Containment Random Chris Updates

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Will be funny seeing him get mad when they inevitably go under again in a year or two

or when he gets banned from the brand new store within the first few weeks. "Yay, Tru Kids, Inc...hey Wait a Minute, Nobody shop There because they are Transphobic and Banned Me from the Store for a Misunderstanding".
 
Chris can't even get an erect duck right now. His T is too low. What's with this sudden conversation about him growing out a beard?
He can still grow one. HRT will never get rid of his beard. Havent you seen the permastubble in some of his photos? That's more than a lot of soibois have.
 
Will be funny seeing him get mad when they inevitably go under again in a year or two

If that happen, Chris will start another fb petition demanding toys r us to stay open.

He can still grow one. HRT will never get rid of his beard. Havent you seen the permastubble in some of his photos? That's more than a lot of soibois have.

The real question should be, has Chris figured out how shave with shaving cream?
 
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Was gonna make a thread about a plebbitor who was going to have a Q&A sesh with Chris but this happened

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If he could grow a beard, he could probably get a job as a bearded lady at a sideshow.

Chris is a walking, talking (barely) freakshow as is. He doesn't need a beard.

He doesn't need shaving cream, all that grease on his face is sufficient for the job. As show in this video

I never understood how his nasty, greasy skin never clogged up his razors to the point of needing to swap cartridges several times per shave.

Are they playing king of the hill using Chris?

King of the Shill?
 
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Was gonna make a thread about a plebbitor who was going to have a Q&A sesh with Chris but this happened

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"My (single) ally"...doesn't he have like hundreds in make-believe-land? Isn't the closest one, Magichan, an all-powerful telepath?

It's like he's saying "No, for real, bullshit aside, somebody real told me, Im not talking about my stupid cartoons".
 
He might as well say "my friend to whom I've outsourced critical thinking" and it'd be accurate. And to be honest it's probably his best decision in quite a while.

In the past, Chris handing the car keys to his life to a "trusted aide" has never resulted in anything but exploitation. People who "help" Chris do it for the power it gives them over him. They don't do it to try to help him. The only sort of person who would run interference for Chris as an agent is a total lame ass. Chris can't be helped by an internet screener. He needs someone there with him in real life to organize his life and get him to focus on things other than the internet.
 
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