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Even funnier when he gets banned within a week of it opening
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Aug 15, 2016
or when he gets banned from the brand new store within the first few weeks. "Yay, Tru Kids, Inc...hey Wait a Minute, Nobody shop There because they are Transphobic and Banned Me from the Store for a Misunderstanding".
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He can still grow one. HRT will never get rid of his beard. Havent you seen the permastubble in some of his photos? That's more than a lot of soibois have.
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Bob's Ghost
kiwifarms.net
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Michael Synder should apply for the manager's position, he's got lots of experience.
Michael Synder should apply for the manager's position, he's got lots of experience.
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If that happen, Chris will start another fb petition demanding toys r us to stay open.
The real question should be, has Chris figured out how shave with shaving cream?
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He doesn't need shaving cream, all that grease on his face is sufficient for the job. As show in this video
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Added bonus: Megan starts daily work there just to witness another one of Chris' tard rages (better bring her guns just for protection!)
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Technically just getting your bearded area moist can do the trick. I always wet these areas with water before shaving.
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Was gonna make a thread about a plebbitor who was going to have a Q&A sesh with Chris but this happened
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Was gonna make a thread about a plebbitor who was going to have a Q&A sesh with Chris but this happened
Ah, the trolls battling each other to have Chris all to themselves, just like the old days...
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Are they playing king of the hill using Chris?
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Chris is a walking, talking (barely) freakshow as is. He doesn't need a beard.
I never understood how his nasty, greasy skin never clogged up his razors to the point of needing to swap cartridges several times per shave.
King of the Shill?
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"My (single) ally"...doesn't he have like hundreds in make-believe-land? Isn't the closest one, Magichan, an all-powerful telepath?Was gonna make a thread about a plebbitor who was going to have a Q&A sesh with Chris but this happened
It's like he's saying "No, for real, bullshit aside, somebody real told me, Im not talking about my stupid cartoons".
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He might as well say "my friend to whom I've outsourced critical thinking" and it'd be accurate. And to be honest it's probably his best decision in quite a while.
Silver Octopus
kiwifarms.net
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This dude just wanted an interview... How was he a 'Hater Troll'?Was gonna make a thread about a plebbitor who was going to have a Q&A sesh with Chris but this happened
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don't know if you haven't figure it out but some "people" wan't CWC in this state . There's LOTS of money involved, he's a valuable asset for KiwiFarms Incorporated.
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Chris must be mistaking himself for ADF. I love Chris.
ADF is the one I'm just never going to stop hating.
ADF is the one I'm just never going to stop hating.
Chris hurting people's feelings.
That's our hero, people.
That's our hero, people.
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In the past, Chris handing the car keys to his life to a "trusted aide" has never resulted in anything but exploitation. People who "help" Chris do it for the power it gives them over him. They don't do it to try to help him. The only sort of person who would run interference for Chris as an agent is a total lame ass. Chris can't be helped by an internet screener. He needs someone there with him in real life to organize his life and get him to focus on things other than the internet.