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"something terrible happened to me, that I can't talk about, in the past 6 months"..... guys, when was the last time we saw Barb?

His "powerful allies" are probably Magi-chan and the CPU girls.... totally terrifying.

Barb was seen on a live stream about 2-3 weeks ago.

And yeah, those 'allies' are definitely in his head.
 
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I agree with Chris on that.

Chris spent $30 on a Meta Knight Amiibo a few days ago. It was damaged.

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He also purchased from two sellers recently - one sells Funko and the other anime action figures. Info is private on both so can't see the details.
 
"something terrible happened to me, that I can't talk about, in the past 6 months"..... guys, when was the last time we saw Barb?

His "powerful allies" are probably Magi-chan and the CPU girls.... totally terrifying.

I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in everything in my power!
 
I'm workin' on it! Trust me!

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'Tomorrow' and 'next week' mutually exclusive abstract terms, unless Chris views Sonichu reveals as an extended Hanukkah-esque event.

It's fun to see a fire lit under Chris for a change. Gone are the pointless, redundant SLGBT aphorisms, replaced with glorious proclamations of Very Needed Aid from Powerful Pokemon Allies.
 
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Needless to say, I feel bad for Ken. Chris is only interested in him when he finally realizes he has no other real playmates.
 
It’s kind of sad he’s selling toys just to buy Funko Pops, the Beanie Baby of this generation.

Pops are at least licensed with all sorts of shit. You could hate the shit out of them, but love idk, fucking Goku or Darth Vader or literally anything else and just get that one little shitter because you really love that particular media. Beanie Babies were just colorful bears and shit, with no real outside value or other reason to be interested in them.

But yeah fuck the idiots that own like 10k Funko Pops and have entire rooms dedicated to floor to ceiling never opened boxes and all that shit.
 
Chris is so fucked in the head that "something bad happened to me" can range from his honest to god mother dying or a cartoon anvil landing on his head in the CWCverse
 
Every time I see more, new shit coming from chris, from the smallest of happenings to the biggest of sagas, a part of me wonders off, into an introspective state, wondering: what if this is all a ruse? What if Chris is doing a social experiment? What if he is actually an incredibly smart person, an actor, a new age artist and this is his magnum opus?
What if he created this persona, Chris Chan, an autistic kid/man, exposing himself to the internet, this new era of social interaction, of turning your life into a show for others to see, a real show for millions to follow over decades to either mock, praise or be horrified.
 
Every time I see more, new shit coming from chris, from the smallest of happenings to the biggest of sagas, a part of me wonders off, into an introspective state, wondering: what if this is all a ruse? What if Chris is doing a social experiment? What if he is actually an incredibly smart person, an actor, a new age artist and this is his magnum opus?
What if he created this persona, Chris Chan, an autistic kid/man, exposing himself to the internet, this new era of social interaction, of turning your life into a show for others to see, a real show for millions to follow over decades to either mock, praise or be horrified.

As long as he's neglecting Barb, it's all good.
 
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