Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

Great, Chris. When Barb finally kicks and the final reckoning comes, you can put these over your eyes to avoid reality.

the one on the bottom right looks like he's taking it up the pooper while giving handjobs/blowjobs in an orgy witgh sonichu and CWC.

Well, the one in the bottom row below Chris' photograph looks like he's signaling that he wants to be mounted.
Naturally, Chris chose the gayest pogs he could get his hands on, including the ones that have his face on them.

 

[GloryHole]

Spoiler: Fullsize pics

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Where were these when I was a kid? I just had to crappy Sci-Fi ones from the early 90's. Thanks mom and dad...

 

[Bassomatic]

Chris does a great job knocking rose colored glasses off 90s nostalgia.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

W H Y D O E S T H I S H A P P E N ?

I hate to say it, but just like the twitter weens, the Idea Guy method is now like the Hirtes method.

 

[The Dude]

Jeez. Some of those pogs are...just terrifying. Especially the class/yearbook photos of Chris. That dead fish stare...

Remember pogs? They're back. In Sonichu form

Sorry Hulkster, even you can't make Millhouse a meme.

 

[Trilby]

Where were these when I was a kid? I just had to crappy Sci-Fi ones from the early 90's. Thanks mom and dad...

I was already a teen then so I didn't bother with this much.

Jeez. Some of those pogs are...just terrifying. Especially the class/yearbook photos of Chris. That dead fish stare...

Given Chris had the pog maker thingy, I'm sure he had a field day destroying his Sonic comics just to make these.

 

[The Fool]

Where the fuck did Chris get all these pogs? did he make them? buy them off ebay? I can't imagine him knowing what pogs even are until after his obsession with british culture (as in, not during his early childhood/young adulthood where he hoarded most of the crap he has now)

 

[Trilby]

Where the fuck did Chris get all these pogs? did he make them? buy them off ebay? I can't imagine him knowing what pogs even are until after his obsession with british culture (as in, not during his early childhood/young adulthood where he hoarded most of the crap he has now)

He made 'em. He showed off this thing in one of the pics...

 

[Lipitor]

Where the fuck did Chris get all these pogs? did he make them? buy them off ebay? I can't imagine him knowing what pogs even are until after his obsession with british culture (as in, not during his early childhood/young adulthood where he hoarded most of the crap he has now)

He's 36 yrs old who has had a childhood lasting well beyond any of us... He knew about pogs when they were hot and he got a bunch.. they were apparently.. like cheap AF.. when they came out.. but hold no collection value... makes sense why he'd have them.

 

[AnOminous]

He's 36 yrs old who has had a childhood lasting well beyond any of us... He knew about pogs when they were hot and he got a bunch.. they were apparently.. like cheap AF.. when they came out.. but hold no collection value... makes sense why he'd have them.

Chris has a positive genius for collecting things that have no value whatsoever as collectibles.

 

[Lipitor]

Chris has a positive genius for collecting things that have no value whatsoever as collectibles.

true... it makes no sense.. but he could probably sell his pogs of himself for bank in 2018

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Chris has a positive genius for collecting things that have no value whatsoever as collectibles.

These could have value to someone. One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Then again these aren't on the same level of collectible as TCG cards.

 

[Raiken]

These could have value to someone. One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Then again these aren't on the same level of collectible as TCG cards.

Maybe jim sterling will buy them?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

making pogs... of your own face. That's autistic squared but then add in making pogs of your sonic and pony OCs in 2018 and it's just overwhelming. But there's never an end to it.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

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Did those haircuts come with soup?

I will say, Miss Receding hairline really ought to grow those bangs back.

It's interesting CWC had bothered with those Tails pogs. Do you guys think this was from a time where he didn't think the little fox was trying to lead his hero away from the straight path, or was it just him not wanting to throw away parts of his hoardlet?

 

[The Dude]

Some guys at 36 own a motorcycle or restore classic cars. Some guys at 36 have a custom hi-fi and collect vintage records. Some guys at 36 work overtime so they can take their wife and kids to Disney World. Hell, some guys at 36 decide they want to recapture some of their childhood and collect vintage toys they had as a kid, but only if they are mint in box, and display them in their study, home office, or man cave. Chris...has a bunch of worthless shit, all of it childish, and what few things he does have that could have been worth some coin aren't worth a tin shit because he plays with them instead of leaving them in the box. As long as he's happy, I guess...

 

[nvrwastetree]

Some guys at 36 own a motorcycle or restore classic cars. Some guys at 36 have a custom hi-fi and collect vintage records. Some guys at 36 work overtime so they can take their wife and kids to Disney World. Hell, some guys at 36 decide they want to recapture some of their childhood and collect vintage toys they had as a kid, but only if they are mint in box, and display them in their study, home office, or man cave. Chris...has a bunch of worthless shit, all of it childish, and what few things he does have that could have been worth some coin aren't worth a tin shit because he plays with them instead of leaving them in the box. As long as he's happy, I guess...

And then you have a 36 year old delusional man baby who believes he is 100% female, with rking breasts and overies and all that, that cut up his taint because he believed he was growing a vagina...like one grows a household plant.

Yes Chris collects stuff that can be worth someoney, but then again, even if he does open the box, even if he does ruin the collectors value by defacing and customizing it, even if he destroys the box or it gets waterlogged, or it's missing pieces, once Chris discovers that said toy or collectable is worth alot of money, you can bet your ass he'll put it on eBay for whatever it's worth, because he knows some idiot will pay for his shit. And God help this person if they file a complaint or a refund request because Chris will dox them.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

What's the betting he's searching ebay right now for blank 90's era pogs for that little pog-making machine, so he can start making ponychupogs? Step up, I bet someone has a bunch of them mouldering in the attic somewhere. Charge whatever you want, Chris will probably pay it no questions asked.

 

[Deadpool]

Coming soon to E-Bay: POGS OF A YOUNG CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER! $50 each or $500 for the whole set, NO HAGGLE!

 

[Rogowski]

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1042160835207020550?s=19

The best part of this tweet is that Chris doesn't even follow that Twitter account so that means Chris randomly searches Twitter for keywords like "Sonic oral sex".