Containment Random Chris Updates

Sega Saturn said:
Ted Nugent and Betty White.
And Tommy Wiseau will play Chris.
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I think you win the internet on the Chandler bois. But I've given it some thought & I'm not okay with you doing that to Betty White.

Do I have a better suggestion? ... no. I do not. Lars Ulrich maybe?
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
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Enough with the y'all shit Chris. Every other word. I'm surprised he didn't use y'all when he was writing his middle/high/college essays. On another note, Chris has never done vo work, and I think if planet Dolan did allow Chris to vo for them, it would not only be a Trainwreck, but Chris stutters so damn much that they would have to make him do multiple takes to get it right, which would make either make Chris stress sigh, or it would make Chris quit and he would call the planet Dolan crew a bunch of trolls for making him do take after take. On top of that fact, 1/4 of the PD crew does not like Chris due to the fact he was creeping/stalking doopie, which they would also have to watch for. Other than that, did Chris forgot he doesn't like hellbent???
 
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nvrwastetree said:
Enough with the y'all shit Chris. Every other word. I'm surprised he didn't use y'all when he was writing his middle/high/college essays. On another note, Chris has never done vo work, and I think if planet Dolan did allow Chris to vo for them, it would not only be a Trainwreck, but Chris stutters so damn much that they would have to make him do multiple takes to get it right, which would make either make Chris stress sigh, or it would make Chris quit and he would call the planet Dolan crew a bunch of trolls for making him do take after take. On top of that fact, 1/4 of the PD crew does not like Chris due to the fact he was creeping/stalking doopie, which they would also have to watch for. Other than that, did Chris forgot he doesn't like hellbent???
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Its quite poetic how Chris calls himself a celebrity, yet he can't get on some podcast no one listens to hosted by chronic masturbators like him.
 
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Oh, just for the record, his new Twitter avatar is even worse than the previous one. But hey, anything to let our obese late-thirties manchild believe that he's a super-hot twenty-year-old animu girl who looks all coyly shocked as cartoon Katy Perry kisses her, eh...
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Its quite poetic how Chris calls himself a celebrity, yet he can't get on some podcast no one listens to hosted by chronic masturbators like him.
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Well, to be honest, after what Chris did to doopie and her friend that told Chris to knock off that darling bullshit, Dolan and company more than likely doesn't want to interact or even associate themselves with him, because number 1, they're not fucking stupid like Chris is, and number 2, hopefully they're fully aware that if they ever did allow Chris onto the podcast, not only would Chris ignore the males (given current events, it's entirely possible he may hit on them instead), and only talk directly to doopie and the other chick. That and it could potentially kill the channel itself, or it would open the show and staff up to potential julay-ing.
 
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