Containment Random Chris Updates

[4Macie]

I’m not sure why Chris is trying to make friends or is worried what other people think of him when we are either going to be A) dead soon, B) in a 20 year sleep soon, or C) in a fucking weird new world where Chris will be a literal god and could make people like him.

It’s almost like he knows it’s nothing more than fantasy and wants real life friends.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Chris: Ohh Cryzel, I brought you popcorn

Mom: OH GOD!!

*Police called*

There's even a hole cut in the bottom of the tub.

 

[Mr. 0]

Chris role-plays as Magi-Chan because he's butthurt over Twitter trolls.

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@.Magichan control your bitch tranny wife

 

[.Magichan]

@.Magichan control your bitch tranny wife

hay motherfucker, that's bitch tranny GODDESS to you. That tranny leeching on the government watching children's cartoons is your God. Your Jesus Chris incarnate who will reign over us all once billions die so she can pay off her debts. You show some damn respect.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Nooo! I won't be Modernly Tech Savvy anymore!

Isn’t Chris just the goddess of Commodore systems?

Maybe you’ll only lose the knowledge of obsolete systems.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Gotta love how he steals someone's far better Magi-Chan art rather than choosing his oh-so-supreme renditions for such a meaningful message.

The artist left about a half-dozen messages complaining about that:



Chris then gave credit:

 

[Eugene90]

The artist left about a half-dozen messages complaining about that:

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Chris then gave credit:

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>> my hubby

Yes, let everyone know you married a figment of imagination in your head so what you did would not always be your fault, Chris.

 

[Rupin]

The artist left about a half-dozen messages complaining about that:

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Chris then gave credit:

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The artist seems to be just as spergy as Chris.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

lol, that's bullshit.

 

[RustyNail(her)]

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lol, that's bullshit.

Curling up in a ball on the floor because convention security said you have to leave is healthy bruh.

By toolkit I think Chris means "I ignore actual problems in my life"

 

[Russtard]

Chris saying he’s too emotionally adjusted is the maniac equivalent of saying your greatest weakness is that you work too hard.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I'm sure this scenario has played out time and time again for Chris.

I get the feeling that MLP is so infested with adult ponyfags that it's expected more than at other children's movies, but normies might still be surprised by a CWC at something like a Lego feature.

 

[Snuckening]

I'm guessing "emotional grounding skills" means either "imagining he's a magical pink cartoon pony for 12 hrs a day" or "shitting himself and doing nothing".

 

[TrippinKahlua]

One of the biggest things I hate Wise and Boyd for doing is making Chris say that annoying word "Hubby" all the time now.

Oh and once again the all super-powerful and all knowing Magi-Chan failed to realize he was using someone's fanart. That or he's really a big dick to his "Hubby" and doesn't tell Chris anything.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

One of the biggest things I hate Wise and Boyd for doing is making Chris say that annoying word "Hubby" all the time now.

I think that's just Chris being a faggot with his specially tailored vocabulary.
Q-Sands, Manajerk, Trolling Stupids, Among Which, Emmanuelle, Hubby.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris does some nails-on-a-chalkboard singing about snow.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084178811472801792

Also, Trump hate:

 

[Oregano]

Chris does some nails-on-a-chalkboard singing about snow.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084178811472801792

Also, Trump hate:

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Chris. Do the world a favor. Never sing again. I think his voice gets more grating as time goes on. He thinks this is cute. I think his attempts at being cute always disgust me.

 

[JULAY]

Chris does some nails-on-a-chalkboard singing about snow.

https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084178811472801792

Also, Trump hate:

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36 years old

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Get ready to facepalm.

 

[Ghostbeater]

Get ready to facepalm.

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This is why i always come back here. Chris is pure unintentional comedy gold.