Containment Random Chris Updates

[Jetman]

Maintaining your home gym equipment is basic 101. Anyone who gets some sort of gym equipment for the first time will be told this. Chris tries to think he's an instant expert with this kind of knowledge, something his body clearly doesn't reflect.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Then complaining about how it's not good enough and making suggestions as to his own weird-ass specifications.

Hahaha that's only when other people are kind (read: masochistic) enough to afford him the unwarranted kindness of paying homage to his awful little static trash pandas.

On top of how he fancies himself the Gold Standard, I think he also draws his shit exactly as he sees it in his head. That awful, fractured, demented AIDS he shits out on paper has absolutely no distinction from the hellscape in his mind. Of course its unrecognizable to him when it has been through the interpretation filter of actual capability.

Of all the unhinged & creepy & dumb shit he does, his irrepressible fucking compulsion to waste such copious amounts of time & cash on making worship talismans in his own image... that's the shit that skeeves me out the most.

I still don't think I've really gotten a firm grasp on the true extent of his conceit.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris role-plays as Magi-Chan because he's butthurt over Twitter trolls.

 

[Russtard]

“I will drain you of your technical knowledge” What?? Is magi-chan going to rub a magnet all over my DS? What does this mean?

 

[sax_banana]

feels like it was written by chris

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Well, that fizzled out quickly. Chris shifts back to the subject of movies for kids.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Still butthurt over being blocked by fellow #BronyBabe Lightning Bliss, I see. While I don't doubt that the autists who constantly ween up in the responses cause trouble for Chris, his own creepy and obnoxious behavior is what gets him blocked.

And those tweets are so transparently Chris that it's pathetic. Random Capitalization, among which, and the abrupt shift to defending himself (supposedly Magi-chan) in the 4th tweet exposes Chris' faulty memory. After all, it's not Magi-chan that people have issues with, it's Chris himself. He forgets within the space of a minute that he's impersonating Magi-chan, his own fictional husband who he argues with about who gets to be the "top" first. And frankly, no one but Chris signs off with hearts and lightning bolts, case closed.

 

[JULAY]

Well, that fizzled out quickly. Chris shifts back to the subject of movies for kids.

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Great, Chris will be the only adult in the theater without a child... I can see it now:

"Mommy, why is that, um, person, dressed like that? Where's their kid at?"

"Shh, don't look at him, just pretend he isn't there!"

 

[Wraith]

Chris role-plays as Magi-Chan because he's butthurt over Twitter trolls.

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What does a CPU god need with our technical knowledge?
Also is our memories going to be a part of a 'mental hoard?'
So many more questions...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Great, Chris will be the only adult in the theater without a child... I can see it now:

"Mommy, why is that, um, person, dressed like that? Where's their kid at?"

"Shh, don't look at him, just pretend he isn't there!"

Kid: "Mom, why is he sticking out his tongue like that and moving it around? Is he eating an imaginary popsicle?"

Chris" *MMMMM, Magi-Chan it goes down extra salty! You're always so naughty down at the picture show!*

Mom: "Timmy, avert your eyes!"

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

Kid: "Mom, why is he sticking out his tongue like that and moving it around? Is he eating an imaginary popsicle?"

Chris" *MMMMM, Magi-Chan it goes down extra salty! You're always so naughty down at the picture show!*

Mom: "Timmy, avert your eyes!"

I think Ruckersville is just used to that kind of behavior by now, although seeing Chris get himself banned from yet another place for his behavior would be fun.

 

[Trilby]

Great, Chris will be the only adult in the theater without a child... I can see it now:

"Mommy, why is that, um, person, dressed like that? Where's their kid at?"

"Shh, don't look at him, just pretend he isn't there!"

I'm sure this scenario has played out time and time again for Chris.

I think Ruckersville is just used to that kind of behavior by now, although seeing Chris get himself banned from yet another place for his behavior would be fun.

Wouldn't doubt Charlottesville has it's fair share of crazies too.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Kid: "Mom, why is he sticking out his tongue like that and moving it around? Is he eating an imaginary popsicle?"

Chris" *MMMMM, Magi-Chan it goes down extra salty! You're always so naughty down at the picture show!*

Mom: "Timmy, avert your eyes!"

Chris: Ohh Cryzel, I brought you popcorn

Mom: OH GOD!!

*Police called*

 

[Guts Gets Some]

Chris role-plays as Magi-Chan because he's butthurt over Twitter trolls.

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WIFE?!

Magi-chan became CIScum

 

[Deadpool]

Hahaha that's only when other people are kind (read: masochistic) enough to afford him the unwarranted kindness of paying homage to his awful little static trash pandas.

On top of how he fancies himself the Gold Standard, I think he also draws his shit exactly as he sees it in his head. That awful, fractured, demented AIDS he shits out on paper has absolutely no distinction from the hellscape in his mind. Of course its unrecognizable to him when it has been through the interpretation filter of actual capability.

Of all the unhinged & creepy & dumb shit he does, his irrepressible fucking compulsion to waste such copious amounts of time & cash on making worship talismans in his own image... that's the shit that skeeves me out the most.

I still don't think I've really gotten a firm grasp on the true extent of his conceit.

You act like everyone doesn't make weird fetish totems of themselves in every available medium and form possible. I mean who doesn't want to sit, surrounded by crude nightmare versions of yourself staring down at you?

 

[Mick92]

Chris role-plays as Magi-Chan because he's butthurt over Twitter trolls.

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Nooo! I won't be Modernly Tech Savvy anymore!

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Maintaining your home gym equipment is basic 101. Anyone who gets some sort of gym equipment for the first time will be told this. Chris tries to think he's an instant expert with this kind of knowledge, something his body clearly doesn't reflect.

Heh, it's funny how Chris always does that... He minimally dabbles into something putting the bare minimum effort, does an atrocious, godawful job, and then not only declares himself a world expert but has the balls to give advice or make tutorials, on stuff like make-up, relationships, sewing, painting shoes, etc.

The relationship advice was specially sad. He gave advice like if he was speaking from a successful, decades-long marriage because he was "dating" the umpteenth internet hoe (Quinn) that didn't even gave him her number, much less ever met.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Gotta love how he steals someone's far better Magi-Chan art rather than choosing his oh-so-supreme renditions for such a meaningful message.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris uses the word 'soulful' a lot lately. I'm not sure what Chris thinks it means, but whatever it is, he's wrong.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Chris role-plays as Magi-Chan because he's butthurt over Twitter trolls.

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I was going to spend my evening tweeting "JULAY!" at Chris for 4 hours straight... but Magi-chan is a cool dude, and I wouldn't want to get on his bad side, so I guess I'll listen to him.