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Silver Octopus said:
Bro, we'd love to stop bringing up Joshua Wise if we could, but he affected Chris so much that it's almost impossible to explain anything Chris does now without starting with "Because Idea Guy told Chris..."

It really is nuts when you think about it. Chris would believe anything and everything Joshua told him, no matter how insane or nonsensical it was. Joshua could have told Chris he impregnated Barb before he was born, and he is his own father, and Chris would have ate that shit up.

The combination of Joshua and Chris' autism created a whole new level of super-autism... Now Chris is talking about how he's got a polyamorous marriage with 4 Pokémon/hedgehog crossbreeds in multiple dimensions where he is God and he has an alternative version of himself in this dimension who got impregnated with his own sperm when he transitioned to a woman and gave birth to two abominations who were raised by a Mexican nanny and now repair cars in a wartorn city that we'll all get to see after a great merge wipes out half of the population.
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His future was changed, in his pre-tomgirl era, he went to the future, losing his virginity to his future wife
 
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Silver Octopus said:
Bro, we'd love to stop bringing up Joshua Wise if we could, but he affected Chris so much that it's almost impossible to explain anything Chris does now without starting with "Because Idea Guy told Chris..."

It really is nuts when you think about it. Chris would believe anything and everything Joshua told him, no matter how insane or nonsensical it was. Joshua could have told Chris he impregnated Barb before he was born, and he is his own father, and Chris would have ate that shit up.

The combination of Joshua and Chris' autism created a whole new level of super-autism... Now Chris is talking about how he's got a polyamorous marriage with 4 Pokémon/hedgehog crossbreeds in multiple dimensions where he is God and he has an alternative version of himself in this dimension who got impregnated with his own sperm when he transitioned to a woman and gave birth to two abominations who were raised by a Mexican nanny and now repair cars in a wartorn city that we'll all get to see after a great merge wipes out half of the population.
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It's the term "Idea Guy" that I'm sick of. Why do we keep using such a benign name for him? I'd rather call him "Father who's now a criminal who won't get justice."
 
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On the note of the Idea Guys and their influence, I think the Teen Troon Squad really had nothing to do with the merge. It had to be something from Joshua because he was the only person that Chris believed for a long time. Chris will never be effected by someone as much as he was effected by Joshua Wise. Him and his friends will have a permanent effect on Chris until the final saga.

So it is definitely still important to bring up. Also, Idea Guy is a great name because of it's double meaning. They gave ideas for the Sonichu Comic, but they also put ideas in Chris' head that will last with him forever.
 
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YanYanWan said:
On the note of the Idea Guys and their influence, I think the Teen Troon Squad really had nothing to do with the merge. It had to be something from Joshua because he was the only person that Chris believed for a long time. Chris will never be effected by someone as much as he was effected by Joshua Wise. Him and his friends will have a permanent effect on Chris until the final saga.

So it is definitely still important to bring up. Also, Idea Guy is a great name because of it's double meaning. They gave ideas for the Sonichu Comic, but they also put ideas in Chris' head that will last with him forever.
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It was an idea that the Idea Guy invented, but Chris didn't really pay enough attention to it as a concept until around when the teen troon squad showed up.

Now it might've just been a coincidence, but it was around that time, Chris started seriously looking into the merge as a solution to his problems.
 
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Jesus Christ. I've said it before but what the fuck order am I supposed to read the speech bubbles in his latest picture in? Look I'd be willing to help him format this shit for free. Just so I don't have to read it three times just to figure out the order of the speech balloons.

I know it's autistic as fuck and that I've read more comics than any sane person, but the format of his comics annoys me more than anything else about him.
 
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Marvin said:
It was an idea that the Idea Guy invented, but Chris didn't really pay enough attention to it as a concept until around when the teen troon squad showed up.

Now it might've just been a coincidence, but it was around that time, Chris started seriously looking into the merge as a solution to his problems.
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Being in C-197 was his objective afterlife. Unlike most religions, it requires for person to be interactive with their imaginary friend or OCs, which is easy for Chris.
I'm worry that Chris might kill himself because of his delusions.
 
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Tikbalang said:
Being in C-197 was his objective afterlife. Unlike most religions, it requires for person to be interactive with their imaginary friend or OCs, which is easy for Chris.
I'm worry that Chris might kill himself because of his delusions.
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C-197 certainly fits the mold of the afterlife in a few ways in Chris' cosmology.

The main thing keeping Chris from killing himself to go there is that he doesn't think that dying is the way you get there. He thinks he'll literally walk through a hole in the wall one day or some shit. I don't know how easy or hard it would be to change that.
 
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Ok so someone please help me with this

There's real Chris, there's comic Chris

Real chris doesn't have kids, buy comic Chris does. But OCs are real, so in effect, in Chris' mind he literally cloned himself in comic form?

When the merge happens do they become one person? I got like 4 pages into that pony issue where two Chris meet and couldn't go further.
 
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Marvin said:
C-197 certainly fits the mold of the afterlife in a few ways in Chris' cosmology.

The main thing keeping Chris from killing himself to go there is that he doesn't think that dying is the way you get there. He thinks he'll literally walk through a hole in the wall one day or some shit. I don't know how easy or hard it would be to change that.
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He claims that C-197 was a paradise (i think so), yet he goes there when daydreaming, sleeping, or getting high. If his activities are playing Legos for 18 hours, he'll have a dream consist of Legos and part of C-197

When Stan Lee died, Chris stated that him and the other Stan Lee combined.
So in that afterlife, you need to be dead and at least a capable of creating fictional character representing you.
 
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Marvin said:
C-197 certainly fits the mold of the afterlife in a few ways in Chris' cosmology.
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Ancient peoples believed the cosmos was filled with spirits or gods behind natural phenomena, and the afterlife was underground or in the skies. Burial rituals revolved around such beliefs.

Chris believes in a dimension populated by cartoon characters, and his life revolves around that.
 
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Wrathcaster said:
Real chris doesn't have kids, buy comic Chris does. But OCs are real, so in effect, in Chris' mind he literally cloned himself in comic form?
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Cwcville Chris impregnated himself and gave birth to Russel and Cynthia. He's stated that he's the mother of Cwcville Chris (who is touching real Chris' butt). He didn't clone himself, but he thinks that his counterpart exists because he exists (which I guess is true). I think Chris still believes that he's chronicling the real events of his imagination land.
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Wrathcaster said:
When the merge happens do they become one person?
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Wrathcaster said:
Ok so someone please help me with this

There's real Chris, there's comic Chris

Real chris doesn't have kids, buy comic Chris does. But OCs are real, so in effect, in Chris' mind he literally cloned himself in comic form?

When the merge happens do they become one person? I got like 4 pages into that pony issue where two Chris meet and couldn't go further.
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Chris' beliefs are not particularly consistent. And when it comes to his avatars, he's going to be especially inconsistent, giving himself special privileges and powers because he's the protagonist of the story.

I do think he intends to merge into one person at some point, maybe being able to convert to the other versions of himself at will. Or if not that, then at least he gets to do all the fun stuff that each of his other personas do.
Stephanie Bustcakes said:
But that's how Bob and Patti got there, isn't it?
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I think there were two Bobs and this world's Bob just died. Or possibly Chris thinks the merge sped up for Bob and the two Bob's merged.
 
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