Containment Random Chris Updates

[muh_moobs]

He was confused because photographs of Ariana Grande kept popping up.

Paris Hilton too, among which.

Chris never praises my drawings of him

You don't make enough to be noticed.

 

[SpineySonichu]

He's really going to chimp out when that KP person inevitably blocks him.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

I get that he's Captain Atsimu or whatever, but how has he not learned after 10+ years that the more he orders everybody in his command not to do something, 100 people immediately do it.

 

[Eugene90]

I like Magi-Chan's facial expressions.

I can just see him with this face now, albeit being red with anger and frustration and stress. (but Christ almighty, does he look atrocious there)

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Chris' mugshot would make me think he was a serial killing rapist.

 

[Mr. 0]

@TrippinKahlua you don't happen to remember what Chris's 2011 mugshot looked like, do you?

 

[Oregano]

I can just see him with this face now, albeit being red with anger and frustration and stress. (but Christ almighty, does he look atrocious there)

Quick powerlevel, this picture has always bugged me, but it's interesting to me.
Nothing about Chris looks flattering here. His face says everything; this is one of the few times where at least for a moment, he couldn't weasel his way out of this. Even if he got out 1-2 days later, Chris got fucked by the law, and that hit him especially hard here it seems. If I had to choose an image of Chris with a threatening aura, this would be it.

 

[.Magichan]

I can just see him with this face now, albeit being red with anger and frustration and stress. (but Christ almighty, does he look atrocious there)

Post-troon Chris has always looked atrocious. And it's one of the things that's always bugged me, that he's not aware of how gross and ugly he looks. I remember when the tomgirl photos leaked, and Chris looked like the nasty fat fuck creep that was always getting killed in superjail

 

[Oregano]

Post-troon Chris has always looked atrocious. And it's one of the things that's always bugged me, that he's not aware of how gross and ugly he looks. I remember when the tomgirl photos leaked, and Chris looked like the nasty fat fuck creep that was always getting killed in superjail
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Do you think maybe something factors into him not understanding how bad he looks?
Didn't he say that he had to look at himself in the mirror for months, in order to get a clear image of how he should draw himself in the comics?
Maybe that sort of impaired receptive ability is carrying over here, and he hasn't looked at himself enough (especially compared to women his age) to see that he's not attractive in any sense of the word?
Just a thought.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Do you think maybe something factors into him not understanding how bad he looks?
Didn't he say that he had to look at himself in the mirror for months, in order to get a clear image of how he should draw himself in the comics?
Maybe that sort of impaired receptive ability is carrying over here, and he hasn't looked at himself enough (especially compared to women his age) to see that he's not attractive in any sense of the word?
Just a thought.

It doesn't matter, enough people have told him he's ugly. He needs to stay in his place.

 

[Oregano]

It doesn't matter, enough people have told him he's ugly. He needs to stay in his place.

Oh that's beyond true, people tell him all the time he's ugly.
I guess the only other excuse is that him changing his appearance to look halfway-decent would cost time, effort, and money (two of those three things, Chris doesn't have).
Or
He's so wrapped up in his own ego that he thinks he looks flawless. It's probably just as simple as that.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Oh that's beyond true, people tell him all the time he's ugly.
I guess the only other excuse is that him changing his appearance to look halfway-decent would cost time, effort, and money (two of those three things, Chris doesn't have).
Or
He's so wrapped up in his own ego that he thinks he looks flawless. It's probably just as simple as that.

This is how he sees himself.

Spoiler

 

[DeathHeat]

Having a postitive self-image is healthy, having the demented persona of a water goddess is not.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

So what's gonna happen to Chris this month? Upcoming events by chance?

 

[Oregano]

So what's gonna happen to Chris this month? Upcoming events by chance?

I know he had another hearing for the debt yesterday (No update yet), and he has a continuance for the trespassing case on the 22nd I believe.

Speaking of court hearings, don't we get records or confirmations if a case is continued again, or if a decision has been made? I remember some cases can have their statuses viewed, depending on what they are?
Chris probably doesn't give enough of a shit anymore to complain about them online.

 

[The Dude]

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2009 Chris still had a living Bob looking out for him. 2009 Chris looked like your typical fat nerd. 2009 Chris wasn't drowning in debt, getting hauled into court every few months by creditors and debt collectors, and wasn't looking at homelessness in the near future. 2009 Chris had yet to see a jail cell, hadn't hit a person with a car while fleeing a crime scene, and hadn't pepper sprayed anyone. 2009 Chris didn't look like Benjamin Franklin's ugly crossdressing brother. 2009 Chris didn't have a body ruined by titty skittles and didn't cut into his own taint because he was deluded into thinking he was freeing a growing vagina. 2009 Chris was an odd goofball, but he wasn't a delusional moron who believed he was a goddess or that two realities were merging. So...where exactly is the improvement with 2019 Chris?

They're more accurate.

They exceed the Hurtful Truth Level (tm)!!!

yeah because @.Magichan hit him for thinking about other men's asses again

I think it's more likely he got hit for shitting on the floor again.

I can just see him with this face now, albeit being red with anger and frustration and stress. (but Christ almighty, does he look atrocious there)

I knew Meatloaf had fallen on hard times, but holy shit...

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

It doesn't matter, enough people have told him he's ugly. He needs to stay in his place.

It only takes one troll (or Barb) telling him he is good looking and it is scientifically proven to him. The myriad of people telling him that he looks like a misshapen potato with pubes glued on top can be disregarded because they are just jealous of his looks and sucess, obviously.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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If random shitty bloggers from Huffington Post can get verified, why not Chris? More people probably know who Chris is

 

[TrippinKahlua]

@TrippinKahlua you don't happen to remember what Chris's 2011 mugshot looked like, do you?

I never saw it. It was that Stupid Atheist Fuck who tried to release it back then but they were pulled and Thorg was kicked out of the Inner Circle. This was all at the then incarnation of /cwc/.

 

[Guts Gets Some]

This is how he sees himself.

Spoiler

Was she intentionally doing a Chris-chan cosplay? What female would be caught dead in that shirt otherwise?