses our made-up words like nothing. Maybe it's the same brain process he uses for all the other bizarre bullshit: Someone mentions something he might be able to use somehow and regardless of meaning or context, he use it anyways.

 

[K107]

Vorkuta

This can't be real, Vorkuta is a Soviet concentration camp, how does he EVEN know the name?
It's officical, some /pol/ user on 4chan must be fucking around with him now

 

[Henry Wyatt]

First outer heaven now camp omega

 

[Marvin]

I'd like to know what Chris is getting out of this. Obviously this would all fly over Chris's head but certainly he can't be that stupid that he can't even Google any of those names? I mean Google Jonestown for example and it's all right there instantly.

Why would he need to google anything? If I asked someone for a name for a town, and they said "uhh... Dipsville", at most, you'd say "huh, why Dipsville", they can say "idk, I made it up" and that'd settle it right there.

What would make Chris think there's anything that needs to get googled?

Personally, I'm still surprised at how much shit can pass under OPL's radar. He is REALLY naive. Not only because of the ideas trolls feed him (and how he use them without so much as a Google search) but also how quickly he seems to assimilate foregin ideas or how he is totally Ok with the concept of a detention camp. For someone so concerned about the integrity of his alternate reality, he surely let people mess with it a lot.

Chris doesn't understand what a detention camp is. The only "detention" Chris has ever heard of was from high school. And probably not even IRL high school, but just sitcom references to the practice.

It's obvious why Chris doesn't care about detention camps. Because they're not literally camps (like summer camps?) for high school detention. There are implications and history to the term. Chris has almost never thought about the world before his existence. So history is out. And autism prevents the implications from having any meaning to him.

Chris isn't letting people mess with his comic. People are talking to him and giving him suggestions. Like "hey, wouldn't it be cool if... [some reference that Chris doesn't understand, but we do]" and then Chris thinks it's a great idea and adds it. It's not outsiders fucking with the comic, it's Chris incorporating (what he thinks are) great ideas into the comic, in the same way that he's recently incorporated the pony bullshit and the video game anime girl bullshit into the comic.

But of course, if this lasts long enough and it gets into the comic proper, then yeah, when people point it out to him, he'll chimp and then vow never to let anyone fuck with the comic again. And then he'll be much more paranoid about people's ideas.

Okay, let me ask a serious question here for a moment; I think we're all in agreement that SOMEONE is feeding this to Chris. However, is he really that oblivious? I mean I feel like he has to know some of these references, even if he doesn't understand them. So is this another instance of someone blackmailing him or baiting him on with promises? Or is he dumber than I give him credit for?

Chris never learned to feel embarrassed that he doesn't know something. Early on, I think Chris learned that he'd never get 100% of the content of a grownup conversation (cultural, political, social references have always gone over his head). He watches family guy and if he spent the time to google each and every cutaway gag, he'd never get through the show. Of course, he'd learn a lot about the world in the process. But again, Chris doesn't feel embarrassed by ignorance.

I'm sure Chris has heard the name "Jonestown", but in the same way that he's heard of Washington, and Baltimore, and a bajillion other cities and towns and place names. Like Washington threw him for a loop, because there's two Washington's. One "in Virginia" and then one where "nintendo is". I'm sure just the mental workout of that was too much for Chris to handle.

In order for something to stick out as distinct in his mind (and not just get lumped in with his existing frog-in-a-blender conception of the world), Chris would need to feel like it's worth googling and reading about and learning about.

 

[Done]

Of course it's not. @The Dude is being ironic (I hope). It is curious, tho, how he added the word to his regular vocabulary. I was sure he didn't like us and yet, he uses our made-up words like nothing. Maybe it's the same brain process he uses for all the other bizarre bullshit: Someone mentions something he might be able to use somehow and regardless of meaning or context, he use it anyways.

1st of all, it kinda annoys me when people make different standards just to accuse Chris of something, he does a lot of dumb shit for sure, and we shred him to pieces for it. Everybody rips off words from each other, whole memes are propagated based on that fact alone. Why should we be upset when Chris does the same thing we did to him a decade ago?

Also, remember the context he 1st used it in: When he opened the question thread.

At that time Chris was beginning to accept the fact that he is internet (in)famous, as such he began watching the tamer YouTube videos about him, and started to engage us directly to sort of coexist with us (Which is probably one of the better decisions he made btw), until that Jessica troll fucked that up.

He knows that there are people who track, document and analyze every move he makes in life, and they have given themselves a name, so why shouldn't he use that name to address his fans, or in (exceptionally) commercial use?

But ultimately, it's just a word, who gives a shit?

 

[Marvin]

1st of all, it kinda annoys me when people make different standards just to accuse Chris of something, he does a lot of dumb shit for sure, and we shred him to pieces for it. Everybody rips off words from each other, whole memes are propagated based on that fact alone. Why should we be upset when Chris does the same thing we did to him a decade ago?

Also, remember the context he 1st used it in: When he opened the question thread.

At that time Chris was beginning to accept the fact that he is internet (in)famous, as such he began watching the tamer YouTube videos about him, and started to engage us directly to sort of coexist with us (Which is probably one of the better decisions he made btw), until that Jessica troll fucked that up.

He knows that there are people who track, document and analyze every move he makes in life, and they have given themselves a name, so why shouldn't he use that name to address his fans, or in (exceptionally) commercial use?

But ultimately, it's just a word, who gives a shit?

I don't think anyone gives a shit. And if they do, they've got a deep seated case of the :autism:. You just gotta avert your gaze and keep walking. Probably give them an :autism: rating too.

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

Sure, Chris is not a Tyrant

 

[Caddchef]

So, when is CWCville invading Poland? Soon i hope.

 

[Needlemouse]

Am... Am I having a stroke?
I haven't actually 'checked' on Chris since 2013-ish.
What the hell is happening here??

 

[Pigeon On A Stick]

Am... Am I having a stroke?
I haven't actually 'checked' on Chris since 2013-ish.
What the hell is happening here??

Everything and nothing, all at the same time.

 

[Done]

I don't think anyone gives a shit. And if they do, they've got a deep seated case of the :autism:. You just gotta avert your gaze and keep walking. Probably give them an :autism: rating too.

Agreed.

Chris doesn't understand what a detention camp is. The only "detention" Chris has ever heard of was from high school. And probably not even IRL high school, but just sitcom references to the practice.

It's obvious why Chris doesn't care about detention camps. Because they're not literally camps (like summer camps?) for high school detention. There are implications and history to the term. Chris has almost never thought about the world before his existence. So history is out. And autism prevents the implications from having any meaning to him.

Chris isn't letting people mess with his comic. People are talking to him and giving him suggestions. Like "hey, wouldn't it be cool if... [some reference that Chris doesn't understand, but we do]" and then Chris thinks it's a great idea and adds it. It's not outsiders fucking with the comic, it's Chris incorporating (what he thinks are) great ideas into the comic, in the same way that he's recently incorporated the pony bullshit and the video game anime girl bullshit into the comic.

But of course, if this lasts long enough and it gets into the comic proper, then yeah, when people point it out to him, he'll chimp and then vow never to let anyone fuck with the comic again. And then he'll be much more paranoid about people's ideas.

The problem is that it will take quite a while for it to make it into the comic, he's still doing Nightstar shit at this point.

Chris never learned to feel embarrassed that he doesn't know something. Early on, I think Chris learned that he'd never get 100% of the content of a grownup conversation (cultural, political, social references have always gone over his head). He watches family guy and if he spent the time to google each and every cutaway gag, he'd never get through the show. Of course, he'd learn a lot about the world in the process. But again, Chris doesn't feel embarrassed by ignorance.

I'm sure Chris has heard the name "Jonestown", but in the same way that he's heard of Washington, and Baltimore, and a bajillion other cities and towns and place names. Like Washington threw him for a loop, because there's two Washington's. One "in Virginia" and then one where "nintendo is". I'm sure just the mental workout of that was too much for Chris to handle.

In order for something to stick out as distinct in his mind (and not just get lumped in with his existing frog-in-a-blender conception of the world), Chris would need to feel like it's worth googling and reading about and learning about.

I think Chris has learned never to be embarrassed or ashamed by anything, period. If he did he would maybe try to change the traits that he found to embarrass him frequently.

This is because he could just blame his mistakes on his autism, that was the main life lesson Barb & Bob taught him both implicitly & explicitly.

The exception to this when it's clear to him that his mistake caused people to laugh at him, so it takes a very, very visceral feeling for him to feel embarrassed.

Now we don't know what the atmosphere at Manchester High was exactly like, but I feel that they had sort of a "don't laugh at the tard" attitude there, that stretched up to the teacher's grading of his abysmal schoolwork, with the exception of bullies (This is one aspect Chris frequently never mentions, so it's hard to judge how much it affected his experience there). That plus the support network that the Gal-Pals provided made for a very enjoyable, easy-going environment for Chris that contributed to his lack of shame.

 

[Lipitor]

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Spoiler: text of the tweets

Christorians! Get Ready to Update what you know about the city of Cwcville! There are More details than I, Myself, even was aware of, and just unbelievable! Like Future Shock to ME! Firstly, the Mall is being remodeled! Well Remodeled!

The Prison Camps we’ve built recently, we have names for them. The first one from Wednesday the 15th, Camp X-Ray. Other Prison Camps, all with the Great features as the first, are Camp Delta, Camp Omega, Black Dolphin, Jonestown, Hilton, Sandusky’s Trunk (juvenile hall) Vorkuta and Kony Island. Happy-sounding names for the benefit of the reforming inmates. And, apparently, Vegas Vic, THE Cowboy, is still alive, and known as Vegas Dick in Cwcville. Part of an Epic Story that I will share with y’all later, Light-Powered!

AND, from such story of the Light Power, Most to All of my city’s People, are Able to Dimensionally Teleport! Some of them are Vacationing Here, in our Reality! And to those people here, the Next Tweet is addressed to you all.

To All of my Cwcville Citizens, Vacationing Here, in my reality: a Madman has infected the US Money there with an infectious Virus, similar to Smallpox. The US Currency is temporarily being changed to Cwcsmarts in the city, until all infected monies are isolated and disinfected!

To Everyone in, and visiting from Cwcville, I bid you all a Great and Safe Day; Please Be Safe and Well, Y’all!

can whoever has access to chris's twitter stop being gay?

 

[The Dude]

I find this attitude a bit weird. We have been using his words (the CWC-isms) with high comedic effect for over a decade now.

And as much as he complains about the CWCki, the trolls or about KF, I don't recall him ever saying "Those are my words, how dare they?".

What I'm saying is that the indignation here is just not justified. It's really just a word that's not worth anything.

Dude, calm your tits. I was making a joke.

 

[idosometimes]

I hope whoever is feeding him this stuff is really getting off on it so at least someone thinks it's funny.

Because it's not funny anymore.

If I was on the fence that someone was telling him to say this stuff, the fact that he used "Christorian" is a dead giveaway because that word pretty much only gets used here on the farms.

Spoiler

So if the person doing it reads this they should just come out and say it already so we can shitcan you for pozloading my negholep.

Chris has already used the term. Probs because of his massive ego that is appropriate to his life accomplishments.

Chris is too stupid (honor. roll. grades.) for something like this. He knows nothing about everything. Most of these references are incredibly obvious. Everyone would pick up on some of them. The trick would be to start obscure and slowly make it more obvious. You don't start with Nazis and Jim Jones' magic flavor-aid. But Chris does not know about anything that did not happen on kid's shows or in the worst video game series of all time.

 

[Pony Horn]

Dude, calm your tits. I was making a joke.

I blame Weathery. The first time I saw Chris use it was after their interview.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

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No, he's not a tyrant, he's just the first citizen, like any good dictator.

 

[Bryan Magee]

The timing and content of these Nazi posts by Chris point to PewDiePie. Think what you want, but he's easily the biggest suspect right now in my book.

 

[Darndirty]

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Ok seriously who is feeding him this? Sanduskys trunk for a juvenile detention center?

For those who don't know Sandusky was a football coach at Penn State who was arrested and jailed for raping kids in the showers of the college. No way Chris got that on his own.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I expect whoever is doing is going for the long con. They are first going to get Chris to turn his fantasy world into a gigantic /pol/ meme, then they are gonna lower the boom on the troll once Chris has dug himself into an impossible hole to get out of.

It's not very funny now, but the troll is likely banking on the salt explosion when Chris realizes he's been epically had and perverted his own fantasy world into something he shouldn't.

Yeah, that's what I'm looking forward to the most as a result of all this Nazi/facism implementation. How exactly would Chris restore CWCville to its 'former glory' after building it up so much?

I mean, Hitler had Fortress Berlin. I'm expecting Fortress CWCville by the end of this.

CWCVille has always had its own currency issued along with U.S. tender. The C-quarter, and the W-quarter.

Which is amazing because Chris has no fucking clue what 'quarter' even means to this day, because it's two C-quarters and one W-quarter (guess why) to make a dollar.

Personally, I'm still surprised at how much shit can pass under OPL's radar. He is REALLY naive. Not only because of the ideas trolls feed him (and how he use them without so much as a Google search) but also how quickly he seems to assimilate foregin ideas or how he is totally Ok with the concept of a detention camp. For someone so concerned about the integrity of his alternate reality, he surely let people mess with it a lot.

Like Marvin pointed out, Chris is unintentionally letting people fuck with his universe again by ignorance - he's co-opting ideas suggested by other people but are in a sense 'approved' by him so they get implemented as such.

He's probably still looking out for anything dangerous like another Simonla but he's oblivious to nondescript concepts like the 'fine 'ol solution' being a massive joke about the holocaust.

This could be a good project for him. To create a world map with icons to indicate the locations of everything, then he could create an area map showing the layout of each area. He could even sell signed copies of it that his fans can frame.

Watch ADF get fucking ragey over such a thing...and buy the map anyway, claiming it's for tactical invasion purposes.