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Chris' delusions are disturbing only because it gets crazier and more incomprehensible by the day. And I've talked to Nesshelper in length before and let me you, Nesshelper makes more sense than Chris nowadays.

I really don't care if people fuck with Chris, I just don't personally agree with endorsing this crazy nonsense that seems like the end game is him removing himself from this reality one way or another. I don't believe he would do that and we'll just be blessed with daily tweets of how the dimensions will merge for the next 20+ years. So take that as you will.

The kids giving weed to Chris do need to be careful. It might have just been a once type thing or they actually gave him oregano or some shit, but if it's a more common occurrence and if Chris gets caught(like if he gets pulled over) he'll squeal like a little piggy on them. They'll have a fun time explaining to an officer(and probably their parents) why they gave a clearly mentally ill person twice their age weed.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
The kids giving weed to Chris do need to be careful. It might have just been a once type thing or they actually gave him oregano or some shit, but if it's a more common occurrence and if Chris gets caught(like if he gets pulled over) he'll squeal like a little piggy on them. They'll have a fun time explaining to an officer(and probably their parents) why they gave a clearly mentally ill person twice their age weed.
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And that's probably all that needs to be said to them to get them to chill. Not "we may or may not dox you, you've got 3 months to prove you're real friends".
 
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The Captain said:
I gotcha man.

Even Marvin said you were joking with me and not to take it seriously lol
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You're a Sonichu now, nothing should be taken seriously. I told you months ago to sit back and laugh with the rest of us, because if you can't look at this as a comedy, you can only look at it as a tragedy. And that's no fun.
 
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Mason Verger said:
You're a Sonichu now, nothing should be taken seriously. I told you months ago to sit back and laugh with the rest of us, because if you can't look at this as a comedy, you can only look at it as a tragedy. And that's no fun.
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Nah man, I gotcha. Don't want to :powerlevel: too much here, but my personal life is a bit hectic right now so I'm flustered at times. Doesn't help when Chris is blowing up my Google Voice with nonsense.

I honestly like the forum here, it's a huge source of stress relief for me.
 
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Damn, these younger people are toking it up with Chris? I dunno how quality the weed in that state is, but Chris better be careful with a gas mask bong.

I can now definitely see why it makes him literally picture his posse. Especially if he doesn't do it every day.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
Damn, these younger people are toking it up with Chris? I dunno how quality the weed in that state is, but Chris better be careful with a gas mask bong.

I can now definitely see why it makes him literally picture his posse. Especially if he doesn't do it every day.
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I can't believe Chris has actual hedgehog boyz now.
 
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The Captain said:
I can see how people are upset about the concept of "hoarding content"
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I really wasn't trying to do any inner circle shit but it's frustrating when people keep saying things without the whole story or even (jokingly) accusing me of said shenanigans.
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I'm not sure it's the hoarding that people are upset with. Personally, anyway, it's the "you guys are dumb and don't know the whole story shit. so believe me when I say X, Y, Z" . You have specifically withheld information.... how is that on us when we get something wrong? Ya know?

There are things that are hoarded for a reason... like Chris crying over Bob's death. Some people want it...but what good is it going to do? It's a sad manchild crying over his father. Leave it at that. But at least people knew it was a thing. People knew Chris cried. Could you imagine if no one had said that? People here would assume Chris didn't care that Bob died. Then we'd have people like you and Marvin who say shit like "You guys just don't know the truth! Trust us, Chris did care!".

Hoard the info if it's needed. We don't know what we don't know...so the rest of us plebs shouldn't be held accountable for getting "facts" wrong. It's like blaming a 5 year old for not knowing AP Bio.

I wouldn't worry about the ribbing we give you... we're Kiwis...it's what we do.

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If Chris does have some kind of Schizo type disorder, imbibing in cannabis can really fuck his head up and make things worse. Which is pretty funny, if that's what's going on.
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He's got autism...that's about it. Not entirely sure what weed + autism does though...
 
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zap2theextreme said:
I get why Marvin is "hoarding content". If it's people interacting with Chris online it's %100 a troll but offline it's 50/50. I don't think anyone should decide to pull the trigger and get it wrong then end up ruining a real-life beneficial relationship for Chris.
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If Marvin released the names of anyone who hung out with Chris they'd be harassed by unfunny tards, so it's for the best he doesn't reveal anything.
 
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zap2theextreme said:
I get why Marvin is "hoarding content". If it's people interacting with Chris online it's %100 a troll but offline it's 50/50. I don't think anyone should decide to pull the trigger and get it wrong then end up ruining a real-life beneficial relationship for Chris.
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It's beneficial but they're also actively indulging his fantasies. This includes claiming to visit Cwcville and asking to join the "harem". He likes hearing it so they keep saying it. I'm also assuming they read the forum based off of what they're getting Chris to say which is why we stayed mum.

The cat's out of the bag now so.. Yeah. They're telling him what he wants to hear thinking it's cute and beneficial.
 
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BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Even the people who you'd expect to champion weed are adamant that effects of weed on autism are still unable to be decently judged because reliable research into the subject is still 'practically non-existent'.

https://www.leafly.com/news/health/autism-and-cannabis-heres-what-the-science-says
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Chris would make a fine guinea pig. Shame the US won't allow experiments with LSD anymore. The depths of CWC's mind would certainly baffle Leary and Grof.
 
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The Captain said:
It's beneficial but they're also actively indulging his fantasies. This includes claiming to visit Cwcville and asking to join the "harem". He likes hearing it so they keep saying it. I'm also assuming they read the forum based off of what they're getting Chris to say which is why we stayed mum.

The cat's out of the bag now so.. Yeah. They're telling him what he wants to hear thinking it's cute and beneficial.
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Well I guess you dox them then? I don't really know what to do when you got every jack and jill that he befriends fucking with him. Not really anything you can do besides getting sucked into the never ending drama of CWCs life. It's just going to be an endless battle because these delusions have taken over his every aspect.
 
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When Chris goes to jail for driving too stoned and causing an accident, it won't look pretty.

Driving stoned on those streets, what a challenge that is.
 
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I'm also assuming they read the forum based off of what they're getting Chris to say which is why we stayed mum.
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Hey Chris's new irl friends, convince him he needs to start a new quest at Region 10, where he levels up enough to earn a job, and then be tasked to collect 100 paychecks. Only then will the portal open that allows the CPU goddesses and ponies to merge into their final form or something.
 
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The Captain said:
Nah man, I gotcha. Don't want to :powerlevel: too much here, but my personal life is a bit hectic right now so I'm flustered at times. Doesn't help when Chris is blowing up my Google Voice with nonsense.

I honestly like the forum here, it's a huge source of stress relief for me.
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why do you think a lot of us come here
 
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