Containment Random Chris Updates

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris bought a MLP Funko Pop figure yesterday for $20.

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He also bought this one.

So far, he's spent at least $64 on toys/vidya in the span of two days. He also managed to find $600 to pay his property tax and I assume he also paid his mortgage payment for this month.

Yet two weeks ago he was begging for food money. He bounced back easily after he got pitybux and the SSDI and Patreon tugboats came into port. Even so, I wonder how long it'll be until he starts up the begging again.

 

[MahFibro!]

He also bought this one.

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So far, he's spent at least $64 on toys/vidya in the span of two days. He also managed to find $600 to pay his property tax and I assume he also paid his mortgage payment for this month.

Yet two weeks ago he was begging for food money. He bounced back easily after he got pitybux and the SSDI and Patreon tugboats came into port. Even so, I wonder how long it'll be until he starts up the begging again.

$20 here and there may not seem like much - but it adds up, you know? Has anyone ever addressed him about his frivolous spending habits while he's struggling financially? I'm curious to know how he justifies doing so.

 

[Raiken]

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Did he actualy pay 40 bucks for a busted port?

 

[James Howlett]

$20 here and there may not seem like much - but it adds up, you know? Has anyone ever addressed him about his frivolous spending habits while he's struggling financially? I'm curious to know how he justifies doing so.

I'm pretty sure Hirtes addresses Chris's spending habits weekly. As a result, Chris can no longer tell the difference between people trying to help him or hurt him when it comes to his financial decisions, but fuck it, Chris has autism and funko pops, he's all set.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

$20 here and there may not seem like much - but it adds up, you know? Has anyone ever addressed him about his frivolous spending habits while he's struggling financially? I'm curious to know how he justifies doing so.

Yeah, he comments on it sometimes. Here's a quote from a couple years back:

"That's the bit of allowance fun from within the first half of the month; I have to have a break to relieve the tension now and then, okay? Everyone does. So there.

But this second half of the month is down on us this time around, so donations and money from video requests are appreciated."

 

[MahFibro!]

Yeah, he comments on it sometimes. Here's a quote from a couple years back:

"That's the bit of allowance fun from within the first half of the month; I have to have a break to relieve the tension now and then, okay? Everyone does. So there.

Why can I picture him childishly sticking out his tongue in that last part?

Not going to argue with the fact he needs a break on occasion (because, he is right - everyone is entitled to a break now and then), but it doesn't have to involve spending money that would be better used for emergencies - especialy considering that they frequently struggle financially before the month is over.

But this second half of the month is down on us this time around, so donations and money from video requests are appreciated."

I'm trying to make sense of this part. Is he acknowledging it's because of their own spending habits that they're short by mid month and need help?

 

[Broseph]

Why can I picture him childishly sticking out his tongue in that last part?

Not going to argue with the fact he needs a break on occasion (because, he is right - everyone is entitled to a break now and then)

People are entitled to a break when they are actually working towards something, but Chris...

 

[Me Big Shitpsot]

Hey: newfag here with a unrelated newfag question: Did Mike Jackson actually kill himself, or was it a troll's persona?

 

[Charles Morgenstern]

People are entitled to a break when they are actually working towards something, but Chris...

I agree. How does one take a break from a lifetime of taking a break?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Hey: newfag here with a unrelated newfag question: Did Mike Jackson actually kill himself, or was it a troll's persona?

Mike Jackson recently beat CM Punk at UFC 225, so it was definitely not real

 

[Me Big Shitpsot]

Mike Jackson recently beat CM Punk at UFC 225, so it was definitely not real

I was talking about the Mike Jackson from Chris's Mailbag, but it probably was a troll, yeah.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I'm trying to make sense of this part. Is he acknowledging it's because of their own spending habits that they're short by mid month and need help?

Not at all, the fact that Chris spends a bunch of money on stupid shit when he has available cash on week 1/2 has no relation at all to the fact that they don't have enough money for stuff on weeks 3/4.

(:autism

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I was talking about the Mike Jackson from Chris's Mailbag, but it probably was a troll, yeah.

Yeah, he was 100% made up as a reference to Michael Jackson the musician

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

On every Columns screenshot Chris posted, I can only see the same 4 different jewel colors (instead of the usual 6), so the lazy fuck is probably playing on the easiest difficulty. And with easiest (since the game is about matching colors) taking colors away means exponentially easier than default.

I can't overstate how simple (to the point of becoming downright pointless) that mode is...I had the Genesis and the game when I was 11 and despite never being particularly good at that kind of games I considered that mode "for babies". Really, you have to be braindead or go out of your way to purposefully lose when playing like that and you can go on pretty much forever. That he played long enough to achieve ten fucking million points is only a testament to his weapons grade autism.

Full set of pieces include green and violet and that's how the game is intended to be played. Congrats Chris, you showed that you can at least identify simple shapes and colors and still have a pulse. He might as well be bragging about how he wiped his ass all by himself without calling Barb and it would be more of an accomplishment.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

(random thought )

Is Magi-chan Chris's own personal Edward Cullen?

He's a lot older than Chris (Somehow older than Cwcville), is superpowered, Chris considers him to be his own personal guardian yet for some unknown reason they both find each other attractive despite it being pretty creepy on the part of Magi-chan if you think about it.

 

[asperhes]

Yet two weeks ago he was begging for food money. He bounced back easily after he got pitybux and the SSDI and Patreon tugboats came into port. Even so, I wonder how long it'll be until he starts up the begging again.

And maybe next time we can avoid all the hysterical "The Financhu Crisis is upon us!" sky-is-falling comments.

 

[Jack Awful]

(random thought )

Is Magi-chan Chris's own personal Edward Cullen?

He's a lot older than Chris (Somehow older than Cwcville), is superpowered, Chris considers him to be his own personal guardian yet for some unknown reason they both find each other attractive despite it being pretty creepy on the part of Magi-chan if you think about it.

Is Chris even really bi or is this like when the idea guy tricked Chris into thinking it was Graduon who told him to write that facebook posts with the Nazi references?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

What a letdown it was that Chris was talking as if a loan shark was breathing down his neck a few weeks ago and nothing even came out of it.

Damn it, don't lie about loan sharks.

"If you want BAD DIRECTION, you should look up Idea Guy."

What the fuck... Chris says this, yet he also still believes in stuff Idea Guy had fed to him, like him being married to Magi-Chan, the theories about Ted Bundy, Bob being part-Sonichu, etc.


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Alright, I take back what I said about Silvally in the other thread. Haha, she seems like she's being yet another contender to Idea Guy 2.0.

Haha, at that word "corporeal" being thrown around. Funny because 99% of all observers already do not think Magi & Cryzel are corporeal at all. Chris confirms that yes, Magi & Cryzel are corporeal/real.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Do I understand this correctly?

1. This man has the undisputed capacity to disable comments & likes on youtube, and to block people on twitter.
2. He is aware that there are breathing, detailed electronic logs as to the useless shit he buys on ebay.
3. Disable public purchase history on ebay? Nope.
4. He routinely sails off the handle on hell-bending, wailing, screeching, maniacal begging sprees, even reaching so far as to claim that he and his invalid mother are two clicks away from starvation & certain death, despite receiving a pretty healthy designation of government assistance.
5. Barely a week or two later, he buys a bunch of useless fucking shit (yes, I know, treasures to him, whatever, okay), on ebay.
6. He then expresses comprehensive bewilderment that anything about him could ever attract a lynch mob of internet psychos that want to (& sometimes do) mercilessly punch through the internet with the hard-lined intention of fucking up his actual life.

Without interjecting apologism, or talking about autism, or theories or postulation on the "why"s, can someone just tell me.. am I missing something?

 

[Marvin]

What a letdown it was that Chris was talking as if a loan shark was breathing down his neck a few weeks ago and nothing even came out of it.

Damn it, don't lie about loan sharks.

He didn't say the phrase. And he wasn't lying about what he did say.

Do I understand this correctly?

1. This man has the undisputed capacity to disable comments & likes on youtube, and to block people on twitter.
2. He is aware that there are breathing, detailed electronic logs as to the useless shit he buys on ebay.
3. Disable public purchase history on ebay? Nope.
4. He routinely sails off the handle on hell-bending, wailing, screeching, maniacal begging sprees, even reaching so far as to claim that he and his invalid mother are two clicks away from starvation & certain death, despite receiving a pretty healthy designation of government assistance.
5. Barely a week or two later, he buys a bunch of useless fucking shit (yes, I know, treasures to him, whatever, okay), on ebay.
6. He then expresses comprehensive bewilderment that anything about him could ever attract a lynch mob of internet psychos that want to (& sometimes do) mercilessly punch through the internet with the hard-lined intention of fucking up his actual life.

Without interjecting apologism, or talking about autism, or theories or postulation on the "why"s, can someone just tell me.. am I missing something?

4 is inaccurate

Chris was nigerian prince'd.

6 kind of misses the point

The internet lynch mob does not present a unified front. There's no amount of good behavior that would get them off Chris' back. There's been no combination of good behavior from Chris that has sated them.

It's all the same from his perspective.