Containment Random Chris Updates

[Picklechu]

What's kinda frightening, is that if Chris was more socially able, driven and charismatic, but just as :autism: he'd have probably been able to convince another twenty internet autists that this Dimensional merge stuff is legit and we'd be hearing about a bunch of people found dead at his house drinking Koolaid.

"If Chris weren't Chris, he might be Jim Jones."

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

we'd be hearing about a bunch of people found dead at his house drinking Fanta.

Fixed

 

[Rupin]

Dude, what is your end goal?

To get halaled, so we can see this goof's info splattered all over this forum.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

To get halaled, so we can see this goof's info splattered all over this forum.

It isn't already?

 

[Rupin]

It isn't already?

If it was, I missed the post.

 

[PT 940]

You just aren't willing to risk it because you don't really love Chris.

Chris risked much more for Julie. He risked being homeless for Julie. That's real love.

Romantic!!!

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I checked after seeing "verified" on his avatar, and I know he has his own topic. Pretty sure I found one.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

It isn't already?

If it was, I missed the post.

He's got his own thread, my dudes. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob...n-jacob-js-darkseed2012-ramleironheart.48287/

 

[The Un-Clit]

The Jehovah's Witnesses have played this card five times: 1878, 1881, 1914, 1918 and 1925.

The leaders responsible seem to have back-peddled after each, with little to no consequence. I think something along the lines of @Pickle Inspector's "Skeletor and Robotnik have corrupted this timeline" seems likely.

IIRC, it was only The Jehovah's Witnesses' third failed messianic prediction that actually disillusioned a fair number of their flock. It's hard to guess the impact a failed Dimensional Merge would have on Chris.

Holy shit I read that link and this is Chris's dimensional merge in so SO many ways.

In fact, I am sure Chris thinks that this is the 'time of trials'/Armageddon going on currently, but soon the Grand Reconstruction/Dimensional Merge occours on earth and the thousand year reign of awesomeness in the new Kingdom of God(desses) on Earth where every cartoon he's ever seen on TV comes true.

Excellent comparison bro.

*edit* It gets even better! Check this out, back-pedaling on the date of 'Dimensional Merge' and all:

Some think that just the next hour after midnight would see a great, grand change everywhere—evil blotted out in sixty minutes or in sixty seconds. But would it be a reasonable expectation that the Gentile kingdoms would be snuffed out inside of an hour or inside of a day? If God had said so, it would be different; we know that God has all power to do His will everywhere. But are we in any sense of the word to expect such a sudden transition—that going to bed on the night of September 20, we would find, on the morning of September 21, all the kingdoms of the world destroyed and the Kingdom of Christ set up, the saints in glory, etc. Such would be a lightning change! We do not think that any would have been justified in so thinking. If any had such expectation, it was unwarranted.

 

[DeathHeat]

He's got his own thread, my dudes. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jacob...n-jacob-js-darkseed2012-ramleironheart.48287/

Read through his shit.
Too much ass to bother with

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Read through his shit.
Too much ass to bother with

I know the feeling. I pretty much just went over there long enough to see what his deal was and why he was spewing weirdness all over the CWC threads.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Dude, what is your end goal?

He wants to get his "Double Fantasy" album signed.

 

[Jacob Sockness]

You're an adult.

You can do it for much cheaper than $3k.

$300 flight from San Francisco to Charlottesville (roundtrip). A week in an airbnb for ~$500 (a lot less if you shop around). Some extra cash for cabs and food and whatnot. Easily doable.

You just aren't willing to risk it because you don't really love Chris.

Chris risked much more for Julie. He risked being homeless for Julie. That's real love.

I'm not going to risk my housing for anyone; not for money, sex and rock'n'roll, I'm not that stupid. I'll go out there once I know my backup plans are in order for an easy way out. I wouldn't want to get stuck in the Chandler Household without an escape plan, Barb looks lonely; starved for action.

Dude, what is your end goal?

Originally it was to be friends, just pen pals, but something went wrong and I fell in love instead and got lost in her worlds.

Now my plan is to meet her and see what happens, make it or break it. Personality wise, we are made for each other, but the troll damage might have done things I'm not yet aware of that could break the infatuation. I just want to know where me and Chris will go when we meet in the real world.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Barb looks lonely; starved for action.

Ewww.

 

[DeathHeat]

Originally it was to be friends, just pen pals, but something went wrong and I fell in love instead and got lost in her worlds.

Now my plan is to meet her and see what happens, make it or break it. Personality wise, we are made for each other, but the troll damage might have done things I'm not yet aware of that could break the infatuation. I just want to know where me and Chris will go when we meet in the real world.

Even if you are serious, you're not very interesting.

 

[Mason Verger]

I'm not going to risk my housing for anyone; not for money, sex and rock'n'roll, I'm not that stupid. I'll go out there once I know my backup plans are in order for an easy way out. I wouldn't want to get stuck in the Chandler Household without an escape plan, Barb looks lonely; starved for action.


Originally it was to be friends, just pen pals, but something went wrong and I fell in love instead and got lost in her worlds.

Now my plan is to meet her and see what happens, make it or break it. Personality wise, we are made for each other, but the troll damage might have done things I'm not yet aware of that could break the infatuation. I just want to know where me and Chris will go when we meet in the real world.

There ONE rule left here at kiwi farms when it comes to the cows:

Never fall in love.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

There ONE rule left here at kiwi farms when it comes to the cows:

Never fall in love.

I thought it was never kiss on the lips and only accept bills smaller than 100 dollars.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Barb looks lonely; starved for action.

Ewww.

And I had the good luck to see that post just after re-watching the episode of Metalocalypse where Skwisgaar is laying on a bed making out with 3 of his beloved GMILFs at the same time. The mental image is....well....I think that's about the end of any chance of a boner for the rest of the night.

 

[Jacob Sockness]

Ewww.

I know Barb is going to try to eat me. Good thing I can still run like the wind.

Even if you are serious, you're not very interesting.

I don't intend to be. I just want to love who I wish to love.

There ONE rule left here at kiwi farms when it comes to the cows:
Never fall in love.

If you want a healthy heard, you need a good bull. I WILL NOT be mated to Barb, Chris, yeah, I'll mate that cow and she'll have many LOL calves.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

I come on here to try to give you guys a good chuckle, but I got nothing on this shit.