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He didn't say the phrase. And he wasn't lying about what he did say.

4 is inaccurate

Chris was nigerian prince'd.

6 kind of misses the point

The internet lynch mob does not present a unified front. There's no amount of good behavior that would get them off Chris' back. There's been no combination of good behavior from Chris that has sated them.

It's all the same from his perspective.

Okay, thank you. I guess I'm trying to make sure that I'm not being a dick about drawing a decidedly reasonable conclusion that, at least sometimes.. at a barren, cursory glance, he makes it really really hard to feel bad for him...
 
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Okay, thank you. I guess what I'm trying to make sure I'm not being a dick about is drawing a decidedly reasonable conclusion that, at least sometimes.. at a barren, cursory glance, he makes it really really hard to feel bad for him...

He's bad at living on a fixed income without incurring debt. He's use to the lifestyle he had when Bob was alive, and refuses to adjust to one where he doesn't have have as high a standard of living. To be perfectly fair, his mother also refused to make this realization and that's a terrible influence on him. You are right, he makes needless expenditures, which were fine when his debt situation weren't so bad, and he should be trimming the fat. Then again there's stuff @Marvin knows we don't about him being taking advantage of which could have made a bad situation a lot worse.
 
He's bad at living on a fixed income without incurring debt. He's use to the lifestyle he had when Bob was alive, and refuses to adjust to one where he doesn't have have as high a standard of living. To be perfectly fair, his mother also refused to make this realization and that's a terrible influence on him. You are right, he makes needless expenditures, which were fine when his debt situation weren't so bad, and he should be trimming the fat. Then again there's stuff @Marvin knows we don't about him being taking advantage of which could have made a bad situation a lot worse.
Personally, I don't feel bad if Chris gets scammed, but I do feel bad that he does not have the the proper supervision.
It's going to keep happening until Chris does something really stupid that can legitimately affect his finanial stability or put him behind bars. Knowing the whys and whats that are going on behind the scene are really moot because this has been going on since Chris appeared on the Internet, which proves he needs to be put somewhere.
 
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It's going to keep happening until Chris does something really stupid that can legitimately affect his finanial stability or put him behind bars. Knowing the whys and whats that are going on behind the scene are really moot because this has been going on since Chris appeared on the Internet, which proves he needs to be put somewhere.
i agree

chris needs to be put on death row so he can finally pay for his crimes against humanity, instead of paying for barb's credit debt

Chris doesn't need to be put in a home, he just needs someone with Barb-level influence (that doesn't gaslight the fuck out of him) to get on his ass to avoid this type of stuff.
 
Personally, I don't feel bad if Chris gets scammed, but I do feel bad that he does not have the the proper supervision.
It's going to keep happening until Chris does something really stupid that can legitimately affect his finanial stability or put him behind bars. Knowing the whys and whats that are going on behind the scene are really moot because this has been going on since Chris appeared on the Internet, which proves he needs to be put somewhere.

I understand your mentality... but it's very much a crime to steal from someone. Especially when we don't know the extent of it. I agree chris has this feeble hold on reality which is very much his choice, but that doesn't make it okay to steal from him.
 
Very little is known what happened to Chris and how "everything" is taken away from him. However, Chris himself is also a little scammer himself, like not fulfilling his patreon pledges with the content that he has promised. The whole Etsy fiasco where he doesn't fulfill his Etsy orders. Many of his Ebay items are deceivingly described and labelled with many things against Ebay terms. The price are overpriced. I don't know if it is just he is too autistic to care or he knows that dumb weens will still give him money despite of all the lies. All in all, the Weens are willing being scammed by Chris, while Chris's intentions are unknown.
 
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Very little is known what happened to Chris and how "everything" is taken away from him. However, Chris himself is also a little scammer himself, like not fulfilling his patreon pledges with the content that he has promised. The whole Etsy fiasco where he doesn't fulfill his Etsy orders. Many of his Ebay items are deceivingly described and labelled with many things against Ebay terms. I don't know if it is just he is too autistic to care or he knows that dumb weens will still give him money despite of all the lies. All in all, the Weens are willing being scammed by Chris, while Chris's intentions are unknown.
Part of it is that the people who buy shit and don't get it don't seem to call him on it (get a refund/threaten to have a chargeback done). And Chris folds like his own fat when maced with confrontation :coster:
 
Part of it is that the people who buy shit and don't get it don't seem to call him on it (get a refund/threaten to have a chargeback done). And Chris folds like his own fat when maced with confrontation :coster:
He just straight up ignores his patrons, who are these people? They just get nothing consistently and keep paying. I guess value of something is determined by the buyer, but when you get literally nothing, one has to wonder
 
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He just straight up ignores his patrons, who are these people? They just get nothing consistently and keep paying. I guess value of something is determined by the buyer, but when you get literally nothing, one has to wonder
Maybe it's not an issue where Chris is scamming them (the possibility of which I'm not going to completely dispute, given his history with "wheelin' and dealin'" and getting caught shoplifting and selling blowjobs behind Best Buy), but an issue where Chris is dumb as fuck. By that I mean he probably has a different mindset for patreon than he does for ebay.

Patreon to him might be "people donate and don't say much, I can take my time with rewards" and then it becomes an out of sight out of mind thing because he'll forget
Whereas eBay is "people will take their money back PLEASE DON'T I NEED IT DON'T GIVE ME LOW RATINGS AND GET IT SHUT DOWN"

Or it could be that they're your garden-variety patreon donors who just set a small amount to give each month and never give it a second thought afterwards.
 
Maybe it's not an issue where Chris is scamming them (the possibility of which I'm not going to completely dispute, given his history with "wheelin' and dealin'" and getting caught shoplifting and selling blowjobs behind Best Buy), but an issue where Chris is dumb as fuck. By that I mean he probably has a different mindset for patreon than he does for ebay.

Patreon to him might be "people donate and don't say much, I can take my time with rewards" and then it becomes an out of sight out of mind thing because he'll forget
Whereas eBay is "people will take their money back PLEASE DON'T I NEED IT DON'T GIVE ME LOW RATINGS AND GET IT SHUT DOWN"

Or it could be that they're your garden-variety patreon donors who just set a small amount to give each month and never give it a second thought afterwards.
I've never used patreon, but I could see myself possibly for certain people/content. But like, I couldn't imagine just draining 5-20$ out of my bank statement each month with nothing to show, and being complacent about it. I guess that's what separates us from the ever rising army of internet autists
 

For a few seconds, I seriously thought he was talking to himself as three different people.

Okay, thank you. I guess I'm trying to make sure that I'm not being a dick about drawing a decidedly reasonable conclusion that, at least sometimes.. at a barren, cursory glance, he makes it really really hard to feel bad for him...

I'm not sure how many people feel bad for him in the overall sense. There are a few who think he is a precious flower who needs to be protected from life, or at least they act that way, and there are some who think he should legitimately suffer because he's such a horrible person for being austistic on the internet.

I think most are just here for the show without amy real emotional attachment either way; if he makes bank taking advantage of people dumber than he is, good on him. If he fucks up everything by choosing to blow his money on the same ridiculously overinflated Lego prices that non-Chris idiots pay for them, sucks to be him. There is a difference, though, between Chris being dumb with his money and Chris having it taken by someone because he's dumb. That's where you will likely find the general consensus of feeling bad for him.

Edit: That sounded somewhat contradictory. Chris is taking advantage by selling his shit at high prices to people willing to spend it. He's not asking for all their money so he can split a trillion dollars with them as soon as the transfer clears.
 
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For a few seconds, I seriously thought he was talking to himself as three different people.

Would you realistically be surprised though? This is the man that believes he travels to the universe he fictionalized PHYSICALLY. Not just your every day autism like astral projection, lucid dreaming (which isn't necessarily non-existent), etc, he believes that he traverses the planes in some extravagent time Lord fantasy.

Referring to himself in the 3rd 4th 5th person sense is not that far off from the current state of affairs.
 
Would you realistically be surprised though? This is the man that believes he travels to the universe he fictionalized PHYSICALLY. Not just your every day autism like astral projection, lucid dreaming (which isn't necessarily non-existent), etc, he believes that he traverses the planes in some extravagent time Lord fantasy.

Referring to himself in the 3rd 4th 5th person sense is not that far off from the current state of affairs.

Nope. That's why my initial reaction to the thought of him carrying on his own multi-party conversation wasn't "That can't be right." It was "Jesus fucking Christ, Chris."
 
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