Thank you, Ted. That was the joke.
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Thank you, Ted. That was the joke.
RustyNail(her)
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Probably close to Russell Greer. If Chris starts suing furry MLP enthusiasts for their attention then they'll be two peas in a pod.
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He'd probably make his beard his whole identity like so many idiots who grow beards do
RockRider
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Well, he did try keeping his little shitstache later in his high school and college, possibly to be seen as more unique.
Not exactly a great whole identity if you only have part of a stub.
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He was barely able to grow a goatee. Any attempt to grow an actual beard, even before started taking pills, would have resulted in little more than the sort of patchy nonsense you see on 13 year olds.
Too bad the vid quality is so awful back then
Too bad the vid quality is so awful back then
Christine, the Bearded Lady ....
Ehhhh
No.
Ehhhh
No.
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You can see his one blue eye and one green eye clear as day in this picture.
cwcvillemayoress
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Why is it that Chris's beard looks like he took some hair and glued it to his chin?
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He's obviously a shape-shifting reptilian
That looked more disturbing than it should for some reason...was it the eyes or his expression? I have no idea.
RustyNail(her)
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To me it's those goddamn glasses. Why does he wear glasses men wear in their 70s? Why does he have that band on that back so he doesn't lose them? Could he not tolerate contact lenses? He doesn't wear his glasses as much now, is he just blind without them?
Take away those child molester specs and put something on a 20-something year old would wear and it gets slightly better.
fiu0cm
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Chris just followed a Planet Dolan account
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The Doopie saga never ended...
And not just any Dolan...
It's the head cheese, the guy who was there before the sellout...
And now Chris is going to stalk him.
Lord knows why.
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It looks like a scrotum, and his facial expression makes it look like he has a pair of chin nuts too.
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Chris can't even get an erect duck right now. His T is too low. What's with this sudden conversation about him growing out a beard?
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If he could grow a beard, he could probably get a job as a bearded lady at a sideshow.
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Chris will be happy about this. Toys R Us is comin back
-The newly founded company Tru Kids Inc. on Monday announced its intent to resurrect the brand this year.
https://www.businessinsider.com/toys-r-us-is-back-2019-2
-The newly founded company Tru Kids Inc. on Monday announced its intent to resurrect the brand this year.
https://www.businessinsider.com/toys-r-us-is-back-2019-2
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Will be funny seeing him get mad when they inevitably go under again in a year or two