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Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Mar 24, 2013
Even if Chris were locked in a sterile white room with no windows, and the only thing in there to occupy his time was a washer/dryer combo and a load of dirty clothes, he still wouldn't do laundry. He wears the same clothes up to weeks at a time, then changes to the least smelly ones on the floor, and so on. I doubt even Barb does her own laundry, let alone his. When the clothes get to haggard they just toss them in a corner of the hoard and go to Goodwill for new ones.
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No wonder why Chris believed axe body spray is an alternative to bathing
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Aren't they making that Axe garbage for chicks now? Bet you dollars to donuts that he's switched to that crap because "Tee-hee, so girly kawaii desu! *blushing emoji*"
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Chris has historically used Axe as an alternative to bathing and is his favorite brand of hygiene products because of its ease of use. There was quite a memorable video where Chris, upon hearing rumors that Axe was popular with gay men, recorded an open letter to the company demanding for them to make a statement about their products, asking them to make it known that Axe is "DESIGNED ONLY FOR STRAIGHT ORIENTED MEN"
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Chris probably and fittingly uses Ban deodorant.
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I bet he sometimes smells of smegma and horseshit.
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lol chris chan sucks horse dicks
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Chris used his dildo on his butthole, and his lack of hygiene obligations, wouldn't he use it on his mouth?
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I found this on Google while looking up some random DOS game, Someone unironically stole Rosechu's design. Which makes me wonder, could Chris be able to sue?
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It would be really hard to make the argument that that doesn't meet the minimum level of creativity necessary for copyrightable properties. If Sonichu (the character) passes that threshold (which I very strongly think it does), then so does whatever that character is.
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How long until he throws another tantrum over being blocked and starts begging to be unblocked again?
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Both Ayn_Wye accounts blocked Chris today. I think that's the last of the brony speds Chris has been obsessed with lately.
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Off Topic: Haha CopperCab is still trolling to this day, that's great.
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I truly admire his dedication and commitment.
Most people would have been exposed to the general public as a fake, but CopperCab's kept it going and still has tons of people believing he's legit.
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So are the Liked Brony Analysts Chris's enemies now? I bet those fuckers are in on the ground floor of the trolling, just like Megan and (((Snyder))) were.
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Chris is only over the blocking because he thinks that his new account will give him a clean break.
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You can almost hear the constipated angry groaning he was surely doing while tweeting that and almost smell how he shat himself out of sheer, impotent, autistic rage.
That's so magnanimous of him, I bet they were eagerly waiting for Chris' permission and blessing.
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