Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mr. Manchester]

Get fucked Caden, this is what you get for trying to grift off a literal motherfucker. Brainy Smurf lookin' faggot.

 

[Golly]

One of the most pathetic things about Chris, is how his “creativity” is always limited to vandalizing some plastic crap. Either with paint or by gluing more plastic crap on top.

Chris taking up woodworking to make a sonichu flute?

Nah, but here’s a lazy recolor of a 50$ toy!

Sonichu is a lazy recolor though. It's almost appropriate in a way.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

it's like they always say. hunt with cats, and all you get are rats.

 

[Ammyterasu]

One of the most pathetic things about Chris, is how his “creativity” is always limited to vandalizing some plastic crap. Either with paint or by gluing more plastic crap on top.

Chris taking up woodworking to make a sonichu flute?

Nah, but here’s a lazy recolor of a 50$ toy!

Made me laugh thinking about Chris' business plan back when he was "crafting" the Sonichu amiibos. Ok buying the Sonic figure as a base, but he also needed a pikachu one just to get its tail for each of them.. because making a simple mold so you can do them on your own is too much work.

And for other Sonichu characters he also needed a third amiibo of rare figures like Mewtwo or Bowser just for their chips, to use on Smash and other games (which no one but him cared about). I doubt he even made a profit selling those.

 

[innocent jogger]

YOU START FUCKING AROUND WITH CHRIS AND THEN THIS HAPPENS

This. Null put it best: (something like) Everyone who maintains contact with Chris get's dragged down in the end. The best thing you can do with him is Stay. The. Fuck, Away.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Made me laugh thinking about Chris' business plan back when he was "crafting" the Sonichu amiibos. Ok buying the Sonic figure as a base, but he also needed a pikachu one just to get its tail for each of them.. because making a simple mold so you can do them on your own is too much work.

And for other Sonichu characters he also needed a third amiibo of rare figures like Mewtwo or Bowser just for their chips, to use on Smash and other games (which no one but him cared about). I doubt he even made a profit selling those.

And before he got the after market device to level the chips up to 50 he'd spend hours and hours playing to level them up individually. When you factor in time invested he definitely lost money.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

This is what happens when you fuck an autist in the ass.

In his big smelly unwashed ass. When will these morons learn?

Question is never because they have poor impulse control and poor bowel training. I'm in the camp that believes anyone involved with Chris should be thoroughly doxed until they're both eating rats under a bridge.

 

[King Metalia]

This is what happens when you fuck an autist in the ass.

You get coated in shit metaphorically and very literally.

In his big smelly unwashed ass. When will these morons learn?

Question is never because they have poor impulse control and poor bowel training. I'm in the camp that believes anyone involved with Chris should be thoroughly doxed until they're both eating rats under a bridge.

Under a bridge eating rats is not a severe enough punishment for the scum who willing associate with the ultimate mother fucker

 

[deadson]

And there went my censorship...
He's so screwed...

That lasted longer than I expected, ngl.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Chris Chan has caused someone else's SSN to leak before his was leaked unless I haven't been following Christory correctly.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Chris Chan has caused someone else's SSN to leak before his was leaked unless I haven't been following Christory correctly.

Chris's SSN was never leaked.
Kind of a miracle if we're being honest.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris Chan has caused someone else's SSN to leak before his was leaked unless I haven't been following Christory correctly.

He really didn't, this asshat dealing shrooms is what led to that. Of course nobody would have bothered looking it up if not for his own choice to get involved with a mother-raping retard.

 

[RedGermaine]

He really didn't, this asshat dealing shrooms is what led to that. Of course nobody would have bothered looking it up if not for his own choice to get involved with a mother-raping retard.

He directly associated himself with the most documented and stalked person in human history, and now what do you know, he is being documented and stalked and all his dirt will be dug up. Chris is a divine plague cast down to be a cosmic fucking angler fish and people keep going in

 

[innocent jogger]

Chris's SSN was never leaked.
Kind of a miracle if we're being honest.

I can't remember if it was or not. I know he doxed his driver's license during the Liquid Chris Saga to "prove" he wasn't Ian (I'm still not convinced lol). If Virginia has SSN on their ID's then maybe he did? I don't know and don't care. When you know the crooked angle of a cow's duck ye have already abandoned hope and entered...

I hope Caden runs Praetor as well as he ran his shroom business.

 

[Korpo balls]

I can't remember if it was or not. I know he doxed his driver's license during the Liquid Chris Saga to "prove" he wasn't Ian (I'm still not convinced lol). If Virginia has SSN on their ID's then maybe he did? I don't know and don't care. When you know the crooked angle of a cow's duck ye have already abandoned hope and entered...

I hope Caden runs Praetor as well as he ran his shroom business.

The fact that someone involved in christory has done shrooms is wild

 

[Mr. Awesome Man]

I hope this isn’t against the rules but Caden’s bond sheet contains his Super Special Number.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Now to sit back and watch the weens do their magic.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Look, I might be a little loaded but the fuck kind of name is 'Caden' anyway? Sam Hyde (recently found not guilty on all charges due do chemical induced retardation) did a whole thing about being fucked up by being named Josh. Josh? Imagine if you're named Caden. Shit man, that'd fuck someone up bad I'd imagine.

In short, fuck that nigga.

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

The user he's putting on blast is a person who runs a youtube channel that contains clips or whole G4 episodes and more recently entire episodes of G5's "Tell your Tale" because they're only five minutes long on average.

He's literally so desperate to kill G5 that he wants this person to 'take a stand' with him by removing anything G5 from their social media and such. He's going right back into getting blocked by anybody with even a shred of significance in the modern brony fandom because he really does want to die on this stupid hill, all for the sake of not losing something so important to him.

Imagine if someone from the TF Brony Saga who blocked Chris and then unblocked Chris to remind Chris that G5 has already happened.

 

[King Kiwi]

Imagine if someone from the TF Brony Saga who blocked Chris and then unblocked Chris to remind Chris that G5 has already happened.

Weirdly enough, that did happen during the Doopie Saga around 2017ish.

One of her fellow collaborators or friends who blocked Chris had to literally unblock him to tell him why he's a big sexist asshole and no woman would ever want him.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Weirdly enough, that did happen during the Doopie Saga around 2017ish.

One of her fellow collaborators or friends who blocked Chris had to literally unblock him to tell him why he's a big sexist asshole and no woman would ever want him.

That was Doopie herself who had to pretty much unblock Chris to say "get the fuck away from me we were never friends and I can't even have you as a client because of how much a nuisance you are."

Keep in mind doopie is more or less a mainstream content creator similar to the brony tf2 crew or saberspark (though she did have an alt to draw nsfw commissions) imagine if someone who does nothing but nsfw content tells Chris to fuck off and blocks him. That's how low the mother fucker has sunk. So low even people who'd rather draw cartoon characters fucking then live a normal life won't even touch him. (Litterally and figuratively)