Containment Random Chris Updates

This came up in the stream last night, Chris gave an answer that "all will be revealed in time". If you quoted that line at Chris he would unironically reply with "I am (a) god and this is my will". He'd probably be more bothered by the Bible misgendering him. Chris has also previously stated that the Bible is to be used more so as a guideline (so that Chris can pick and choose what applies to him).
"All will be revealed in time"

Goddamn what a pretentious fuck. Probably would have a similar response if he was told "if you're literally god, then go into a church during Sunday Mass and tell everybody to start worshiping you right then and there with your full name including the Sonichu part."
 
The Redditfag that recorded Chris as the airport dropped Chris screaming her name:

https://vocaroo.com/1e6utSFknjOZ

Allegedly it's "Allie" or "Alex".
Well, it could also be Ale short for Aleksandra or Aili.

So I don't think you're wrong, it might just be the Finnish variation of Allie or Alex or some other name, so it's going to sound different even with Chris's mispronouncing inclination.
 
Would it be considered pozloading my neghole for reporting Chris for SSI fraud or potential tax fraud given the donations and Etsy store?
He gets SSI because he's mentally disabled, not because he's poor. For all practical purposes it can't be revoked no matter how much money Chris makes from his simps.
 
we’ll find out who she is eventually. All we need is a good face pic and we’ll be in business,

You see normally we'd have it by now or a good idea anyway, Caden an others must have him on a tighter than normal lockdown because he's not really let anything slip, and he is prone to letting things slip even now like "what I did to barbara, now wait I mean in a different time line..." but he's not let anything go over her so she's either got him balls in a vice or someone's hard coaching him / managing his external contacts.
 
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Princess Ali! Mini is she...Ali Not-BAR-BRA.
 
You see normally we'd have it by now or a good idea anyway, Caden an others must have him on a tighter than normal lockdown because he's not really let anything slip, and he is prone to letting things slip even now like "what I did to barbara, now wait I mean in a different time line..." but he's not let anything go over her so she's either got him balls in a vice or someone's hard coaching him / managing his external contacts.

ironically it's not going to happen until some ween touches the poop and disrespects chris' request for privacy. everybody is being way too nice to him at the moment.


someone is definitely coaching him, that and his time locked up changed him in more ways than we think.

He’s got everything thing set up perfectly and a whole lot to lose if he fucks it up.

That being said, I‘m surprised that no real trolling attempts have been made to get at him. In fact, I think his supporters have grown.

The only real way to get at him now is to ruin his relationship with his gal pal or fuck up his living situation. And with this current batch of Chris Chan trolls both options would be looked down upon. Now if the trolls were more like the ones Cyraxx has, I have a feeling this thread would be a lot more interesting.
 
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He gets SSI because he's mentally disabled, not because he's poor. For all practical purposes it can't be revoked no matter how much money Chris makes from his simps.
If you are collecting SSDI I'm pretty sure you need to keep your income under a certain amount. I'm not an expert in disabilities but looking up "Can I return to work while getting Social Security disability benefits?" which points to this pamphlet (which then lead me down an autistic rabbit hole):

Trial Work Period — The trial work period allows you to test your ability to work for at least 9 months. During your trial work period, you’ll receive your full Social Security benefits, regardless of how much you’re earning — as long as you report your work, and you continue to have a disability. In 2023, a trial work month is any month your total earnings are over $1,050. If you’re self-employed, you have a trial work month when you earn more than $1,050 (after business expenses) or work more than 80 hours in your own business. The trial work period continues until you have used 9 cumulative trial work months within a 60-month period.

Extended Period of Eligibility — After your trial work period, you have 36 months during which you can work and still receive benefits for any month your earnings aren’t “substantial.” In 2023, we consider earnings over $1,470 ($2,460 if you’re blind) to be substantial. No new application or disability decision is needed to receive a Social Security disability benefit during this period.

(The next paragraph seems to repeat the above.)

How your earnings affect your Social Security benefits — During the trial work period, there are no limits on your earnings. During the 36-month extended period of eligibility, you usually can make no more than $1,470 ($2,460 if you are blind) a month in 2023 or your benefits will stop. These amounts are known as Substantial Gainful Activity (SGA). However, we deduct the work expenses you have because of your disability when we count your earnings. If you have extra work expenses, your earnings could be substantially higher than $1,470 in 2023 before they affect your benefits. This substantial earnings amount usually increases each year.

Some of your work expenses may include the costs of items or services you need to work, but that are also useful in your daily living. Examples include copayments for prescriptions, counseling services, transportation to and from work (under certain conditions), a personal attendant or job coach, a wheelchair, or any specialized work equipment. If you are working and have substantial earnings, you may have the option to request that we withhold your cash benefits to avoid being overpaid while we review your earnings. Please contact us at 1-800-772-1213 or your local office to learn more about how to request we withhold your benefits.

What to report if you work and receive Social Security disability — If you receive Social Security because of a disability, you or your representative must tell us right away if any of the following occur:

• You start or stop work.
• You reported your work, but your duties, hours, or pay change.
• You start paying expenses for work because of your disability.

You can report changes in your work by phone, mail, or in person. You can find your local office on our website at www.ssa.gov/locator. You may use a personal my Social Security account to report your monthly wages online at www.ssa.gov/myaccount. We’ll give you a receipt to confirm your report. Keep this receipt with all of your other important papers from Social Security

At the very least Chris needed to report to the SSDI program that he is working, and will have to report to them how much he is making.

It's pretty easy to get frustrated reading through this, because you get the impression that laws around SSDI seem to offer a lot of wiggle room to protect actual disabled people, which can be easily exploited. I can also think of working mentally challenged people I know who (I guess) would have to give up work around three years even if they've found their niche. (Is it rude if I ask the guy with downs cleaning tables about this the next time I'm at Wendy's?) On the surface it looks like after nine CUMULATIVE months of making over $1,050, a disabled person can then pull in no more than $1,470 a month for 36 months.

When it comes to taxes: "The IRS states that your SSDI benefits may become taxable when one-half of your benefits, plus all other income, exceeds an income threshold based on your tax filing status ... Single, head of household, qualifying widow(er), and married filing separately (did not live with spouse) taxpayers income threshold: $25,000".

Chris's tugboat in 2023 is likely $1300~ /mo. If I was Praetor, I'd give Chris $700 a month and call it a day by telling him if I gave him a dollar more he's gotta file for taxes, or pay someone to file taxes for him, which is two things he's probably too lazy to do. I doubt they're making that much in profit to pass along $700 a month to Chris.

TL;DR: As long a Praetor is involved, Chris' SSDI is protected for a least 45 months. Without them involved, best case scenario is that Chris would likely have no insight into if he hit the tax ceiling yet or insight into the deadline to lose his benefits. Hopefully Chris stops being the goose that lays golden eggs before then.

And since this is the good 'ole USA there's likely way less regulation around how Praetor manages their money - but that's a separate rabbit hole. God bless whoever does need to untangle that mess of business filings of having Chris as an employee who lives in a company owned home, and collects an unfixed salary. Hopefully there's a law somewhere in there being broken that fucks everything over.
 
TL;DR: As long a Praetor is involved, Chris' SSDI is protected for a least 45 months. Without them involved, best case scenario is that Chris would likely have no insight into if he hit the tax ceiling yet or insight into the deadline to lose his benefits. Hopefully Chris stops being the goose that lays golden eggs before then.
The one issue that I've brought up before that people haven't really paid attention to is Chris's Etsy store. When he put up that stream of him responding to comments on there, his posts have his picture right next to "Store Owner" as his title.

From all outward appearances, it looks like it's 100% his store. If some government T-man went to it, saw "Christine Chandler: Store Owner", on his store, it doesn't matter if Praetor set it all up, Chris's name is plastered all over it. Now it may turn out that Praetor LLC is eventually the one that owns it, etc.. but it could jam Chris up until that's resolved.

There's another issue with Caden and the house purchase. For what we know, he's a college student with a raided shroom grow op, so where did he get this mortgage for the house? My guess is he's using the $100k+ in the Etsy store as his income, which means he's in control of the actual cash, not Chris. Chris may get a few hundred bucks a month, but no way is he going to see anything close to what's actually being made by the store.

I also think that Caden is smart enough to go through all this, and make sure in case something happens, Chris is left holding the bag, while he dumps Chris 100 miles in another state, in the woods.

My own personal thoughts are, with Caden's drug connections, he's going to get Chris hooked on fentanyl or something, when the shit hits the fan, and dump him off on skid row in some big city, never to be seen again.
 
That'll come on Monday, when Chris wakes up Christmas morning and the most he's going to get is a reminder that he's at least not in jail anymore.

But he doesn't have any family to share the holiday with, he doesn't have any gifts from people who truly give a shit about him, and despite pretending to be god he is powerless to actually make Hasbro decanonize G5 and go back to making G4, which these days really is the only thing he actually wants to happen.

I also guarantee the bastard is trying to plan to go to all the ponycons that are still around (next one is in Feb. I think...in Texas) and every single one is rejecting him.
And what happened then? Well, in Cwcville they say that the Chris's duck did not grow three sizes that day.
 
Ro think that while Chris is finally spending Christmas either with someone not his old rape victim or not in jail its not exactly the best company
 
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