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Containment Random Chris Updates
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Not gonna lie, I'd probably buy one.
One from Pop, not from Chris.
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That's the only way you can buy it because Pop is not into dealing with Internet bigfoots.
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Pop makes the most obscure shit and would do it for a quick buck. They already make pop figures of internet personas and borderline memes. The only thing stopping them is the potential nintendo and sega lawsuit.
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MahFibro!
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Try as he might, CWC will never successfully shoehorn his Sonichus/Rosechus in the official Pokedex.
Someone ought to remind him of that reality. Or, Hell - encourage him to get in touch with Miyamoto/Nintendo and inform them to add his OCs to the list; that should go over well.
Bob's Ghost
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Very appropriate, considering what he said at the end of that episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQSmvmzO-Nk
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No_one
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What for? It looks like he went form seeing Sonichu as a "parody" (in his understanding of the term) of Sonic, Pokemon etc. to viewing our reality as a parody/alternative (worse and incomplete) verison of his TRUE and HONEST reality which exists only in his mind. He'd just give Miyamoto his smug smile and tell him, "Uhm, darling, do you even communicate with cartoon beings?"
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Whenever a new game comes out that pushes the total name of Pokemon past 982 I feel like Chris is going to end up macing half the city.
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Lack of energy, testosterone and a low metabolism combined with a shocking amount of laziness.
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I dunno, I could see living every day with Chris's level of autism being pretty exhausting.
MahFibro!
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Wouldn't you if you had nothing to do the next day? I mean - what does CWC have to look forward to when he gets up in the morning?
Though, still - 11 hours; that's not at all healthy; especially at his age.
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Because of a complete lack of shame for his many crimes.
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I can't imagine sleeping for 11 hours without having the flu or something extrenous, like working two doubles or coming off really good heroin.
I know Chris doesn't have any reason not to sleep that long, I just can't believe he physically can. His hormone levels must be shot to hell.
I know Chris doesn't have any reason not to sleep that long, I just can't believe he physically can. His hormone levels must be shot to hell.
No_one
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One could think Chris would relate it to Bob, Patti or lost sweethearts and gal-pals. His autism conquers death.
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It's not testosterone, it's probably low growth hormone. It can cause you to need more sleep, and it can make you fat. Basically, it's due to too much caffeine, lack of excersise, bad diet, and screwing up your circadian rhythm. Chris is headed for heart failure for sure, and those oral titty Skittles will give him an express ticket.
Yeah, no Chris. No wife, and especially no husband.
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The Fitbit said he was asleep for just under 9 hours, which is in line with the recommended amount of sleep for his age bracket.
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