Containment Random Chris Updates

[Snuckening]

First they impersonated him, now there are people impersonating his own cartoon characters! and he's fallen for it...

To be fair, Chris had no real reason to think that wasn't the real MagiChan.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris was raised by senior citizens, exhibit #532: "cut a rug"

I bet the only dance he knows how to do is the Charleston.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

FFs Chris is the only person who uses the word Drumf un-ironically.

Even the most unhinged Trump deranged gender queer blue checkmarks on Twitter know Drumf is a failed meme.

 

[FinalSolution]

B-but...wasn't he going to be filthy rich after the merge, wich is happening already? Why ask for stuff now?¿?

He didn't figure that 10 times fuck all is still nothing.

 

[Picklechu]

Elvis actually was blond. He dyed his hair.

 

[fenny]

I bet the only dance he knows how to do is the Charleston.

Aw, man, this brought back memories. We had to learn the Charleston in elementary school for a play. People would ironically do it for years up into high school.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

View attachment 602456
View attachment 602457

"Let me autistically answer this rhetorical question with stupidly obvious differences anyone could see: Elvis is named Elvis, and Trump's name is Donald, so there"

I bet the only dance he knows how to do is the Charleston.

That's funny because Chris doesn't know how to do anything (besides being a general waste of space).

 

[BScCollateral]

That's funny because Chris doesn't know how to do anything (besides being a general waste of space).

This is why I'm very skeptical when people claim Chris-Chan is not exceptional.

He's not good at anything.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I always thought "Drumpf" was a terrible meme, thanks for confirming it Chris.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I have a Ouija Board. Maybe one drunken night I'll convince some friends to go to the chosen land and summon some demons to haunt them. Chris will mistake a poltergeist for Magichan being fussy.

Maybe the ghost of Ryan Cash will come by

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Elvis actually was blond. He dyed his hair.

Trump was actually handsome he just got fat. Elvis got fat too and died on the crapper. I can see the resemblance between Trump and Elvis both young and old. Trump was/is handsome and rich while Chris has always been a fat, poor wannabe feminist. what s fag.

 

[Marvin]

FFs Chris is the only person who uses the word Drumf un-ironically.

Even the most unhinged Trump deranged gender queer blue checkmarks on Twitter know Drumf is a failed meme.

Heh, you gotta get out more.

I know people who say "Chtrump". Never underestimate how juvenile people can get with these kinds of things.

 

[mertyville]

If somebody ever considers on making a top 10 list of what Tara Strong made, it would likely be replying to Chris. And I get the feeling she will soon see herself why.

 

[fiu0cm]

Chris trying to convince Padres pitcher Phil Hughes that it would be beneficial for Phil to give his Switch to Chris:

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris trying to convince Padres pitcher Phil Hughes that it would be beneficial for Phil to give his Switch to Chris:
View attachment 602849

Haha how the hell did he even find that guys page? Is he just searching "switch giveaway" on Twitter?

 

[thismanlies]

Haha how the hell did he even find that guys page? Is he just searching "switch giveaway" on Twitter?

Someone probably pointed it out to him.

That being said, Chris winning that Switch would cause a huge shit storm. I hope he does.

 

[fiu0cm]

Haha how the hell did he even find that guys page? Is he just searching "switch giveaway" on Twitter?

I think it had to have been retweeted by someone Chris follows, because there are a ton of giveaways if you search for the term "nintendo switch giveaway." I'm moderately surprised Chris doesn't retweet and favorite every giveaway tweet he can find.

 

[Mason Verger]

Someone probably pointed it out to him.

That being said, Chris winning that Switch would cause a huge shit storm. I hope he does.

I'd hope a baseball player would pick a child, but since Chris's profile pic is a drawing only a child(or rétarded adult) would draw, I guess that puts his chances at even.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Chris trying to convince Padres pitcher Phil Hughes that it would be beneficial for Phil to give his Switch to Chris:
View attachment 602849

That sounds like a thinly-veiled blowjob threat to me...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris trying to convince Padres pitcher Phil Hughes that it would be beneficial for Phil to give his Switch to Chris:
View attachment 602849

Chris won't win, theres probably 100 people on Twitter already ruinimg it for him...I hope.
This year I'm hoping for an authentic Chanel lambskin handbag, but I'll probably get what I want because a few people in this world actually like me.fftopic::powerlevel:. I mean genuinely like and not just tolerate.