Containment Random Chris Updates

How long did it take everyone to spot the "ME" label in this one? :lol:
It's the most inspired ME yet.
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Is this an SOS
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Is it just me, or is Chris getting boring? Since 2018, all that's really happened is that video of him jerking it. All of this dimensional merge shit just doesn't hold my interest as it's all the same shit.
You clearly weren't around for the absolute dead lull in content after the GameStop incident.
 
Know what else has been exaggerated? Chris claiming to be intelligent, Chris claiming to be mentally healthy, Chris claiming to be a woman, Chris claiming his penis is longer than previously photographed and no longer bent...basically anything Chris says is usually a gross exaggeration.
Wait... You're telling me a 12 pack canned lemonade DOESN'T weigh roughly 50 pounds?
 
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