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Does Chris knows this? I wonder if some nudes could make him ramp up his desperate creep behavior?

Also: Those ain’t proper nudes! It’s not a nude unless there’s some titty.

EDIT: Nvm, she’s doing straight up porn now.


CHRIS, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOURS!!

False, her onlyfans does have a shit ton of nudes and sex. This is just the profile pic.
just go to coomer.su and search for her.
Kek, back during the initial Doopie fallout some brave Kiwi leaked her lingerie pics. This was before she started doing straight-up nudes.
To say they were low-effort was an understatement. They almost make Anisa's OnlyFans look good in comparison.
 
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Fucking hell Chris of all the potential sweetheart you scared away by being you. One of them is an ex planet Dolan girl turned e that now selling herself on only fans.

It's legit a miracle Chris hasn't 41%ed himself with all the shit he's been handed in his love life.

Sarah Nicole hammer? Ran off with a birthday magician.

Megan? Was rightfully creeped out by him but is now ironically married to an equally retarded guy who may be only slightly better than modern troon Chris.

Pretty much every girl he's dated over the internet? Catfished by dudes fucking with how much of a desperate idiot he is.

And now with doppie? She refused to draw a lesbian mlp pony porn for him and a few years later is cam whoring herself. I mean..I'm reminded of the comic ending of kick ass. Where unlike in the movie, the hapless loser gets beaten up and sent a video of the girl he likes getting blacked amd cucking him.


Just fucking wow Chris. The universe couldn't make it any more obvious that reality isn't like a movie. Where you kiss your sweetheart and your life magically fixes itself and yet you kept fucking up time after time.
 
Megan? Was rightfully creeped out by him but is now ironically married to an equally retarded guy who may be only slightly better than modern troon Chris.
Story? I don't really believe that Megan's husband is just slightly better than an autistic motherfucker with a Messiah Complex.
 
False, her onlyfans does have a shit ton of nudes and sex. This is just the profile pic.
just go to coomer.su and search for her.
Is she in debt? As a woman you couldn't look more generic if you tried, yet she thinks she'll break through with the current market competition?
 
Does Chris knows this? I wonder if some nudes could make him ramp up his desperate creep behavior?

Also: Those ain’t proper nudes! It’s not a nude unless there’s some titty.

EDIT: Nvm, she’s doing straight up porn now.


CHRIS, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN YOURS!!


Pornbombing arc lets goooo
everyone just keep mass spamming chris-chan social media with porn
and see if it will snap him back to classic self.


EDIT: What does this mean?

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Megan? Was rightfully creeped out by him but is now ironically married to an equally retarded guy who may be only slightly better than modern troon Chris.
I'm sorry what!? Megan married a retard??? I have so many questions. How why and when did this happen? Also please define what you mean by slightly better than Chris.
 
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Be more mad at the idiots who buy either one.
$40 burning a hole in your pocket and you'd rather have this than a nice meal in a restaurant or a collection of Clint Eastwood films?
Regardless of the money, another reason not to buy from Chris is how he treated dissatisfied customers. Not my business if you want to throw $100+ into an autistic black hole, though.
Fucking hell Chris of all the potential sweetheart you scared away by being you. One of them is an ex planet Dolan girl turned e that now selling herself on only fans.

It's legit a miracle Chris hasn't 41%ed himself with all the shit he's been handed in his love life.

Sarah Nicole hammer? Ran off with a birthday magician.

Megan? Was rightfully creeped out by him but is now ironically married to an equally retarded guy who may be only slightly better than modern troon Chris.

Pretty much every girl he's dated over the internet? Catfished by dudes fucking with how much of a desperate idiot he is.

And now with doppie? She refused to draw a lesbian mlp pony porn for him and a few years later is cam whoring herself. I mean..I'm reminded of the comic ending of kick ass. Where unlike in the movie, the hapless loser gets beaten up and sent a video of the girl he likes getting blacked amd cucking him.


Just fucking wow Chris. The universe couldn't make it any more obvious that reality isn't like a movie. Where you kiss your sweetheart and your life magically fixes itself and yet you kept fucking up time after time.
Honestly I'm not sure a fat stinky autist like Chris could have gotten with any decent girl, after all he allegedly lost his V card to a hooker. And OnlyFans is one of the reasons relationships in the modern era are all but pointless in many cases. How many guys want to date someone who's been selling pics of themselves on the internet anyway?
I'm sorry what!? Megan married a retard??? I have so many questions. How why and when did this happen? Also please define what you mean by slightly better than Chris.
Not believing in the existence of a cartooniverse like Chris seems like a good start.
 
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Pornbombing arc lets goooo
everyone just keep mass spamming chris-chan social media with porn
and see if it will snap him back to classic self.


EDIT: What does this mean?

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It means I’m not getting my evening fap, that’s what it means!

I'm sorry what!? Megan married a retard??? I have so many questions. How why and when did this happen? Also please define what you mean by slightly better than Chris.
All it takes to be “slightly better” than Chris, is to rape some old senile coot, who isn’t your mother.

So that expression is virtually meaningless.
 
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It was a recent pic of Megan taken with sone guy leering over her almost exactly the same way Chris did all those years ago. He was even chubby with glasses like Chris only nit trooned out, and presumably not stinking of grease and sweat. Ok maybe I'm off saying they're married we don't know exactly what they're relationship is. But it's definitely something more so than what Chris and Megan had.


Point is, all the girls in his life, Chris either drove them away or in doopies case ended up meeting a terrible fate. I await the fall of Flutter cabbage
 
Megan? Was rightfully creeped out by him but is now ironically married to an equally retarded guy who may be only slightly better than modern troon Chris.
Megan is married? really? good for her!! even if the guy is retarded, I hope she is happy and ... I guess she changed her last name to the one of her husband for more than good reasons, the character who suffer the most in Christory....
Point is, all the girls in his life, Chris either drove them away or in doopies case ended up meeting a terrible fate. I await the fall of Flutter cabbage
I recently found a CWCki article about how Chris had a date with a fat hillbilly girl who everyone called "hambeast" In the date...he get drunk, tried to touch her and she obviously was creeped and angry and send Chris to fuck off

Imagine how retarded and incompetent you have to be to drove away a FAT HILLBILLY GIRL

Poor cabagge-chan, this isn´t gonna end well...
 
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It was a recent pic of Megan taken with sone guy leering over her almost exactly the same way Chris did all those years ago. He was even chubby with glasses like Chris only nit trooned out, and presumably not stinking of grease and sweat. Ok maybe I'm off saying they're married we don't know exactly what they're relationship is. But it's definitely something more so than what Chris and Megan had.


Point is, all the girls in his life, Chris either drove them away or in doopies case ended up meeting a terrible fate. I await the fall of Flutter cabbage
I didn't see the pic but maybe it's her brother? He is autistic/special needs iirc. Chris made a fake videogame cover for him once, akin to his CWC Adult Chronicles.
 
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Aye! Where be this pic?

Just the picture though! Leave Megan and not-Chris alone.
 
I recently found a CWCki article about how Chris had a date with a fat hillbilly girl who everyone called "hambeast" In the date...he get drunk, tried to touch her and she obviously was creeped and angry and send Chris to fuck off

Imagine how retarded and incompetent you have to be to drove away a FAT HILLBILLY GIRL
I forgot about that. I suspect that Chris was always open about grabbing and touching women from his whole "find a girl to MAKE into a sweetheart from the ground-up". Basically Chris is saying that he'll just keep being a creep, no matter what the girl says, until she finally relents and lets him do whatever. He probably learned that from whining and being obnoxiously persistent with his parents for a toy or something he wants, now now now.
Poor cabagge-chan, this isn´t gonna end well...
It might already be over. Cabbage probably didn't know or didn't believe reports about Chris until she was finally around him in real life. The livestock level hygiene of Chris, coupled with his constant touching and groping could have been enough that she just cut everything off.
 
I forgot about that. I suspect that Chris was always open about grabbing and touching women from his whole "find a girl to MAKE into a sweetheart from the ground-up". Basically Chris is saying that he'll just keep being a creep, no matter what the girl says, until she finally relents and lets him do whatever. He probably learned that from whining and being obnoxiously persistent with his parents for a toy or something he wants, now now now.

It might already be over. Cabbage probably didn't know or didn't believe reports about Chris until she was finally around him in real life. The livestock level hygiene of Chris, coupled with his constant touching and groping could have been enough that she just cut everything off.
It might also have to do with the fact that she was being stalked everywhere.

Maybe she's still the picture but keeping her distance in public with Chris or working in the background or maybe going back to a tard wrangling home who knows.
 
I'm thinking Chris is no longer being closely monitored like before, if he's free to post shit like this
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Oh Chris. You never apologized and you sure as fuck wasn't found innocent in a court of law.
20 fucking years of the "just let bygones be bygones already geez!" excuse doing absolutely jack shit for him, and Chris still tries to use it. Maybe this time will be different!
 
Doopie sells nudes now iirc, and has been for a while.

she's also in and out of mental health services and constantly posts about hurting herself on twitter. people who interact with chris truly are cursed to a terrible fate..

Did Chris get blocked by MLP fans and crew because of all that sperging about demanding that MLP G5 (Make Your Mark, Tell Your Tale, etc) be cancelled?
Before and after pozloading my negholep, she's an outhouse 5.
I'm thinking Chris is no longer being closely monitored like before, if he's free to post shit like this
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Oh Chris. You never apologized and you sure as fuck wasn't found innocent in a court of law.
Chris is stalking people *again*. It's only a matter of time before he's thrown back jn the slammer for violating someone's rights. It only ever escalates with the Cthulu of cows. He's actually emboldened by the justice system, and now, I'm probably wagering Caden has loosened the reins as he probably thought his actions were somewhat noble. I also love how he admits he's going to offend sexually in one way or another again, yet he'll just require more meditation and reflection. He's off his meds and back to the same old demented personality disorder Chris.
 

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