Containment Random Chris Updates

Jacob Sockness said:
I'm not going to risk my housing for anyone; not for money, sex and rock'n'roll, I'm not that stupid. I'll go out there once I know my backup plans are in order for an easy way out. I wouldn't want to get stuck in the Chandler Household without an escape plan, Barb looks lonely; starved for action.


Originally it was to be friends, just pen pals, but something went wrong and I fell in love instead and got lost in her worlds.

Now my plan is to meet her and see what happens, make it or break it. Personality wise, we are made for each other, but the troll damage might have done things I'm not yet aware of that could break the infatuation. I just want to know where me and Chris will go when we meet in the real world.
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Jacob Sockness said:
I know Barb is going to try to eat me. Good thing I can still run like the wind.
I don't intend to be. I just want to love who I wish to love.


If you want a healthy heard, you need a good bull. I WILL NOT be mated to Barb, Chris, yeah, I'll mate that cow and she'll have many LOL calves.
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Friendly reminder that even when Jacob tried so hard and got so far, in the end Chris will still ignore him.
https://archive.is/Vqyxg
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AnAccount said:
What's kinda frightening, is that if Chris was more socially able, driven and charismatic, but just as :autism: he'd have probably been able to convince another twenty internet autists that this Dimensional merge stuff is legit and we'd be hearing about a bunch of people found dead at his house drinking Fanta.
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Gorillagorillagorilla said:
Why hasn't Chris been banned from these cons?
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As far as BronyCon attendees go, Chris is pretty average. I mean, just look at the assortment of characters in that screenshot. The most trouble he's gotten into is being chastised by a staff member for telling people he was "horny" in reference to his dumb unicorn horn hairband.

And don't forget that any sizable convention always has at least a few people doing hard drugs in their hotel rooms and/or molesting other attendees. Chris barely rises to that level.
 
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Mason Verger said:
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Jesus, look at that room of sad schmucks. Zoom in on any cluster and it's like a living fucking internet meme.
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I know, right? Take a look at the guy just below Chris beside the black guy. I'd swear he was the model for our "neckbeard" smiley, :neckbeard:
 
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The Un-Clit said:
I know, right? Take a look at the guy just below Chris beside the black guy. I'd swear he was the model for our "neckbeard" smiley, :neckbeard:
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TBH, I really liked looking at this picture because of how long it took me to find Chris, but everything I saw in the process made me think "Chris is doing ok, all things considered."
 
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Gorillagorillagorilla said:
I was preplexed about him not getting the boot because of this
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/TooManyGames

Tho with social networks these days I assume the head guard was like "Aight, there's this manifestation of austism and he's a touchy-feely kinda fella. Watch him like a HAWK"
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I mean apparently there basically was, which is why he had people around him the whole time so nobody could start any funny business.
 
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