Containment Random Chris Updates

fiu0cm said:
The earliest post on his Twitter with a me in it was on April 6th.
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He later posted a drawing dated February 2018 with a me in it.
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@fiu0cm, you're the Statto* this site has sorely needed for many a year. I dread to think of how you accrued this encyclopedic knowledge of all things CWC, but semper fidelis to you, Sir, for your research and accurate information in all replies.

Autism. Autism conquers all.

*I think only Brits will get this reference, sorry.
 
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In Chris's world, a new pokemon type was revealed: Autism.
Resistant against Steel, because he cut his taint with a knife
Immune against Normal: because he is out of reality
Weak against Psychic, Dark and Fairy: He is weak against psychology professionals (psychic), he's not safe when trolls around (dark) and not even safe with people like Meghan (fairy)
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Why can't he decide whether he has tits or not?
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Chris likes to think he has big ol' titties, but he drew that first image because he was trying to offer solidarity to flat-chested girls for some reason. I think someone told him he was being insensitive to flat girls or something by drawing himself with big boobs all the time.
 
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He created Cryzel while still under the influence of IG, then married the 15 year-old in March 2018.

The best part of that picture is that the entire background just looks like brown shit, especially since his coloring strokes are abysmal. It's like slitting your wrists, go down the street for the best results. You can also see where the marker just dried up on the bottom right, too fuckin' lazy to finish it.
 
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Second_Missing_Primarch said:
Chris likes to think he has big ol' titties, but he drew that first image because he was trying to offer solidarity to flat-chested girls for some reason. I think someone told him he was being insensitive to flat girls or something by drawing himself with big boobs all the time.
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It think it was more of the idea mongs telling him he had titties because being a fat fuck, not a woman, as seen on one of the released IG chats:
18/04/20 20:17:32 <Christine> Regardless of your sarcasms, I am realizing the bouncy flaw of the fat breast lies upon my chest; they aware proving to be very distracting while I am moving on the elliptical. I have come to a new and permanent decision: I WILL draw myself flat-chested again from now on, and I WILL go back to the sports bra to keep them pressed in and in place.
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"while still being themselves". Who the fuck would they be otherwise, Chris? Sonny & Cher?

It's curious how Chris is always phrasing stuff like that, like when addressing a wide range of people he always goes autistically out of his way to specify "your individual minds", like if humans could share a hive mind or something.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
Little kids working on military vehicles? Child labor in CWCville? Way to go, Chris. JFC, what a dummy.
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Beats what he did with Sandy in the original ending of Sonichu 10, tbh. She was only a few weeks or months old when Chris had her brutally mutilate and murder Evan for killing Simonla.

Chrus Chundlur said:
"while still being themselves". Who the fuck would they be otherwise, Chris? Sonny & Cher?

It's curious how Chris is always phrasing stuff like that, like when addressing a wide range of people he always goes autistically out of his way to specify "your individual minds", like if humans could share a hive mind or something.
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My guess is that has something to do with the fact that he doesn't have a cogent theory of mind, due to his autism. He just sort of seems to assume that everyone else thinks and acts in the same way because his brain is wired in such a fashion that he can't understand that other people process things differently than he does, at least until he runs into hard evidence otherwise. At this point in his life, I think he sort of grasps that yes, people have their own thoughts and ideas that don't always jibe with his, but he can't really internalize the concept, hence why he phrases it like that.

Case in point: all of the Sonichus and Rosechus sound and act the same because Chris can't conceive of them processing and reacting to outside stimuli in different ways. They each have a single personality tic that's supposed to set them apart from the others--Magi-Chan's the brains of the group, Angelica's religious, Punchy is supposedly a jokester, Wild is the leader, etc.--but in practice it boils down to them occasionally paying lip service to those things, and then going right back to sounding and acting like everyone else. If Russel and Cynthia ever make another appearance in the comic, you can bet they'll say something about how they're "workin' real hard on those cars at the garage, among which" and then it'll never come up again, unless they suddenly go out and destroy some Decepticons or something and attribute it to that experience.
 
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