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That Wikipedia article has had references to Chris added and removed for a decade. Twice in the past couple of months.

Indeed, the 'talk' section of that page is full of comedy gold. My favourite being the guy who insists that
He is never going to be added on this page. It's very simple. Peter (talk) 11:25, 10 December 2011 (UTC)
Well Peter, it looks like you be wrong.

And clearly Chris is reading this forum or as was noted, we gots Kiwi snitches feeding OPL.
 
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Who knows.... Chris may end up with a reality show, become a millionaire from it.... if so then there's no stopping him. He will continue being Chris for the rest of his life, and have more money than anyone on this forum. It's possible. It happened to the Kardashians, it can happen to anyone. All it takes is someone to back him and promote him.... there's enough people that would view him to where it would be very profitable. I'm surprised Stern hasn't given him a permanent gig. I doubt Chris will ever end up homeless or instituitilized or in a home to be cared for by staff... he's a fucking golden goose. Someone will cash in on him eventully... he will never have to work in his life. If that fails, he's smarter than people give him credit for, he'll collect a "crazy" check and live his life in section 8 housing. He will be OK.
Maybe that's why he stayed in the ghetto at Bronycon. So that he could meet the colorful characters that will surround him in section 8 housing.
 
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I laughed.

I'm laughing right now. I'm surprised Null isn't acting like his agent and getting him TV deals.
 
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I'm laughing right now. I'm surprised Null isn't acting like his agent and getting him TV deals.
Null: "Sorry, Chris....The real housewives of Skid Row sent back your audition tape. Cheer up, it was just a black guy recording junkee hookers on their runs anyway."
 
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Indeed, the 'talk' section of that page is full of comedy gold. My favourite being the guy who insists that
Well Peter, it looks like you be wrong.

And clearly Chris is reading this forum or as was noted, we gots Kiwi snitches feeding OPL.

I looked up the history of that article yesterday on Wikipedia.
I can’t remember, (I read it quickly) but I think the person that added Chris to the article has his YouTube channel listed on his Wikipedia user page.
 
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It's because he tried very hard to add his own article way back. He had skimishes with the admins that I believe are documented in the CWCki.
Not meaning to be patronizing, but I doubt that's the only reason. Chris has tried several times to break into the more mainstream of the Internet to no avail. Chris is too cringe and polarizing to make it on Tosh.o, so I am not surprised he can't even make it to Wikipedia.
 
Not meaning to be patronizing, but I doubt that's the only reason. Chris has tried several times to break into the more mainstream of the Internet to no avail. Chris is too cringe and polarizing to make it on Tosh.o, so I am not surprised he can't even make it to Wikipedia.
I disagree, Bryan Silva is cringe as fuck (and has a questionable past too), but he made it to Tosh.0 just fine, and could've made it to Wikipedia if anyone cared enough about him, I think the Annotated Sonichu dude said it best in his Q&A:
Annotated Sonichu Dude said:
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I would slightly disagree that Chris is bullied into his “metafictional performance art,” given that he was putting on his version of The Truman Show before anyone could be bothered to harass him. Chris’s work before November 2007 is not all that dissimilar from his later efforts–in all, it is the desperate cry for attention from a young man eager to be famous for something. The main contribution of the trolls was to bring his vision into focus, giving him enemies to fight, women to court, and goals to pursue–he already had these things, but never in such abundance or regularity. I strongly believe that if the trolls hadn’t found him, he would have inevitably continued to make comics and videos until he found some other “patron.”

Anyway, there are two major obstacles preventing Chris-chan from becoming a mainstream meme on the order of Chris Crocker or Tay Zonday. I realized this in July 2009 when word got out that one of his videos appeared on Web Soup. I found it curious that, of all the videos the show could choose from, they picked “I Got A Fish,” which is extremely short and barely scratches the surface of Chandler’s idiosyncracies.

But when considering which video I would have chosen instead, I realized that the rest were either too explicit or too “inside” to make sense as a standalone clip. For example, I think this video is much funnier, but it only works if you know a little about what led up to it, and I somehow doubt G4 would authorize footage of a man fondling a sex doll. This one would be amusing to anybody, but there are hundreds of losers screaming on the internet, so unless you appreciate the context it doesn’t stand out.

Consider this video (which an anon helpfully provided in my inbox!), where a couple of Sega interns get away with a Sonichu reference and crack themselves up. Half the reason it’s so funny to them is that they know Sonichu is wholly inappropriate for their web show; they can do little more than say the character’s name, because any further explanation would cross the line. To introduce someone to a meme you have to be able to let them in on the joke, but you can’t really explain Chris or Sonichu without being NSFW. You could say Chris is a 30-year-old who plays with toys or that Sonichu is a half-assed fan character, but that doesn’t get to the heart of the matter. Chris is a weirdo who acts like a child and looks like a child molester; Sonichu is a funny animal character whose comic features extensive sex sequences.

At this point, the best chance for Chris to hit the mainstream is some sort of juicy scandal. If he went on a killing spree or managed to sneak into the White House, there’s no doubt the media would dig up his history, but that’s a pretty far-fetched. More likely, his struggles with trolls could become part of the media’s current crusade against cyberbullying, but I don’t think his story lends itself to the narrative of innocent kids being beaten or driven to suicide. To make Chris a sympathetic figure, you have to appeal to the sense that it’s wrong to coerce a guy to wear his mother’s bra without calling attention to the fact that he should have known better.
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Now apply this thinking to Chris on Wikipedia, and add in the fact that the CWCki isn't considered a reliable source by the admins.

BTW, the mailbag is a highly recommended read, this guy has a unique take on Chris that I really like reading.
 
I disagree, Bryan Silva is cringe as fuck (and has a questionable past too), but he made it to Tosh.0 just fine, and could've made it to Wikipedia if anyone cared enough about him, I think the Annotated Sonichu dude said it best in his Q&A:
Bryan Silva is an ugly, cringey donkey, I agree. Bryan is still a hell of a lot more approachable than Chris to the mainstream media. Aside from the Gay porn, he's also a tad bit more relatable as a character. It's a sad truth truth but outside of the fandom, no one wants to deal with the mentally retarded.
The stranger on the street will remember an ugmo making fake machine gun noises but very few can warm up to taint queefs or a well off beggar. Also, I agree Chris does look like a kiddy fiddler, which hurts his appeal.
 
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Bryan Silva is an ugly, cringey donkey, I agree. Bryan is still a hell of a lot more approachable than Chris to the mainstream media. Aside from the Gay porn, he's also a tad bit more relatable as a character. It's a sad truth truth but outside of the fandom, no one wants to deal with the mentally exceptional.
The stranger on the street will remember an ugmo making fake machine gun noises but very few can warm up to taint queefs or a well off beggar. Also, I agree Chris does look like a kiddy fiddler, which hurts his appeal.
You missed the point, Bryan as a meme can be explained in 10 seconds, you can also say that he is a gay porn actor without showing the actual shit he did and ppl will 'get it' (an immediate example of this is me not including the actual media in the OP), while Chris as a joke is just far too inside and far too NSFW for that to happen quickly, you literally need a full miniseries or some shit to fully explain Chris to normies.
 
You missed the point, Bryan as a meme can be explained in 10 seconds, you can also say that he is a gay porn actor without showing the actual shit he did and ppl will 'get it' (an immediate example of this is me not including the actual media in the OP), while Chris as a joke is just far too inside and far too NSFW for that to happen quickly, you literally need a full miniseries or some shit to fully explain Chris to normies.
Even with a miniseries, Chris is still not approachable to a wider audience. Chris also doesn't need his reputation alone to preceed him. People see gross, balding man in mini skirt and that's enough. Chris is not complex, his trolls may be. In fact, the docuseries are too much cringe for the mainstream. Nobody needs to know why Chris is humping a sex doll, they just need to know that it's gross.
 
I wonder if drugs could help Chris situation? I mean, it helped GG Allin to become a great shock rock underground artist instead of being a loser virgin living with his mom.
I think if Chris ever tried LSD then the chances of healing him of his insanity would practically become zero.
If you thought he was already delusional enough, tweeting every other day about how he contacts his Sonichu sweethearts in the sister dimension via mind link with his CPU goddess powers - then could you imagine how much more insane they would get after he took a tab and really travelled to CWCville?



or who knows? maybe he'd have a bad trip and it would put him off wanting to visit CWCville forever...
 
I think if Chris ever tried LSD then the chances of healing him of his insanity would practically become zero.
If you thought he was already delusional enough, tweeting every other day about how he contacts his Sonichu sweethearts in the sister dimension via mind link with his CPU goddess powers - then could you imagine how much more insane they would get after he took a tab and really travelled to CWCville?



or who knows? maybe he'd have a bad trip and it would put him off wanting to visit CWCville forever...

Oh, but imagine how good the comics would be. Sonichu comes back in full force, now with more colors!
 
I think if Chris ever tried LSD then the chances of healing him of his insanity would practically become zero.
If you thought he was already delusional enough, tweeting every other day about how he contacts his Sonichu sweethearts in the sister dimension via mind link with his CPU goddess powers - then could you imagine how much more insane they would get after he took a tab and really travelled to CWCville?



or who knows? maybe he'd have a bad trip and it would put him off wanting to visit CWCville forever...
Well i was thinking hard drugs and not psychedelics .
I bet if he tried heroin or some narcotics it could help him in redecorating his room in a more minimalistic fashion after pawning all his toys, tvs, consoles, etc. Say whatever you want but is less cringe to be a junkie in love of heroin instead of mlp
 
Why doesn't this sister dimension thing work for all fiction?

I'd totally visit the fictional characters of the early 90s sitcom Step by Step and make Dana Foster my sweetheart from the ground-up.

Chris should really branch out. There's more to Tv than My Little Pony, Family Guy, South Park and Pokemon.

Chris should visit the sister dimension of Hill Street Blues and be a jerkop.
 
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