Containment Random Chris Updates

[Orkeosaurus]

I was scrolling through the comments on Part IV of the new Chris-Chan documentary when I found this comment by Erok34, shedding some more light on Chris’s high school years.
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seems legit

 

[Onewittyuser]

On Feb 27th, Chris offered the bootleg Pokemon games for sale, saying he wanted sales "To help my mother and I some more, please. Thank you. "

He received $80 in sales that same day. Then, he spent $35 on two MLP Funko dolls.

That still leaves $45 for his mothers continuous dental trips that are definitely totally happening.

 

[Buck Mullet]

I was scrolling through the comments on Part IV of the new Chris-Chan documentary when I found this comment by Erok34, shedding some more light on Chris’s high school years.
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I don't know nothing about nothing being true and honest except TBS aired the episode of Seinfeld where George fishes for change under a vending machine just the other day.

 

[tardwrangler]

ah funko pop, powerful tardbait. sorta amusing how he actually manages to cash in on useless trash only immediately turn around and buy even more pointless, useless, worthless horde-filling shit

 

[ModeloEspecial]

Whatever happened to the $750 worth of Skylander toys?

 

[de_DEVIL_tails]

Whatever happened to the $750 worth of Skylander toys?

He folowed through with it but because of how he set up the raffle he lost money

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

Is this the start of another content drought?

 

[jc17]

He folowed through with it but because of how he set up the raffle he lost money

Sounds about right.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He followed through

FTFY

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I was scrolling through the comments on Part IV of the new Chris-Chan documentary when I found this comment by Erok34, shedding some more light on Chris’s high school years.
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Now he carries an MLP themed book bag filled with harmful titty Skittles and materials to conceal a not-so meaty tuck.

 

[Trilby]

Now he carries an MLP themed book bag filled with harmful titty Skittles and materials to conceal a not-so meaty tuck.

Well at least he's not getting down on his belly to look for change underneath a pop machine.

 

[4Macie]

According to Facebook he’s selling his Sailor Moon the musical ticket for $15. He can’t get a refund now that his friends found a closer theatre.

The musical is in a week. Chris is offering free shipping.

 

[Silvally]

According to Facebook he’s selling his Sailor Moon the musical ticket for $15. He can’t get a refund now that his friends found a closer theatre.

The musical is in a week. Chris is offering free shipping.

well he'd better offer free shipping cause its going to be sent digitally

 

[asperhes]

Chris has found a way to eliminate the horde--he'll sell it piece by piece on Ebay.

 

[Xanax]

ah funko pop, powerful tardbait. sorta amusing how he actually manages to cash in on useless trash only immediately turn around and buy even more pointless, useless, worthless horde-filling shit

Chris the type of nigga to trade the family cow for magic beans

Except in this version, he gets like five times as many magic beans from someone even stupider than him because he wrote his initials on the family cow. And then he trades all the magic beans for a different coloured cow.

 

[Trilby]

Chris the type of nigga to trade the family cow for magic beans

Except in this version, he gets like five times as many magic beans from someone even stupider than him because he wrote his initials on the family cow. And then he trades all the magic beans for a different coloured cow.

That is a good analogy here.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

get ready for a 3 page argument about whether his funko pop purchase was a good investment (sadly it probably was)

 

[Xanax]

get ready for a 3 page argument about whether his funko pop purchase was a good investment (sadly it probably was)

Chris is gonna cash out BIG TIME in a few years when Funko pops are off the market

Spoiler

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I was scrolling through the comments on Part IV of the new Chris-Chan documentary when I found this comment by Erok34, shedding some more light on Chris’s high school years.
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Get this guy on here, maybe he knows other people who could give some more info about the Manchester years.

 

[Trilby]

Get this guy on here, maybe he knows other people who could give some more info about the Manchester years.

It wouldn't hurt (it's been nearly 20 years already).