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The American Hedgehog said:
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'Sonichu'

Where's Sonichu Chris?

Once again, Sonichu is no longer the main character in his own comic...
 
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MahFibro! said:
As long as he doesn't assume that their silence is them considering his request; though I can't really shake the feeling that's exactly what's going through his head - maybe they haven't responded yet because they're busy setting up for the con.

I wonder if he'll start making irritable tweets when a week or two passes and they still haven't answered him.
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Actually, Chris showing up at the Clopper Convention because "They never said NO, so that means YES", only to get turned away after he traveled all that way and got a Meemaw Sitter for Barb and everything...that would be hilarious. Especially if he assumes lodging will be included and doesn't make room reservations.

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I don't watch MLP, so I may be wrong, but isn't Dub Step Pony's or whatever her name is deal is that she doesn't speak and lets her music the talking for her? So Chris is basically going against a major character trait here by making a normally mute character say really generic, cliché drivel to "pump up" a crowd.
 
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The Dude said:
Actually, Chris showing up at the Clopper Convention because "They never said NO, so that means YES", only to get turned away after he traveled all that way and got a Meemaw Sitter for Barb and everything...that would be hilarious. Especially if he assumes lodging will be included and doesn't make room reservations.
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BronyCon becoming this really small, exclusive and insular event gives me hope that Bronydom is dying off
 
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Mathas said:
I doubt they'll say no. Instead, they probably won't respond at all lol.
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Cue Chris getting upset and angry because he didn't get his way. Chris reation is going to call them trolls, tell them they don't have a heart, or that someone called the event staff and told them not to respond to Chris. Then Chris will say something really messed up about the staff or the people going, embarrass himself and lose more donators, then shit himself and do nothing once he realizes that he's not getting his way. At this point, we can almost predict how Chris will react.
 
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Francine StripeCheer said:
I'm impressed, Chris usually has to check the cwcki to remember basic events from his own life
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I don't think you give Chris enough credit.

He remembers a lot of things quite well, including the full names of all of the fake girl-trolls from the sagas.

He's just smart enough not to talk about them anymore.

Edit: Just saw the Megan post. FML.
 
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Pandinus Imperator said:
It looks like Chris is trying to be sincere here but...his narcissism is showing so much. Even in an attempt to apologize he makes the entire apology about himself.

He needs someone to teach him that sometimes your actions can just be too despicable for someone to ever forgive you.
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But "time heals all wounds"!
 
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neural said:
He's still very hung up on Megan, huh?

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CWC needs closure...

CWC - the guy who helped run over one and admitted to thinking about sexually assaulting the other because she refused to reciprocate his affection...needs closure. And thinks a simple apology will make things all better.

Why does he even want them back in his life, anyway -considering he's believed for years that he was the victim of their mutual abuse?

Edit: Sorry, my bad; for whatever reason, I was think Mike Snyder.
 
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neural said:
I think you're confusing John Schroeder with Mike Snyder..

Also, Chris has been doing the apologies tour for a while now, he apologized to @Alec Benson Leary & Adam Stackhouse, among others..
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Yeah, I did mix the names up. Thanks for the correction.

Still, the question remains, why the sudden desire to have these people back in his life? The only conclusion I can come to if - if not because he's desperate for some kind of friendship - this is an attempt to have someone to take him in after his mother passes?
 
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