Skin and Bones
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He might actively start seeing things now and give Truesight as an excuse.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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Welp, this is unfortunate.
Good, we wouldn't want him to turn it into The Stinkiest Place on Earth.
Chubbacca said:
Good, we wouldn't want him to turn it into The Stinkiest Place on Earth.
He actually believed Miyamoto was emailing him at one point but this tweet from SEGA is clearly fake? Chris' mind is a terrifying thing.
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Ray guns on the moon. Marriage with fictional characters. Supernatural abilities. Multi-dimensional merge. Godlike abilities.
Oh I know, that was a weird point to comment on his mental state about considering everything else swimming around in that brainless skull it's just amazing he actually got acknowledged by SEGA but it has to be fake since they didn't praise sonichu and Chris.
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Six years makes a hell of a difference. After all, the Miyamoto emails were back in 2009, which was a time when Chris was still gullible and egotistical enough to believe that Vanessa Hudgens wanted his duck and the head of Nintendo would be delighted to talk to him personally. The Sonic tweet was in 2015, well after all the major sagas were over and he'd started to become deeply paranoid about the trolls screwing with him.
That said, you're absolutely right.
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Chris said it himself, albeit in a long-winded and poorly-worded manner:
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Funny how they always have money for tattoos, costumes, toys, etc but as soon as some sort of responsible adult expense comes up, suddenly a GoFundMe is urgently needed.
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RustyNail(her)
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Some cosplayers like to have premium Snaps and Patreon nudes to fund their tats, costumes, cons, etc. A lot of people wanna spend their money on fun stuff and not save a cent, especially if "internet daddys" can keep their bills and emergencies afloat. It's a pretty good time to in society to be a dumbass who shrugs responsibility.
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Ahh Chris mixing up autism with being an idiot. If anything autism would be the metaphorical equivalent of running on a different OS than neurotypical people.Chris said it himself, albeit in a long-winded and poorly-worded manner:
Alpha Centauri
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What if somebody just told Chris that the Merge already happened and he just doesn't notice it because fantasy is now indistinguishable from reality, and all the weird-looking plant and animal life out there is the product of people's imaginations becoming real.
Maybe it'd get him to go outside more and stare at ladybirds like a well-adjusted autistic?
Maybe it'd get him to go outside more and stare at ladybirds like a well-adjusted autistic?
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I don’t think that’d work sadly because Chris seems to expect he’ll become a beautiful Mary Sue with near unlimited power and resources once the merge happens.
Guts Gets Some
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The merged world is supposed to be super cool. If you try to pull rank on Chris and tell him that you're magichan and you present a version of the merged world that's too mundane, some other magichan will come along and tell him a version of the world that's somewhat more fantastic than yours.
Chris doesn't sit around and ponder which one he likes more, but for some strange reason, he finds the more exciting version substantially more persuasive. He thinks, "idk why, I can't explain it, but that version just sounds more realistic and more likely to happen".
And the cycle repeats until someone's telling him that in two weeks, he's going to sprout transformers legs and he won't need a car anymore because he can just zoom around.
Edit: And this is why trying to "help" Chris by indulging his stupid fantasies won't work. Even giving someone the benefit of the doubt to absurd extents, you won't be able to keep Chris' attention if you keep feeding him boring stories. Boring stories like "oh, magichan says you gotta apply to work at burger king to facilitate the merge", because you're just opening Chris' broken brain to some more exciting magichan to come along and boot you out.
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If someone were to convince Chris that the merge has already happened, for some reason I just picture Chris on a rampage thru the various C-villes, shouting "Where's my Son?!...ichu?! You damned mocking bastards!" Maybe he'd tape his fingers under those gloves for added sand-poundability.
It's like Taken but instead of looking for a child you're wondering when's the next time he'll shit himself.
It's like Taken but instead of looking for a child you're wondering when's the next time he'll shit himself.
fiu0cm
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Like most idiots that repeat the "born too late to explore the world, born to early to explore the universe" mantra, Chris thinks the world is small and uninteresting. He doesn't realize that it's his understanding of the world that's small and uninteresting.
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Someone take a real mouse, color it yellow and add red cheeks.
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Speaking of "born too late," it reminded me of the song of that same name by Saint Vitus. So I checked out the lyrics, and it turns out the verses are eerily relevant for Chris:
Just replace awesome doom metal with terrible autism and it's basically Chris.
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Chris is kind of like tae tweets (Or whatever that ai was called. F.) But instead of /pol/ fucking with it, it's been trolls bronies sonic fags and other spastics for years.