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I think there are exp boosts. It's been a while since I used the app so I don't know what exp does if anything at all.

Each lesson takes about 5 minutes at most. They are meant to be very quick and simple, an easy concept to pick up (but learning a language requires application of it in reality or that info is quickly lost)

Flutter kinda looks a bit Finnish. Why is it impossible for Finnish people to just be normal?
Blame the Finno-Korean hyperwar and the great juche-epigenetic sperg bomb.
Of course Chris isn’t going to study Finnish unless it’s assumed to benefit Chris themselves so using it as levagerage for Flutty-Chan sounds like the most precievable option.
 
I just can’t understand why anyone would willingly invite Chris to live with them. The mumbling, the cartoon noises, the insistence on talking about their delusions out loud, I just can’t fathom anyone with the ability to dull it out and be able to exist without wanting to jump off the roof

Maybe Chris being some sort of cash cow for Caden makes it easier, but there’s no way he’s bringing in enough money to make this arrangement bearable
 
The mumbling, the cartoon noises, the insistence on talking about their delusions out loud
i suppose thats not much different to living with any sped
Chris is easy to forget about, i imagine, he's like a kid at a dinner party give him some paper and crayons or sit him in front of the computer and he's quiet for hours
 
I'll never understand. Caden is a good hustler, I have to give that to him. But why hustle Chris?
Because he's not a good hustler. Caden is just a sociopath without any morals who doesn't mind exploiting a mentally ill lunatic for monetary gain.

There are 3 requirements to taking advantage of Chris.
1. Have half a functioning brain
2. Lack morals
3. Keep Chris detached from reality by playing along with his delusions

It is very easy to take advantage of Chris. You just have to be a very shitty person to do so. At this point though this is what Chris deserves. Becoming someone's pet lolcow was the only feasible option out of jail other than being homeless.
 
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I don't think Joah's theory is schizo, but there's a bunch of details from Revelations that needs explanations in christory. For example, the Anti-Christ is supposed to have a mortal wound that doesn't kill him.
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The bible is written in layers of metaphor and cultural reference. A "mortal wound" to a priest, prophet or politician could be interpreted all the same, a reputation destroying act which shatters others perception and trust of you. I'd say fuckin' your mom counts as that, and guess what? Chris has bounced right back like it was nothing.
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I just can’t understand why anyone would willingly invite Chris to live with them. The mumbling, the cartoon noises, the insistence on talking about their delusions out loud, I just can’t fathom anyone with the ability to dull it out and be able to exist without wanting to jump off the roof

Maybe Chris being some sort of cash cow for Caden makes it easier, but there’s no way he’s bringing in enough money to make this arrangement bearable
Chris probably just stays in his room and makes weird fucking noises all the time. It’s likely Caden entertains his shit for an hour or so setting up the stream and that’s about it.
 
Chris probably just stays in his room and makes weird fucking noises all the time. It’s likely Caden entertains his shit for an hour or so setting up the stream and that’s about it.
Probably, the pair haven't been spotted publicly so it's safe to assume Payden likes "hiding in the shadows".

A regular Dr. Claw.
 
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Probably, the pair haven't been spotted publicly so it's safe to assume Payden likes "hiding in the shadows".

A regular Dr. Claw.
Considering how he covered up the car and made efforts to set up the P.O. box, i’d say Caden wanted this to be as secretive as possible. This is why I don’t think Caden is a particularly intelligent grifter, he knows how we operate and he thought he could play fuckin’ hide and seek with the decade long reigning champions. Considering how poorly thought out this plan was, I can’t wait to see his next big brained move. Why don’t you try telling Chris not to mention the dox on stream, Caden? That should go well.
 
I agree, but imagine he had used that business acumen for a less... "high risk" venture. Because after all, we're talking about a literal motherfucker retard who believes himself to be God, and who, like some other people have said, has an insatiable love of plastic. Then you'll be dealing with weens and orbiters trying to "harass" you, and if something goes slightly wrong you'll be dealing with the authorities one way or the other (occupancy laws, whipping a literal tard into producing content).

Are those six figures worth it? What if he made 5 as some rando working for a normal firm or something? I think that'd be better.
We have yet to see. So far it is. People aren’t really as eager to mess with Chris then say, someone like Cyrax because of they won’t really get the reaction they want from him.
 
They are descended from the ruling classes when Finland was a province of Sweden.
They get a disproportionate level of inclusion and support, despite being a small portion of the population.
Not only are they wealthy to begin with, they have a lot of help and support programs within the systems.
For instance, at the job office there has to be a dedicated Swedish speaking support specialist, even if there is only one Swedish speaker looking for work in a town.
 
The bible is written in layers of metaphor and cultural reference. A "mortal wound" to a priest, prophet or politician could be interpreted all the same, a reputation destroying act which shatters others perception and trust of you. I'd say fuckin' your mom counts as that, and guess what? Chris has bounced right back like it was nothing.
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YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! how did i not think of that?

we need a 'proof that Chris is the antichrist' thread

Considering how he covered up the car and made efforts to set up the P.O. box, i’d say Caden wanted this to be as secretive as possible. This is why I don’t think Caden is a particularly intelligent grifter, he knows how we operate and he thought he could play fuckin’ hide and seek with the decade long reigning champions. Considering how poorly thought out this plan was, I can’t wait to see his next big brained move. Why don’t you try telling Chris not to mention the dox on stream, Caden? That should go well.
but that raises a question, if he's trying so hard to hide Chris, who's to say this is a grift at all? perhaps he's just keeping him in the attic for protection
or is this some kinda 4D chess play with the farms, hiding his just badly enough to see the kiwis' next move, this is gonna evolve into some kira tier mindgames

speaking of good ol 4D chest, i gotta wonder what days with chris are like.... does he walk out for his morning coffee in a nightgown? do they share any duties like cooking or cleaning? or is it more like keeping hidden fugitive than having a roomate, he just puts him in another room and considers that room no longer a part of the house
 
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Considering how he covered up the car and made efforts to set up the P.O. box, i’d say Caden wanted this to be as secretive as possible.
Too bad they can't ever make enough money to buy a fully-functioning brain.

The brains that would be available would be too smart to accept.
 
I just can’t understand why anyone would willingly invite Chris to live with them.
Because for the entire time Chris was in jail his tugboat was being held for him in full and Caden already made more than six figures selling Chris' actual trash, dirt from his house, and his scribblings. Chris is literally his meal ticket.
 
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Considering how he covered up the car and made efforts to set up the P.O. box, i’d say Caden wanted this to be as secretive as possible. This is why I don’t think Caden is a particularly intelligent grifter, he knows how we operate and he thought he could play fuckin’ hide and seek with the decade long reigning champions. Considering how poorly thought out this plan was, I can’t wait to see his next big brained move. Why don’t you try telling Chris not to mention the dox on stream, Caden? That should go well.
Yeah, that's the weird thing - if Cayden really was thinking smartly about this, then Chris should have been instructed to give a rented PO box address, not the actual fucking address he's at. Then that would lead into a bunch of 'watch the courtier' shit like that one sequence in Zero Dark Thirty where they track the cellphone guy to bin Laden's safehouse, but it's still better OPSEC than...just putting it out there for all to see.
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! how did i not think of that?

we need a 'proof that Chris is the antichrist' thread


but that raises a question, if he's trying so hard to hide Chris, who's to say this is a grift at all? perhaps he's just keeping him in the attic for protection
or is this some kinda 4D chess play with the farms, hiding his just badly enough to see the kiwis' next move, this is gonna evolve into some kira tier mindgames

speaking of good ol 4D chest, i gotta wonder what days with chris are like.... does he walk out for his morning coffee in a nightgown? do they share any duties like cooking or cleaning? or is it more like keeping hidden fugitive than having a roomate, he just puts him in another room and considers that room no longer a part of the house
Given the size of the shithole, if Cayden even lives there then he would spend most of his time on the farthest possible side of the structure from Chris. In what at least I hope is better conditions than what those Zillow photos showed.

Soundproofing was also probably installed.
 
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Soundproofing was also probably installed.
unrelated question, how well soundproofed is the average american home, the kind where every internal wall is drywall, both within the rooms and to outsiders?
im wondering if people could hear Chris' antics from inside the house
imagine walking by while he's filming and hearing "it's Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Christ Sonichu back again-"
 
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YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT! how did i not think of that?

we need a 'proof that Chris is the antichrist' thread


but that raises a question, if he's trying so hard to hide Chris, who's to say this is a grift at all? perhaps he's just keeping him in the attic for protection
or is this some kinda 4D chess play with the farms, hiding his just badly enough to see the kiwis' next move, this is gonna evolve into some kira tier mindgames

speaking of good ol 4D chest, i gotta wonder what days with chris are like.... does he walk out for his morning coffee in a nightgown? do they share any duties like cooking or cleaning? or is it more like keeping hidden fugitive than having a roomate, he just puts him in another room and considers that room no longer a part of the house
This is just an effort to minimize attention drawn towards him because he has absconded with a mental retard to milk for money. If you were doing something that fucked up you’d try to cover your tracks too.
 
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Definitely. You can see that the house is old and rotting. Anywhere it's exposed and not covered up by fresh drywall or cheap flooring gives it away. For example:
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The way it's built directly into the hillside would make me worry about flooding and mold problems. I would not purchase this house.
I'm sure Chris will find a way to burn it down before that becomes a problem.
 
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