Containment Random Chris Updates

[AnOminous]

I think a lot of people are overthinking this. It's just another dumb attempt at random access humour really, where Chris will combine a number of things that he considers funny and then expect everyone else to laugh at it just as much as he does.

Lol, first you misspelled it "humour" which means you're British and have no teeth, so I lol at your lack of teeth, also enjoy getting raped by Muslims, plus you utterly fail to get that Chris literally murdered all of humanity with this so-called "joke," which was the autistic equivalent of the Holocaust.

Also potatoes.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

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I'm sorry I'm late but this (in my opinion) yet again shows us just how poor Chris' knowledge of world geography is. They're in their mid 30s and was not aware of the autobahn until recently.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Is Chris even aware

Nope.

 

[Zarkov]

They'll call in animal control who will come in and shoot Chris with a tranquilizer gun gun him down like the worthless sack of shit he is

Ftfy

 

[HumanBeanbag]

Chris acts like an episode of Transformers interacting with Hitler can't be written because of the man's actual death, what.

Trying to understand Chris is the gift that keeps on giving.

I'm going to guess this is like the Blarms incident where something is so fixed in his mind that he can't imagine changing it, even though it's fictional to begin with.

Also by the mid 1980's when Transformers happened Hitler would have been nearing 100 years old. He probably doesn't age in Chris's imagination though.

 

[JewLay]

Does he really think the Autobahn was introduced the same time as Transformers, someone please put a pillow over his face to save us the pain and grief of his idiocy

 

[Kusottare]

I hope someone pushes Chris into an autobahn tbh

 

[LagoonaBlue]

I hope someone pushes Chris into an autobahn tbh

He'd probably laugh at "ausfahrt" whilst being dragged travelling along it.

 

[AnOminous]

Hitler was a better artist than Chris ever was.

Also proof.

Not bad.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Literally world salad at this point. I'm actually a little concerned about what this implies about his worsening mental state

World salad? Yes, you're right actually. It'd be interesting to ask Chris about various places around the world and see how little he knows about them, as displayed here once again.

 

[AnOminous]

World salad? Yes, you're right actually. It'd be interesting to ask Chris about various places around the world and see how little he knows about them, as displayed here once again.

Bob himself confirmed that Chris couldn't even understand the idea of Australia.

(To be fair I find it kind of tough myself.)

 

[BF 388]

Too bad Der Fuhrer died so young.

Dr Mengele could have saved Bob and Barb so much trouble.

 

[SOINCHU]

I think this may be the single most autistic, weird, idiosyncratic, and confusing thing he's written in a Facebook post. Its got his constantly devolving grammar and phrasing ("With this Education" and "Enjoyed the pun between..."). It also has the autist hallmark of shoehorning in his obsessions into even the most bizarre of situations (wishing Hitler had lived so imaginary Transformers could fight him?).

I like how at the end he says "it might have been an interesting scenario" as if this whole confusing childish post is some kind of academic pondering of historical events.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Hitler was a better artist than Chris ever was.

Also proof.

Not bad.

It's good from a n00b point of view but I have actually seen art critics rip Hitler's work apart and list every minor detail that is wrong.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I just remembered, this is the same moron who thought he was smart "Null is dull"

Hitler was a better artist than Chris ever was.

Also proof.

Not bad.

I don't see any of Hitler's art becoming famous even after killing 6 million Jews. Sonichu on the other hand is known around the world and he only ran over 1 Jew and maced some employee.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I have actually seen art critics rip Hitler's work apart and list every minor detail that is wrong.

They sound like elitist snobs. Even though Hitler was the artist.

Sonichu on the other hand is known around the world and he only ran over 1 Jew and maced some employee.

CWC may be more documented than Hitler.

 

[AnOminous]

It's good from a n00b point of view but I have actually seen art critics rip Hitler's work apart and list every minor detail that is wrong.

I've also seen the "food critics" on /ck/ rip apart totally fine cooking and bitch about literally nothing when they couldn't do better themselves. Art critics are a gang of cruel faggots with no skills of their own, to paraphrase HST. There's a bunch of shit that's wrong. But maybe if art critics weren't such a bunch of talentless dicks, we wouldn't have had World War II.

 

[Apocalypso]

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Nobody cares, Chris.

 

[BurningPewter]

Even his white knight has just commented telling him to stfu with Nazi jokes.

 

[CWCforPresident2016]

This just shows Chris' complete lack of grasp on reality and the concept of death itself.

So yeah, autism.