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"Oh don't worry Elly baby, the panty liner took most of the damage."
Containment Random Chris Updates
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"Wait till I tell you about my secret wilderness getaway."
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The medallions are filled with heroin.
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Caden ran a shrooms op, so I think he hid that in there.
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This is impossible or near impossible. This would imply that the medallions with weed had to cross two states from Missouri to Virginia, as they are signed by Chris Chan.
and as for the latest Praetor ones...
Welp. Looks like Chris dun goofed again.
The latest Twitter post reveals another room in the house...not patient enough to find the exact place from the house listings, but it may come handy in order to figure out who Chris lives with.
Prolly off but it might be this room. It's the closest match I could find.
Based on its location relative to Chris's streaming room, I estimate this house has 2-3 people living inside.
More likely 2, Flutter being on the bottom, and Chris being on the top (finally)
(To explain my reasoning, if this room was farther from the Chris's room, like on the bottom floor, we could assume he freely uses the whole house, but it doesn't appear to be the case)
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He is burning a lot of money on these figures just to paint them in shitty colors, because most of them have been out of production for years.
Pink one is I think a movie Arcee (concept) deluxe from 2007 based on the head and not having a stupid weird unicycle body like the one in the sequel, MSRP about $10 at the time but probably worth a bit more now.
Yellow/Brown is Samurai Armor Animated Prowl, which was a late release and highly desireable because he actually is kind of a badass with that armor. MSRP also $10 but easily worth $30 minimum on the resale. Dunno why Chris specifically wanted the armor version since there's a Generations deuxe that came out fairly recently. In the background you can also make out three Equestria Girl minis figures - I know the one on the right was a single packed figure at $10, but the other two were TRU exclusives in a $50 set and unless Chris has had them this whole time, they are rare and thus expensive for what they are - five point articulated figures that have trouble standing because of their fat heads. Also that's an Optimus Prime trailer in the background so that's probably any number of possible origins but likely also another $70 accounted for right there...and if it's the Robotsen Optimus Prime, that's several hundred dollars!
The THIRD image is where things get really interesting. The mold itself by default is fairly common, originally from the mid-2010s and it's been reused as a couple of characters over the years. However, I had to do some digging because the parts that are obviously original plastic; specifically the red behind the head and the gray shoulder struts, was unknown to me. Turns out this is the Japanese version of Ironhide from Combiner Wars, meaning this figure would have been worth maybe $50 purely on import alone due to the 'more accurate' paint deco. And Chris has completely vandalized it (so it looks like fucking Gears for whatever reason other than the head) plus a leftover Autobot sticker probably from another figure's box contents. I don't have a clue what the blue crap is behind the playdoh head, those aren't one of the mold's included accessories. The guitar also is not original - that's from Animated Soundwave's first release (that's actually Laserbeak) which is another $10 minimum simply for a guitar that doesn't even have full functionality with the figure.
The rest look like various figures from Cyberverse or whatever, honestly not up to speed with the more recent series because truth be told I haven't given much of a shit about the new stuff because it looks pretty lame (and ROTB was a fucking embarrassment). However, the big thing in the background of the third picture? That's the leg of Autobot Ark, a $179.99 Titan.
Chris continues to buy everything like a mindless consumer, which is why sharp eyed people should keep an eye out for G1 Grimlock in these pictures, because a $600 self-transforming Smart Toy version from Robotsen also recently hit the market.
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The plot of the next Sonichu is Chris making drugs with Sonichu with guest appearances from Walter White, Jesse Pinkman, and Gustavo Fring
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You have my sympathy for the desecration of your childhood.
Nothing that falls into Chris's hands is sacred.
But the question remains: Is Chris living with someone?
Only time will tell.
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Small potatoes but it looks like Chris' autism against the new MLP gen is escalating a bit. He's now bothering with his delusions a random fan who has no ties to Hasbro.
That twitter user then hid Chris' reply from their post. I hope he will get into more blocking drama sperging, those were fun imo.
That twitter user then hid Chris' reply from their post. I hope he will get into more blocking drama sperging, those were fun imo.
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One of the most pathetic things about Chris, is how his “creativity” is always limited to vandalizing some plastic crap. Either with paint or by gluing more plastic crap on top.
Chris taking up woodworking to make a sonichu flute?
Nah, but here’s a lazy recolor of a 50$ toy!
Chris taking up woodworking to make a sonichu flute?
Nah, but here’s a lazy recolor of a 50$ toy!
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I hope this isn’t against the rules but Caden’s bond sheet contains his Super Special Number.
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YOU START FUCKING AROUND WITH CHRIS AND THEN THIS HAPPENSThis private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.
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For the record, I knew it for the last 2 weeks. It was in the public court documents. In all of the versions of this document I and others sent on there, the doc was censored.
This poses...big...issues, especially because of the other pieces of info on this doc.
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This is what happens when you fuck an autist in the ass.
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Or find one in the Alps.
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The user he's putting on blast is a person who runs a youtube channel that contains clips or whole G4 episodes and more recently entire episodes of G5's "Tell your Tale" because they're only five minutes long on average.
He's literally so desperate to kill G5 that he wants this person to 'take a stand' with him by removing anything G5 from their social media and such. He's going right back into getting blocked by anybody with even a shred of significance in the modern brony fandom because he really does want to die on this stupid hill, all for the sake of not losing something so important to him.
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There are more responses to Chris just saying he fucked his mom than there are responses to the OP.