Containment Random Chris Updates

[Oregano]

Well on a note Chris at least knows how to pet a cat. I was afraid he was one of those autists that shoves them down and forcefully pets them in a way it might rip their skin off.

I'm surprised by that too. (It still sets me back a bit, seeing Chris dress so fuckin' weirdly.)
I feel like he's at least partially gentle with his cats, but the dogs are probably another story. Seems like Sylvia's in good health... for now.

 

[Silent_Watcher]

Chris is back from his debt hearing, tweeting cheerfully about MLP.

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It's almost as if Chris is tweeting those to distract himself from the big issue. Or maybe he had that much faith regarding the dimensional merge that he isn't actually worried about the severity of the situation.

Either way he will shit himself and do nothing until the house is finally foreclosed

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Her's" as in Her's ancestry DNA test that proved he has an X and a Y Chromosome.

 

[Eugene90]

"Her's" as in Her's ancestry DNA test that proved he has an X and a Y Chromosome.

There goes Chris again, playing the transvestite.

Also, what the fuck is he gonna do if there's 3 strikes?

Block him off Twitter? Have him graphically murdered in Chris' comics like how he did before or other inconsequential things that only show how delusional he is? And try his hardest to convince them that their action would "weigh heavily upon" them even though there's none to be had?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Silver Octopus]

 

[Bully_Hunter_69]

"financial shit" lollll

 

[Eugene90]

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Chris, you can stop holding that "I am trying way too hard" sign now.

Not that he's aware of holding it anyway...

 

[RedneckQuadFeed]

Well on a note Chris at least knows how to pet a cat. I was afraid he was one of those autists that shoves them down and forcefully pets them in a way it might rip their skin off.

Thankfully, Chris's muscles have atrophied away due to very little use and are unable to put out force anywhere near that.

 

[Snuckening]

TWO strikes?!? Itemized and everything! Damn, Chris isn't messing around.

Also, Magichan or IG or teen troons or whoever need to erase that blush emoji off Chris's phone. Its like the written version of that weird cooing he does when he's trying to be all cute and girlish.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

"Colour"?

Seems if he had the gay-as-fuck habit of American-asshole-trying-to-wax-European spelling, I would have noticed by now? Is this a thing with him?

Or some overseas faggot is just at the helm, yet again?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

"Colour"?

Seems if he had the gay-as-fuck habit of American-asshole-trying-to-wax-European spelling, I would have noticed by now? Is this a thing with him?

Or some overseas faggot is just at the helm, yet again?

He's been doing that since the Catherine saga, I think because the troll running that one was English or something, and he decided that since he supposedly has English ancestry he should use that spelling. It was especially noticeable during the blarms debacle, naturally.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

LOL, outdated. That shit happened today, faggot.

Says the guy who thinks people like him for other things apart from eating his semen.

 

[WandelustBiatch]

We shall see if Null has the power to count to 3 and take Barb. Although I don't think that'll be happening in 2018.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

LOL, outdated. That shit happened today, faggot.

Says the guy who thinks people like him for other things apart from eating his semen.

Also pretending he actually did any of his own sorting work to weed out "Sinceres" from all the "Fakes".

"Arduous!" indeed..

Palpable appreciation, right there.

 

[Mason Verger]

Also pretdnding he actually did any of his own sorting work to weed out "Sinceres" from all the "Fakes".

"Arduous!" indeed..

Palpable appreciation, right there.

Funnier still is even with his "staff" working arduously, Chris circumnavigated them and went straight for the tastiest, most autistic bait he could find.

 

[WandelustBiatch]

Also pretdnding he actually did any of his own sorting work to weed out "Sinceres" from all the "Fakes".

"Arduous!" indeed..

Palpable appreciation, right there.

Probably is for Chris since he seems to think simple tasks like vacuuming and all that is sooooooooo hard. How the hell is he going to handle Barbs funeral arrangements? I haven't gotten to how Bob's funeral was handled.

 

[nvrwastetree]

By God, he really is a mentally-challenged Peter Pan, isn't he?

Well are you referring to Null or Chris, because if you're referring to Chris, than yes, he is a mentally challenged Peter pan. Don't know about Null though.

 

[AnOminous]

Tao of Maud is sure turning into a mouthy little bitch.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

what the fuck is an Alpha Trion

I think it's a Transformer. IDK, I'm a Beast Wars baby.