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Chris just remembered Sonichu's 19th anniversary. Fucking 19 years,
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Eugene90 said:
>>"I have a tough time with remembering names."

Yet he has no problem remembering his "sweetheart" Megan and Blanca years later.

What a lying sack of shit.
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How would he remember where he got the images? There are hundreds of fanarts of Sonichu characters. Looks like he had just saved a bunch to a folder and picked some at random for the tweet.
Oregano said:
I'll take "Search Google for this image" for 500. Then again, that requires effort and care that Chris doesn't have.
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It doesn't work, though.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
How would he remember where he got the images? There are hundreds of fanarts of Sonichu characters. Looks like he had just saved a bunch to a folder and picked some at random for the tweet.
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Wouldn't be surprised if he did.

Then again, assuming Chris care about the artist more than about the art made directly about his magnum opus that is Sonichu was a mistake given his ego. So...I guess I shouldn't expect that much.
 
Ferris said:
Oh god, he defaced the Poké Ball Plus already. And it looks like absolute shit.
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I can't imagine the paint staying on for long while Chris clutches its lumpy, slightly tacky surface with his sweaty fingers. I can see this being something that will require frequent maintenance from Chris, making it ever more lovely with each spotty new coat of paint.
 
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Ferris said:
Sonichu and CWCville seem to have taken a backseat to Chris, Magi-Chan, and Hubbietwo.
wait what happened to cryzel
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He mentioned the Cwcville Basillicom last week. And he talked about Sonichu (in response to the Cwcville civil war speds) in January.
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I don't think he gives a shit about Cryzel, or Sylvana. They're only ever mentioned alongside Magi-Chan and Mewtwo.
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Chris just remembered Sonichu's 19th anniversary. Fucking 19 years,
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Fuck, there was a tweet before this where Chris posted the S-Chu ball pic and said that a "Wem" was inside it, and explained that a Wem was indeed a Mew(two? Sry, I don't know anything about pokeymans) and some other minor autistic rambling. I knew I should have screenshotted it.

EDIT: I am exceptional, he didn’t delete it. Thank you @The American Hedgehog
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Can't wait to debut my totally original characters ElvisChu and Dr. NickChu. ElvisChu doesn't have any special powers, but does have a sweet pompadour, jumpsuits, obesity, Type 2 Diabetes, an addiction to opiate pain pills and amphetamines (that he doesn't believe is an addiction since they're prescription medications), and a long music career (in its declining days) filled with many hit songs. Dr. NickChu is his scrappy sidekick and personal physician who keeps "The KingChu" well-stocked with prescriptions. Together they get into all kinds of zany adventures, bang hookers, shoot televisions with magnums, get loaded on booze and pills, meet NixonChu, eat fried peanut butter bacon and banana chili dogs, and cruise to Vegas in the KingChu's custom pink 1959 Cadillac.

The American Hedgehog said:
Chris still annoyed about Sonic's design for the movie.

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Swolly blue-armed Sonic is truly the best Sonic. I'll bet he's a total Chad, alpha as fuck, and could kick old Sonic's ass.

AnOminous said:
This just shows how he isn't just autistic, he's also really stupid on top of that.
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I believe the medical term is "low-functioning".

RustyNail(her) said:
The light that burns twice as hard fades twice as fast.

I wonder what Chris thinks of his new Twitter balance. On one hand he gets less troll replies, on the other the people he desires to be acknowledged by like Tara Strong never will be able to do it.
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Does that mean Chris will live forever since he's pretty dim?

Ferris said:
Oh god, he defaced the Poké Ball Plus already. And it looks like absolute shit.
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I've seen literal feces that look better than that paintjob.
 
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Eugene90 said:
>>"I have a tough time with remembering names."

Yet he has no problem remembering his "sweetheart" Megan and Blanca years later.

What a lying sack of shit.
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You can't compare some rando's fanart with a real life, tangible passport to China like he thought Megan was, or Blanca, the first woman to explicitly express romantic interest in him.

He really has a shitty memory, I bet any run of the mill CWCki-browsing sperg like us has a better recollection of his documented life than those swiss-cheese-like brains of his.
 
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The Dude said:
Can't wait to debut my totally original characters ElvisChu and Dr. NickChu. ElvisChu doesn't have any special powers, but does have a sweet pompadour, jumpsuits, obesity, Type 2 Diabetes, an addiction to opiate pain pills and amphetamines (that he doesn't believe is an addiction since they're prescription medications), and a long music career (in its declining days) filled with many hit songs. Dr. NickChu is his scrappy sidekick and personal physician who keeps "The KingChu" well-stocked with prescriptions. Together they get into all kinds of zany adventures, bang hookers, shoot televisions with magnums, get loaded on booze and pills, meet NixonChu, eat fried peanut butter bacon and banana chili dogs, and cruise to Vegas in the KingChu's custom pink 1959 Cadillac.
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We should also create a Jacksonchu that feeds Crissys OC wine and fondles them in bed.
 
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