Containment Random Chris Updates
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Hahaha that's only when other people are kind (read: masochistic) enough to afford him the unwarranted kindness of paying homage to his awful little static trash pandas.
On top of how he fancies himself the Gold Standard, I think he also draws his shit exactly as he sees it in his head. That awful, fractured, demented AIDS he shits out on paper has absolutely no distinction from the hellscape in his mind.
Of course its unrecognizable to him when it has been through the interpretation filter of actual capability.Of all the unhinged & creepy & dumb shit he does, his irrepressible fucking compulsion to waste such copious amounts of time & cash on making worship talismans in his own image... that's the shit that skeeves me out the most.
I still don't think I've really gotten a firm grasp on the true extent of his conceit.
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Chris role-plays as Magi-Chan because he's butthurt over Twitter trolls.
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feels like it was written by chris
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Well, that fizzled out quickly. Chris shifts back to the subject of movies for kids.
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Still butthurt over being blocked by fellow #BronyBabe Lightning Bliss, I see. While I don't doubt that the autists who constantly ween up in the responses cause trouble for Chris, his own creepy and obnoxious behavior is what gets him blocked.
And those tweets are so transparently Chris that it's pathetic. Random Capitalization, among which, and the abrupt shift to defending himself (supposedly Magi-chan) in the 4th tweet exposes Chris' faulty memory. After all, it's not Magi-chan that people have issues with, it's Chris himself. He forgets within the space of a minute that he's impersonating Magi-chan, his own fictional husband who he argues with about who gets to be the "top" first. And frankly, no one but Chris signs off with hearts and lightning bolts, case closed.
And those tweets are so transparently Chris that it's pathetic. Random Capitalization, among which, and the abrupt shift to defending himself (supposedly Magi-chan) in the 4th tweet exposes Chris' faulty memory. After all, it's not Magi-chan that people have issues with, it's Chris himself. He forgets within the space of a minute that he's impersonating Magi-chan, his own fictional husband who he argues with about who gets to be the "top" first. And frankly, no one but Chris signs off with hearts and lightning bolts, case closed.
JULAY
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Great, Chris will be the only adult in the theater without a child... I can see it now:
"Mommy, why is that, um, person, dressed like that? Where's their kid at?"
"Shh, don't look at him, just pretend he isn't there!"
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What does a CPU god need with our technical knowledge?
Also is our memories going to be a part of a 'mental hoard?'
So many more questions...
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Kid: "Mom, why is he sticking out his tongue like that and moving it around? Is he eating an imaginary popsicle?"
Chris" *MMMMM, Magi-Chan it goes down extra salty! You're always so naughty down at the picture show!*
Mom: "Timmy, avert your eyes!"
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I think Ruckersville is just used to that kind of behavior by now, although seeing Chris get himself banned from yet another place for his behavior would be fun.
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I'm sure this scenario has played out time and time again for Chris.
Wouldn't doubt Charlottesville has it's fair share of crazies too.
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You act like everyone doesn't make weird fetish totems of themselves in every available medium and form possible. I mean who doesn't want to sit, surrounded by crude nightmare versions of yourself staring down at you?Hahaha that's only when other people are kind (read: masochistic) enough to afford him the unwarranted kindness of paying homage to his awful little static trash pandas.
On top of how he fancies himself the Gold Standard, I think he also draws his shit exactly as he sees it in his head. That awful, fractured, demented AIDS he shits out on paper has absolutely no distinction from the hellscape in his mind.
Of all the unhinged & creepy & dumb shit he does, his irrepressible fucking compulsion to waste such copious amounts of time & cash on making worship talismans in his own image... that's the shit that skeeves me out the most.
I still don't think I've really gotten a firm grasp on the true extent of his conceit.
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Nooo! I won't be Modernly Tech Savvy anymore!
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Heh, it's funny how Chris always does that... He minimally dabbles into something putting the bare minimum effort, does an atrocious, godawful job, and then not only declares himself a world expert but has the balls to give advice or make tutorials, on stuff like make-up, relationships, sewing, painting shoes, etc.
The relationship advice was specially sad. He gave advice like if he was speaking from a successful, decades-long marriage because he was "dating" the umpteenth internet hoe (Quinn) that didn't even gave him her number, much less ever met.
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Gotta love how he steals someone's far better Magi-Chan art rather than choosing his oh-so-supreme renditions for such a meaningful message.
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Chris uses the word 'soulful' a lot lately. I'm not sure what Chris thinks it means, but whatever it is, he's wrong.
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I was going to spend my evening tweeting "JULAY!" at Chris for 4 hours straight... but Magi-chan is a cool dude, and I wouldn't want to get on his bad side, so I guess I'll listen to him.
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