Containment Random Chris Updates

[Dial M for Misgender]

It's beneficial but they're also actively indulging his fantasies. This includes claiming to visit Cwcville and asking to join the "harem". He likes hearing it so they keep saying it. I'm also assuming they read the forum based off of what they're getting Chris to say which is why we stayed mum.

The cat's out of the bag now so.. Yeah. They're telling him what he wants to hear thinking it's cute and beneficial.

How often are you seeing Chris in person?

 

[The Captain]

How often are you seeing Chris in person?

Never met the guy.

 

[Deadpool]

Helping a blind man cross a minefield is noble. Helping a blind man cross the minefield again and again so that he can save his funkopop collection is autistic foolishness.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Chris has a history of white knighting people he believes are going to have sex with him and only those people.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Chris has a history of white knighting people he believes are going to have sex with him and only those people.

He also has a history of a accidentally doxxing people who have substantial contact with him, no matter how many times you tell him not to tell.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[nertz]

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Did he really just expect a Commodore to have a USB port?

 

[Trilby]

Did he really just expect a Commodore to have a USB port?

I no doubt he expects everything to.

In case people are wondering, this is what Chris is talking about.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Did he really just expect a Commodore to have a USB port?

He's talking about the recently released a few months back c64 mini. He wanted it to have a serial port for his floppy drive. The mini has I believe 2 USB ports, you use one for a joystick and you can connect a keyboard to the other, or a flash drive with programs on it. The problem is, you really don't have enough usb ports on it. Chris is autistic so he most likely has no concept of putting c64 roms onto a flash drive, which is why he wants a serial port for a floppy drive.

Ashens explains it quite well.

 

[nertz]

Huh, TIL.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

I don't think this deserves a thread of its own. But just found this tweet on Chris's twitter. Like trying to advertise or troll Chris or some.
Some dudes actually made a website to sell "official" Sonichu Merch. Looks super legit fam, like a lot of effort was put into it.

The account is old though. so i dunno how long they been around. Perhaps I am :late::late::late::late: af.

But check the website out, (https://sonichuofficial.com/)
the merch looks legit and original compare to Chris's redbubble shit man.

Edit: I just cant imagine how a "starving" Chris will react, when people are making money out of his creation and donating money to other Slow-in-mind tards instead of a CPU goddess like him.

Chris is keeping his eye on that.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is keeping his eye on that.

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Which one the good one or the lazy one?

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Which one the good one or the lazy one?

The one that lets him see Magi-Chan and his loves, duh!

 

[TaterBot]

He also has a history of a accidentally doxxing people who have substantial contact with him, no matter how many times you tell him not to tell.

But does he really? He hasn't doxed you, Marvin, the Magical Man, the cameraman on Rollin and Trollin, Emily (redundant?) or the Captain. He didn't even dox the Idea Guys. (Customer Smith was a retaliation dox and Wallflower was a dumb mistake.) Overall, he's pretty darned good about not revealing his "associates" or his friends. Not that it matters anyway, who gives an actual shit?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

But does he really? He hasn't doxed you, Marvin, the Magical Man, the cameraman on Rollin and Trollin, Emily (redundant?) or the Captain. He didn't even dox the Idea Guys. (Customer Smith was a retaliation dox and Wallflower was a dumb mistake.) Overall, he's pretty darned good about not revealing his "associates" or his friends. Not that it matters anyway, who gives an actual shit?

Maybe not out in the open, but if you talk to Chris long enough he'll tell you things about other people he talks to, sometimes without prompting. Like he'll tell me he's delivering merchandise to people personally and I'll ask him where, as in, a general area, and there were times he just straight told me their addresses. Fun fact guys, if any of you are lurking who has had Chris personally deliver stuff to you, I probably have your address. He eventually doxxed Idea Guy and cohorts with coaxing and even while he was tight lipped he blabbed enough so we knew some fuckery was happening.

 

[ForgedBlades]

For some reason I read this in Pmurt's voice.

 

[Mason Verger]

Maybe not out in the open, but if you talk to Chris long enough he'll tell you things about other people he talks to, sometimes without prompting. Like he'll tell me he's delivering merchandise to people personally and I'll ask him where, as in, a general area, and there were times he just straight told me their addresses. Fun fact guys, if any of you are lurking who has had Chris personally deliver stuff to you, I probably have your address. He eventually doxxed Idea Guy and cohorts with coaxing and even while he was tight lipped he blabbed enough so we knew some fuckery was happening.

I like when he offhand doxed probable hobbit in a video. Or my favorite: where he doxed wallflower three times in a video apologizing for doxing her haha. He's an idiot that lets stuff slip.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

For some reason I read this in Pmurt's voice.

New rule:

 

[Mason Verger]

For some reason I read this in Pmurt's voice.

Panicky calls to Chris's cell..
The faint smell of crapped briefs..

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

For some reason I read this in Pmurt's voice.

AKA Someone is trying to be a little snitch. He doesn't read things about him on his own accord.