> Weird Family Guy drawing where Chris somehow manages to self-justify in his own head that what is clearly supposed to be present day Chris telling off Golden Age Chris (not unlike the highly autistic 'Cailou time out' videos from back when)...
isn't actually holding himself accountable because that's not Chris, it's Peter Griffin
dressed like Chris. Remember, Chris thinks cartoon characters actually exist (or wants to) and claims his drawings are of events that have actually happened because they're 'visions' or some autistic escapist nonsense. Also wants to fuck Meg...wasn't he married to Magi-Chan AND claiming he's Jesus? Funny how Jesus doesn't know the 7th Commandment which explicitly forbids adultry (not like he hasn't broken all of them anyway). Oh, and Pickle Rick definitely was shoved in by Cayden because le memes.
> "I foreknow and anticipate with counter plans" with reference to 'collabs' which suspiciously sounds like it's because of the Kreemstar offer. That and the made up words like 'prayfully' really make this pre-emptive defense of "I know you people are going to try shit so I'm going to make myself look like a benevolent figure and forgive all of you with my blessings ahead of time" to cover his ass when something
inevitably happens.
> "I am not a lolcow" says the fucking
arch-lolcow. Classic. What's next, he's still not Ian Brandon Anderson, either?
> Something something ableism
> Another "I am not a Lolcow" like "I was
mislabeled as back in the 2000s." So what the fuck is the point of the Family Guy drawing where modern Chris tells off past Chris if the latter wasn't actually in the wrong to begin with?
> "I have matured" says the
literal motherfucker. The only thing that has actually, honestly changed in this whole time that he's had an internet following is him falling deeper into a messiah complex, thinking he has magical powers beyond the knockoff Kamehameha, and he 180'd his stance on gays from having the cure to homosexuality in his blood into being a self-declared tranny lesbian.
> I think he's annoyed that people are prying into Flutter, because he never learns despite how many times he's had a fake girlfriend?
> "UNBLOCK ME FROM TWITTER PLEASE!" because he badly wants to get back into the brony scene, which as we've long suspected was the social function replacement he'd craved for ever since graduation from MHS. This will never happen, of course, because of the motherfucking he spent two years in lockup for, and the sheer amount of negative attention his presence would bring.
TL; DR - this is literally the same kind of fucking bullshit troons throw up about how they're totally different people by changing their name and sex and you are bad people for holding them accountable for past actions. Only here it's Chris trying to sound like God forgiving sinners while also telling them to knock it off.
What a piece of self-idolizing shit.
