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This is shit even by ween standards.
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Are these ponies just breaking and entering now?
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First time I've ever said this, so here goes:
I'm with him 100% on this one.
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Chris almighty I miss Dethchemist.
Okay @Marvin, throw on that robe, sing your song, and use the stonecutter powers to make it happen (and I just hope you know I'm kidding)
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Say what you will about Jessica Quinn and Idea Guy, but FATASS ROSECHU SAGA and all that stupid nazi CWCVille fuckery were at least funnier that this goddamn garbage.
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qft
I certainly agree with many points about what Idea Person and JQ were actually doing buy touching the nanny but the reason I was and always will give current trolls the benefit of the doubt is because we get nothing else thats worth it without someone interacting with Chris.
Hell, to this day I still think JQ was 100% real and guess what? Didn't the Facebook account actually upload a video the girl made on Valentines Day 2018, well after the Saga was over? Got an answer for that one @Marvin?
Its like with everything, theres always two sides of the same coin. And as much as we're tired of seeing Chris experience horrible things, and we too, are growing up and maybe, someday will move on with our lives as many oldfags have done.
But TMG was 100% Chris. I say this certain phrase for all the years I've been a part of Kiwi. "Chris will always be there." (and also, I don't want to fucking hear "Idea Guy is the reason Chris did that because he thinks he's bisexual now because of IG)". 100% Chris.
I mean, maybe someone on Twitter, not necessarily a troll just because they were "pozloading my negholeop", told him about TMG and it piqued his interest in going. But Chris poorly planned the whole thing. I've been planning a convention trip for months since the year began and :powerlevel: have over $3000 saved right now. But Chris expected someone to hand him money, a hotel room, food, and a badge in the course of one week. And he fucked it up by not realizing humans have a thing called boundaries and personal space and consent.
Can anyone seriously tell me that was Joshua Wise's fault?
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that was Joshua Wise's fault
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Max forced Chris to drive to Ohio.
Idea Guy had nothing to do with Chris going to TMG. That's the difference.
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I'm fine with people fucking with Chris as long as it's innocuous and is actually funny instead of unfunny try-hard retardation (see Bananasaurus).
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Look, fucking saga happened less than a year ago. I'm sick of everyone thinking Chris literally got reborn from Idea Guy's vagina or something.
Chris isn't so fucking fascinated with fixing his Commodore because of IG. The reality is that Chris is so fucking autistic he doesn't realize he can simply purchase a new one for $50 tops or so. Then he can plan and play out the IG shit of Hyperdemension Neptunia and free the CPU goddess out.
That's what I assumed Chris was going to TMG for. It would have been simple for Chris to spend tugboat on that kind of thing.
But his autistic little thing brain thought it was right to personally invade boundaries, kiss cheeks and put their slobber on them. Because yes, I remember that Idea Guy gave Chris the idea that its acceptable for doing that. Oh wait, I don't.
And one more thing since I am on the subject, Idea Guy also has nothing fucking to do with Chris being a bisexual now.
Chris has been with the LGBT since what, 2014? Even then, he claimed he was bisexual because he identified with being a woman BUT was sexually attracted to women? He was going on about Bonobos and Scissoring, remember? Him going gay for men was something we expected for years and years and years.
But now, everything is Idea Guys fault.
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Correct. It is Joshua's fault.
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Prove it. Was it IG who Tweeted about TMG?
Are there any conversations where he told Chris that it is alright? This shit is gonna have to be more than just "Because Sonichu said it through Idea Guy."
I'm not buying that Idea Guy literally dragged Chris, somehow had something to do with both Chris going to TMG and kissing men without permission unless something concrete is posted.
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He did it man, it's his fault.
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Thats just the short answer because no one wants to fucking do anything anymore.
Fucking Christ, the minute Chris was on the floor people were calling TROLL TROLL TOUCH POOP and gearing up to dox innocent people that didn't even meet him face to face.
I mean, fuck, how the hell is it Idea Guy's fault Chris went to a Video Game convention he wanted to go to because he is a fan of video games from a very long time? I joked about Chris getting sex there, but he wasn't supposed to do that. You go for that kind of stupid thing at the after parties.
Fucking Christ, the minute Chris was on the floor people were calling TROLL TROLL TOUCH POOP and gearing up to dox innocent people that didn't even meet him face to face.
I mean, fuck, how the hell is it Idea Guy's fault Chris went to a Video Game convention he wanted to go to because he is a fan of video games from a very long time? I joked about Chris getting sex there, but he wasn't supposed to do that. You go for that kind of stupid thing at the after parties.
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that was Joshua Wise's fault
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I give up.
when Chris goes to Bronycon and fucks up there, I look forward to Idea Guy #4 because that's what it will be.
when Chris goes to Bronycon and fucks up there, I look forward to Idea Guy #4 because that's what it will be.
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Joshua finds a way.
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And he'll tell Chris some shit about the Unicorn cosplay turning his third eye into his second penis or something as Hirtes and @Subconcious Offense has illustrated.
Because we all know Wise was there to tell Chris that he can go around Bronycon and like a little kid go "See my horn? That means I'm horny!"
Guess this means Doopie was really Idea Guy all along.
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To this day, there is no proof that Jessica Quinn is the girl in the photographs. No timestamped photos, no timestamped videos where the girl mentions Chris or anything unique.
As JQ got cranky at Chris followers, the pressure to prove herself went up. She had opportunities. There's no reason to believe she's the girl in the photographs and plenty of reasons to think she isn't.
Why are you using the word "expected"? That sorta suggests that Chris would've flipped out if he didn't get what he asked for. Chris asks for conventions to comp his stuff because he's famous and they've done it before.
When he doesn't get what he asks for, he goes "meh" and finds other accommodations.
As far as waiting as long as he did, you'll find that money is a good economic lubricant. If you've got money, you can secure a hotel room, food and a badge pretty easily, unless it's one of those super popular conventions that sell out.
Which convention?
IG did trigger a huge shift in Chris' thinking.
I think you're contradicting yourself there. The hyperdimension neptunia / CPU god bullshit was an essential part of IG's scam. He introduced it to Chris (because he's a huge greasy anime nerd) and then used it to fuck with Chris' head, steal money from him, and stuff like that.
Chris wasn't intentionally slobbering on people. He was kissing them on their cheek. Inappropriate, but not in a sexual way.
He had everything to do with Chris being bisexual now. He convinced Chris that another universe exists and he used that to extort Chris out of 4 figures of money and nerd bullshit, and had Chris do other shit on video. He abused Chris' mental state to commit crimes against him.
Think again about what you wrote here.
And yet it took someone committing felonies across state lines for it that "inevitability" to finally manifest...
Hmm... really makes u think...
Not everything. But a good chunk of it.
They did meet him face to face. People who were casually telling Chris that Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddeus would be there, who set him up with the shady con organizer in some bumfuck town in PA.
Don't you think that's a valid reason for us to be suspicious?
lol calm down