Containment Random Chris Updates

[jc17]

Its literally being held together by tape and is beat to shit; if ANYBODY even the weens pay $100 for this thing ill eat my shoe.

Eat up, buddy.

 

[Lipitor]

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Of course Chris is upset, it's one of the few stores he's not banned from to buy toys, Lego and vidya from.

i like how he thinks it can be saved

It's like he knows consumer protest is a thing, but has no idea how they actually work. Just look at his previous attempts at consumer revolt, now he thinks he can protest a business out of of bankruptcy.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Fucking disgusting exceptional individuals. I hope the dipshit who bought this gets doxxed.

Here's hoping whomever bought this piece of shit gets a MRSA infection as well. I'm pretty surprised neither Chris nor his mother have never had a MRSA infection, or contracted toxoplasmosis before.

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Of course Chris is upset, it's one of the few stores he's not banned from to buy toys, Lego and vidya from.

No Chris, you fucking idiot, this is not how it works. You cannot keep a buisness from going under or backrupt simply by showing the company you "love and endorse" it. Fucking moron.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Here's hoping whomever bought this piece of shit gets a MRSA infection as well. I'm pretty surprised neither Chris nor his mother have never had a MRSA infection, or contracted toxoplasmosis before.

I'm fairly sure the walls at 14 Branchland Court have seen far more disgusting body issues than what we'll ever know.

 

[asperhes]

i like how he thinks it can be saved

You don't believe in the power of TRU LOVE?

 

[Trilby]

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Of course Chris is upset, it's one of the few stores he's not banned from to buy toys, Lego and vidya from.

Doesn't take long for news to trickle into CWCville.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Franklin Mint and HSN include that with all their "investment piece" collectables that are going to be worth a fortune someday because there are so many bootleg NASCAR collector's plates floating around that Christie's is going to need that certificate in 20 yeas when they auction it for you.

I bet that he saw such certificates in the horde and picked up on it from there. It's worth about as much as the certificate that comes with collector plates. Maybe more, some of CWC's shit has probably appreciated in value since he first made it given the prices idiots will pay.

 

[MY 405]

You don't believe in the power of TRU LOVE?

I was going to say he’s never heard of Cole Porter, but Bobby had an impressive record collection.

 

[The Dude]

I bet that he saw such certificates in the horde and picked up on it from there. It's worth about as much as the certificate that comes with collector plates. Maybe more, some of CWC's shit has probably appreciated in value since he first made it given the prices idiots will pay.

Not only that, but as I mentioned in the "Cole's Comics Sale" thread that Chris has been exposed to years of Home Shopping Network, infomercials, and general advertisements from television from watching TV with his hoarder mother. It's rubbed off on him and it shows in the way he advertises the crap that he sells like he's a carnie barker huckstering to the crowd to "Step right up!". He's seen tons of ads and commercials advertising nick-nacks to clueless rubes with a "certificate of authenticity" to dupe them into believing whatever crap they're buying is something valuable. The Chandler house is probably full of worthless crap that came with certificates of authenticity. So Chris offers them for the same reason he makes like a huckster on an infomercial: because he believes "that's how you sell stuff".

 

[nvrwastetree]

Not only that, but as I mentioned in the "Cole's Comics Sale" thread that Chris has been exposed to years of Home Shopping Network, infomercials, and general advertisements from television from watching TV with his hoarder mother. It's rubbed off on him and it shows in the way he advertises the crap that he sells like he's a carnie barker huckstering to the crowd to "Step right up!". He's seen tons of ads and commercials advertising nick-nacks to clueless rubes with a "certificate of authenticity" to dupe them into believing whatever crap they're buying is something valuable. The Chandler house is probably full of worthless crap that came with certificates of authenticity. So Chris offers them for the same reason he makes like a huckster on an infomercial: because he believes "that's how you sell stuff".

That and the dummy honestly has decided to uded himself into thinking 99% of the shit he owns is worth money when in reality is not.

 

[Done]

That and the dummy honestly has decided to uded himself into thinking 99% of the shit he owns is worth money when in reality is not.

If people are paying for it, then it's worth money, that's like, the definition.

 

[Bob's Ghost]

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018...ert-into-housing-for-homeless-under-proposal/
Soup hotels. Just wait until Chris tries to claim credit.

 

[Trilby]

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018...ert-into-housing-for-homeless-under-proposal/
Soup hotels. Just wait until Chris tries to claim credit.

Unless someone brings this up with him, I'm sure he wouldn't care.

 

[Xanax]

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2018...ert-into-housing-for-homeless-under-proposal/
Soup hotels. Just wait until Chris tries to claim credit.

Why would he? The retarded "soup hotels" as described in Sonichu are really just what homeless shelters would look like in a hypothetical city with an infinite budget, infinite space and infinite resources. Chris doesn't think he invented anything, he just knew what a homeless shelter is and turned everything up to 11 because it's his fantasy world and he can make anything happen there.

 

[Trilby]

Why would he? The exceptional "soup hotels" as described in Sonichu are really just what homeless shelters would look like in a hypothetical city with an infinite budget, infinite space and infinite resources. Chris doesn't think he invented anything, he just knew what a homeless shelter is and turned everything up to 11 because it's his fantasy world and he can make anything happen there.

True. It's no different from how he makes CWCville appear as being larger than New York the way it's drawn/told.

 

[Done]

I think Chris should just go the whole way and invent his own CWC-language at this point, it won't be any less incomprehensible at this point.

 

[nvrwastetree]

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I think Chris should just go the whole way and invent his own CWC-language at this point, it won't be any less incomprehensible at this point.

This is great and it proves how moronic and sheltered Chris actually is. Chris believes there's a ammosexual group of people that jam ammo up their asses...but then again, they're free to explain whatever fetishes they want, per Chris. Also, does Chris know what kind.of gun is on this picture or even the ammo??

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

CrayolaModelMagicsexuals

 

[Picnic_Boy]

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I think Chris should just go the whole way and invent his own CWC-language at this point, it won't be any less incomprehensible at this point.

Ha ha. Sexuals should run wild and free.

 

[Done]

This is great and it proves how moronic and sheltered Chris actually is. Chris believes there's a ammosexual group of people that jam ammo up their asses...but then again, they're free to explain whatever fetishes they want, per Chris.

I honestly don't know what Chris even meant by that, I am just imagining the person who got the Twitter reply, completely bewildered at the world salad they got.

Also, does Chris know what kind.of gun is on this picture or even the ammo??

Probably not, but to be fair, that shouldn't be held against him, even I don't know what gun it is..