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Damn, for a second I thought he was getting into a slapfight with Tao of MAUD, not Mao. That would have been fun. The ponyfag account has been having to deal with CWC's dumb 'deep' thoughts long enough that I wouldn't be surprised if it snaps finally.

BScCollateral said:
The sad thing is that Chris-Chan very likely believes that Lisa Simpson will be on the ballot in 2020.
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Yeah, I briefly thought he was making a joke about the bizarre reality of having Trump as president meaning that you might as well expect Lisa Simpson next based on the episode but with the way his mind works, he might just literally believe it.
 
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Blue Jerkop said:
Damn, for a second I thought he was getting into a slapfight with Tao of MAUD, not Mao. That would have been fun. The ponyfag account has been having to deal with CWC's dumb 'deep' thoughts long enough that I wouldn't be surprised if it snaps finally.



Yeah, for a second I thought he was making a joke about the bizarre reality of having Trump as president meaning that you might as well expect Lisa Simpson next based on the episode but with the way his mind works, he might just literally believe it.
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Crooked lisa simpson can't win against senator armstrong.

ARMSTRONG 2020!
 
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Mason Verger said:
Funnier still is even with his "staff" working arduously, Chris circumnavigated them and went straight for the tastiest, most autistic bait he could find.
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Chris and his handlers reminds me of that epidode of King of the Hill where Lucky is injured and refuses to go to a hospital. No matter what they do, Lucky is able to run through them - including greasing himself up. So that's Chris in my mind, a greasy tranny pushing through people trying to help him.
 
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Eugene90 said:
There goes Chris again, playing the transvestite.

Also, what the fuck is he gonna do if there's 3 strikes?

Block him off Twitter? Have him graphically murdered in Chris' comics like how he did before or other inconsequential things that only show how delusional he is? And try his hardest to convince them that their action would "weigh heavily upon" them even though there's none to be had?
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He apparently must not know of the bullshit that now you can get banned off Twitter for not using someone's pronouns. I hope, at least. I feel like if anyone would exploit the fuck out of it, it'd be CWC.
 
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RustyNail(her) said:
So that's Chris in m̶y̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶d̶ a totally accurate, factual description of reality, a greasy tranny pushing through people trying to help him.
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FTFY

Guts Gets Some said:
He apparently must not know of the bullshit that now you can get banned off Twitter for not using someone's pronouns. I hope, at least. I feel like if anyone would exploit the fuck out of it, it'd be CWC.
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I doubt Chris would jump through the hoops of Twitter's procedure for reporting a mis-gendererer- best he'll do is self-righteous autistic screeching into the Twitter void. Or if he gets really riled up (not likely imo) he'd ramp it up to self-righteous autistic screeching into the Youtube void, play-acting talking to J̶a̶c̶k̶ ̶D̶o̶r̶s̶e̶y̶ the generic Boss of Twitter (which woiuld be beautiful).

(Luckily Twitter doesn't have storefronts, so no minimum wage customer service kid is getting maced or anything, no matter how pissed Chris gets)
 
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Chris continues with his retail therapy. After splurging on Steam yesterday, he bought a new PS4 game today:

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This is a new game which was just released a couple months ago, retailing for about $40. It's a toy-to-life game which, like Lego Dimensions, involves buying real toys to complete the game.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris continues with his retail therapy. After splurging on Steam yesterday, he bought a new PS4 game today:

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This is a new game which was just released a couple months ago, retailing for about $40. It's a toy-to-life game which, like Lego Dimensions, involves buying real toys to complete the game.
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So in other words, using money to payback the debt is way low on her priorities. She must have the latest games. I wonder if anybody bought her stuff from her wishlist yet or this may be her worst Christmas.
 
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MeganDodgedABullet said:
lol, king of the NEETs. CWC is so NEET he makes DSP look like a productive member of society,,..
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This gave me pause.. but survey says I just can't back you on this one, famalamz.. Chris whines less, begs less, snorts less, repeats himself less, reacts to most trolls with more grace (and occasionally, he even deftly delivers a throatful of actual sickburn to his ill-wishers, which is a thing DSP has yet to pull off, ever). Chris is genuinely funny sometimes for reasons other than you're just glad to watch him fail at life. He is/was nicer to his parent/s, is less of a vitriolic cocksucker to his supporters (& yeah, that's bad..), actually knows how to paint walls & take a bag of garbage to a curb (frequency of said action notwithstanding), & you'll never hear or read Chris say "muh [#]-year innurnet legacy".

Oh, & best of all, Chris is better at video games.

Virgin DSP is Chad Chris's betacuck in all ways. And Chris is a man in a fucking dress.

8)8)8) > :stress:
 
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