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Moppo. said:
I could see a weeen taking in Chris as a roommate on the condition that he provides a good chunk of his monthly tugboat. He might not be that insufferable as long as he remains quarantined in his room.
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He pisses on the floor.

DatFeel said:
...As long as you keep him disconnected from the web, that is.
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He pisses on the floor!
 
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WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
He pisses on the floor.



He pisses on the floor!
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Not that it's that much better, but is it confirmed that he was actually pissing on the floor and not using a bucket instead? I just can't imagine how he could casually piss on the floor as a regular thing; even by Chris's standards it seems like the living conditions of a piss soaked floor would be unbearable.
 
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Moppo. said:
Not that it's that much better, but is it confirmed that he was actually pissing on the floor and not using a bucket instead? I just can't imagine how he could casually piss on the floor as a regular thing; even by Chris's standards it seems like the living conditions of a piss soaked floor would be unbearable.
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I don't think that's a bucket, if you pour water from a bottle at a similar height/rate/volume into a bucket, see how much louder the sound is from the bucket amplifying it, and how hollow it sounds. Pour the same amount onto a flat surface like a floor, and that's what the video sounds like to me.
 
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Moppo. said:
Not that it's that much better, but is it confirmed that he was actually pissing on the floor and not using a bucket instead? I just can't imagine how he could casually piss on the floor as a regular thing; even by Chris's standards it seems like the living conditions of a piss soaked floor would be unbearable.
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He poops himself. A piss floor shouldn't be so shocking.
 
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JULAY said:
He poops himself. A piss floor shouldn't be so shocking.
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That house will have to be gutted when they die or get evicted. I can't even imagine the smell just from 2 dogs shitting and pissing in the house over the course of years, let alone everything else that goes on in there. You would have to pull the carpet, padding, and potentially even the subfloor. I can't even imagine how you would get the smell out after something like that. Probably need some sort of hazmat or industrial type cleaning service to come in.

ContinentalButterchip said:
Personally, I'm more terrified at the potentiality of piss ceilings.
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If his floor pissing is a regular thing (and why wouldn't it be for him), it's entirely possible that it's going to go through the floor and give a piss ceiling downstairs. It would similar to water damage from a leaking pipe. If that house has those drop ceiling tiles in the basement, it will show up pretty quick. If it has an actual finished drywall ceiling, it will take longer but be a much more extensive (and disgusting) repair than just replacing a few ceiling tiles.​
 
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WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
That house will have to be gutted when they die or get evicted. I can't even imagine the smell just from 2 dogs shitting and pissing in the house over the course of years, let alone everything else that goes on in there. You would have to pull the carpet, padding, and potentially even the subfloor. I can't even imagine how you would get the smell out after something like that. Probably need some sort of hazmat or industrial type cleaning service to come in.



If his floor pissing is a regular thing (and why wouldn't it be for him), it's entirely possible that it's going to go through the floor and give a piss ceiling downstairs. It would similar to water damage from a leaking pipe. If that house has those drop ceiling tiles in the basement, it will show up pretty quick. If it has an actual finished drywall ceiling, it will take longer but be a much more extensive (and disgusting) repair than just replacing a few ceiling tiles.​
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Fuck it. Nuke the place from orbit.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Fuck it. Nuke the place from orbit.
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Only way to be sure.
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Based Tom Nook said:
I was still under the impression that Count Graduon was one of Chris's main antagonists, am I missing something?
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I think Chris hadn't thought about Graduon for a while, until Idea Guy happened and suddenly Graduon was at odds with him, overseeing Nazi death camps and whatnot, and now Graduon has gone quiet again now that the Idea Guys are gone.
 
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She said Count Gwendolyn, not Count Graduon.

Doesn't he say that every OC exists in the C-197? Why is he denying Gwendolyn's existence?
 
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