Containment Random Chris Updates

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He was probably fed this info. This tallies up with him suddenly knowing dirt on Hirtes, although that is incredibly hilarious to behold.
Yeah, undoubtedly someone is clueing in Chris on who his trolls and fans are, or maybe just telling him everybody is a troll.
They're probably also the same person telling Chris he's a bisexual half-sonichu half-pokemon furry.

btw, Who is Mitch Fox? Chris mentioned that before to Hirtes, did I miss something, what is that supposed to mean?
 
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The levels of self entitlement are off the chart here, despite having financial troubles he refuses to get a regular ticket and instead demands a VIP ticket free of charge.
 
The levels of self entitlement are off the chart here, despite having financial troubles he refuses to get a regular ticket and instead demands a VIP ticket free of charge.
This kind of shit is why I don't really have any sympathy for Chris. It'd be one thing if he was a likeable autist. But imo he isn't.
 
I'm pretty sure Chris spent his Bronycon money on the mortgage which is why he was so salty a little while ago.

Probable Hobbit pretty much confirms what we thought Chris consoders a troll. Anybody who doesn't kiss his ass completely. Ask him if he has more stuff to sell on eBay to get Bronycon money? Probable Troll. Make a Sonichu Funko Pop thing? You're a true friend and loysl fan.
 
Nice to see he did what we all predicted, spent the money jackz gave him and now he is begging for bronycon to give him free admission. He's going to flip his shit when they end up saying no.

"BronyCon discriminates against Autistic, transgender, bi-sexual, electric hedgehog-kin! They won't give me free admission, even though I am a TRUE and LOYAL MLP fan and can't afford to pay admission because reasons! And I am even the FIRST Brony, as such, among which! They should be honoured to have a celebrity like me there! Boycott BronyCon for being CRUEL and HEARTLESS!"

Or at least something to that effect. But I'm sure BronyCon will just ignore it. And if they were to give him admission, it would likely be the very cheapest, basic entry pass, and that would make Chris pitch a fit too, because you know he won't consider anything but one of the higher tier packages acceptable.
 
"BronyCon discriminates against Autistic, transgender, bi-sexual, electric hedgehog-kin! They won't give me free admission, even though I am a TRUE and LOYAL MLP fan and can't afford to pay admission because reasons! And I am even the FIRST Brony, as such, among which! They should be honoured to have a celebrity like me there! Boycott BronyCon for being CRUEL and HEARTLESS!"

Or at least something to that effect. But I'm sure BronyCon will just ignore it. And if they were to give him admission, it would likely be the very cheapest, basic entry pass, and that would make Chris pitch a fit too, because you know he won't consider anything but one of the higher tier packages acceptable.
I wouldn't doubt this one bit. He'd be butthurt not to have that extra crap.
 
I wouldn't doubt this one bit. He'd be butthurt not to have that extra crap.

Sure. In Chris' mind, he not only deserves that extra crap, but he's OWED that extra crap. It's BASICALLY PROMISED because of all the extra STRESS he has had to endure these past few months. So either BronyCon better give him an all expenses paid trip to the convention with the highest tier entry package, or someone better cough up some more cash to pay his way!
 
Sure. In Chris' mind, he not only deserves that extra crap, but he's OWED that extra crap. It's BASICALLY PROMISED because of all the extra STRESS he has had to endure these past few months. So either BronyCon better give him an all expenses paid trip to the convention with the highest tier entry package, or someone better cough up some more cash to pay his way!
All to kiss his ass, really.
 
I doubt they'll say no. Instead, they probably won't respond at all lol.

As long as he doesn't assume that their silence is them considering his request; though I can't really shake the feeling that's exactly what's going through his head - maybe they haven't responded yet because they're busy setting up for the con.

I wonder if he'll start making irritable tweets when a week or two passes and they still haven't answered him.
 
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Sure. In Chris' mind, he not only deserves that extra crap, but he's OWED that extra crap. It's BASICALLY PROMISED because of all the extra STRESS he has had to endure these past few months. So either BronyCon better give him an all expenses paid trip to the convention with the highest tier entry package, or someone better cough up some more cash to pay his way!

I wouldn't be surprised if some "troll" actually buys it for him. I actually wouldn't mind to see some idiot do just that because it led to interesting content last time, although we should still start a thread on whoever does.
 
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