Containment Random Chris Updates

I guess Tara forgot her past post of "I hope I never meet the guy".

Probably. I'm guessing she's had to deal with hundreds of trolls, attention whores, and fanboy spergs in person and on social media. That sort of thing probably becomes background noise after a while unless they do something really exceptional like start IRL stalking you.
 
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Also, Chris isn't feeling well and wants some advice. lol @ the people telling him to eat healthy and exercise.
Why is Chris asking for advice on twitter if he never follows other's advice anyways?
No one is going to tell him the answers he wants anyways, he wants a quick fix like "praying to CPU goddesses for good sleep" rather than something hard and boring like "stop drinking coffee and energy drinks" and "stop staring at your phone at night"

But really whats the point of even asking on twitter when a simple Google search will be far more helpful?

"Regular poor sleep puts you at risk of serious medical conditions, including obesity, heart disease and diabetes – and it shortens your life expectancy."
Well, he has obesity but I'm honestly surprised he doesn't have diabetes.

"After several sleepless nights, the mental effects become more serious. Your brain will fog, making it difficult to concentrate and make decisions."
Nah, it's actually Chris using up all his brain power on his psychic abilities over in CWCville that's causing his brain to not keep up with his Hyperactive Soul!

"Given that a single sleepless night can make you irritable and moody the following day, it's not surprising that chronic sleep debt may lead to long-term mood disorders like depression and anxiety."
Depression and anxiety can also lead to (:_( and :briefs:

"Don't rely on caffeine or energy drinks as a short-term pick-me-up. They may boost your energy and concentration temporarily, but can disrupt your sleep patterns even further in the long term."
Maybe that's why all that coffee and energy drinks isn't helping Chris sleep!
 
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Hooray for Chris. Senpai finally noticed and didn't utterly destroy him this time.

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Also, Chris isn't feeling well and wants some advice. lol @ the people telling him to eat healthy and exercise.
Can't Chris just sleep all day? It's not like he has responsibilities/job to attend to, just go back to sleep. I can't imagine a day in the life of Chris involves anything outside of wake up, eat mcdonalds, play vidya/pray to CPUs, fart, eat again, ignore all other living things in his house, sleep.
 
Why is Chris asking for advice on twitter if he never follows other's advice anyways?
No one is going to tell him the answers he wants anyways, he wants a quick fix like "praying to CPU goddesses for good sleep" rather than something hard and boring like "stop drinking coffee and energy drinks" and "stop staring at your phone at night"

But really whats the point of even asking on twitter when a simple Google search will be far more helpful?

It isn't about getting advice or doing anything to solve a problem. It's about declaring "Hey, I am here, give me attention."
To be fair, that's the thing most social media users do. This is Chris acting like a more or less average person, and not begging or babbling about merging dimensions and hedgehog husbandos.
 
Nah, I truly doubt that. He is so broke that he is getting sued by 2 credit companies, and got one of the cases continued to Jan 2019., meaning that he can't pay off his debt and needs to make a plan to pay off the debt with higher interests. He doubled down on the merge hoping he will get imaginary cwcville bucks to save him. Can't even afford to fix his shitty car, and have to surrender the car and still pay off his loan for the car while not being able to afford to buy an another shitty 500 dollar car. Chris's financial situation and credit score is so bad, that his credit cards must be limited and fucked. Not to mention, that he payoff Barb's debt with his credit card, so he just brought on her debt onto himself. Chris is just so impatient for new toys that he can't even wait for the "merge" and is hoping some I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME will buy him stuff, like in the past. But this time, I think the I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME would rather seen Chris crumble under his debt than approach him with gifts.
No, that's the thing, Chris is capable of paying off all his debts and buying a replacement car.

None of the things you describe have come about because he's "in a bad financial situation". He just has stopped paying things and is giving up because he believes he doesn't have to, because this world is ending.

He's giving up willingly, not because he's been forced to as a result of circumstance or inability.
 
No, that's the thing, Chris is capable of paying off all his debts and buying a replacement car.

None of the things you describe have come about because he's "in a bad financial situation". He just has stopped paying things and is giving up because he believes he doesn't have to, because this world is ending.

He's giving up willingly, not because he's been forced to as a result of circumstance or inability.
It's hilarious to think Chris is walking into these debt hearings smugly saying "suuuuure, all have all your money by January, I'll even throw in a little extra for your troubles chuummmmmmmnmmmmmpp".
 
No, that's the thing, Chris is capable of paying off all his debts and buying a replacement car.

None of the things you describe have come about because he's "in a bad financial situation". He just has stopped paying things and is giving up because he believes he doesn't have to, because this world is ending.

He's giving up willingly, not because he's been forced to as a result of circumstance or inability.
Hmm, so things aren't as bad as they seem. But how on earth can Chris with a monthly tugboat be able to pay off debts, afford an used car and still buy toys? Does that mean he actually have abit of money saved up?
 
No, that's the thing, Chris is capable of paying off all his debts and buying a replacement car.

None of the things you describe have come about because he's "in a bad financial situation". He just has stopped paying things and is giving up because he believes he doesn't have to, because this world is ending.

He's giving up willingly, not because he's been forced to as a result of circumstance or inability.
I can imagine a 50 year old Chris living on the streets because all his shit was repossessed quietly muttering "heh, the dimensional merge will happen any day now..." and chuckling to himself.
 
Way back on Saturday people were discussing why Chris is allowed at Brony Conventions.

For one; he brought in more money. There were people going to see Chris-Chan have another meltdown. It's that simple.

Edit: Deleted all my ranty shit about Babscon.
 
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Hmm, so things aren't as bad as they seem. But how on earth can Chris with a monthly tugboat be able to pay off debts, afford an used car and still buy toys? Does that mean he actually have abit of money saved up?
Let me rephrase that, he can maintain his debts, by paying minimums. Which technically speaking, will eventually get them paid off. (Of course, he just buys more shit as soon as he's freed up some credit.)

In the past, he's always kept up on his bills by just buying less toys or pawning stuff. All the toys you saw him buy in the past, that was after he's taken account of his bills. Chris didn't survive to 2018 (remember, Bob died in 2011) by never paying his bills. He paid them, and then he just bitched enormously about how much of a struggle it was, because he's a giant baby who feels entitled to a constant conveyor belt of toys.

He thinks the concept of living on a fixed income and his life not being a three ring circus of fun every month is inhumane.

But nowadays he's just not trying anymore. It feels like he expects just to scrape by until the merge happens.
 
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What do you think he'll do as the "dimensional merge" continues to be "in progress?"
Well, he said it'd be done by the end of 2018.

He might freak out.

Or he might push it back. If he pushes it back, he's going to need to come up with some excuses for his creditors. I think it'll be easy for him to handle immediate bills like the electric bill, because he's keeping the lights on long enough to reach New Years, but I feel like he's not putting much effort into his credit cards.

He might grudgingly pay some of his credit cards bills, or maybe he'll let them default. I don't know what would happen if they got an actual judgement against him.

I'm not sure if he'll replace his car either. He might just keep using Barb's car until it dies.

I hope he freaks out. I get the feeling that most of the other consequences that might happen are too far off to be funny for awhile. (ie a creditor spending years in court to just confiscate some of the hoard)

Unless Barb's car breaks down soon too. That'd be great.
Chris was raised by senior citizens, exhibit #532: "cut a rug"
 
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