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A retard.
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It's ironic that "Honor Roll" has contempt for other "intellectually challenged" people.
Likely because his big fat ego and stupidity block him from seeing he is not that smart.
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Bob thought he was helping Chris socialize by paying girls to hang out with him. In his freshman year Chris was the waterboy for a basketball team too.
Bob and Barb were old and it's likely just dealing with basic life was exhausting, with Chris being piled on top of their problems. Buying Chris toys kept him busy so the worst he'd do usually was make horrible noises in his bedroom.
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Must have been where he picked up his lust for cock.
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I believe that current self-proclaimed title/name is Jesus (pronounced in Espanol) Christ-ine Weston Sonichu Prime.
Maybe he should go to a church and ask if he can lead a sermon. That would be interesting. Maybe he can go back to the same church that Rocky was at and tell her that he's Jesus reincarnated.
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Alright, Ms. Rocky Shoemaker! I am Christine Jesus Weston Chandler Christ Sonichu Prime, and as a prime diety, I demand you hand over full control of this here church. I also demand a 20 to 40 % mandated tithings as rightful heir apparent of the Chandler Christ Sonichu fortune, which I will be demanding nation wide begining Now! It's that or you learn how to trib.
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I think he's too much of a fat ass to be a pencil-neck
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I have to wonder if he actually did find anyone to teach him how to play, or play a game with because this was in the middle of the feud with The End Games, where Chris was trying to make it seem like they were the losers for booting him. The only social media post he ever made with this "friend group" ended with a jab at The End Games.
Odds are, Chris just watched some videos on how to play, and phonied up some mysterious friend group in order to make it seem like he was "better off" not being at The End Games, and pouting about it.
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Given the DnD stuff originated from him being mad about the ProjectSNT redesign of Wild Sonichu, I'm inclined to agree he never actually played the game.
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Yeah I can't imagine how he could utilize that character in a game with other people. Some stats he had were so padded that even if he rolled like a 2 he'd still get the max results. God help anyone if he rolls a natural one and has something really bad happen to him, though I'm sure he had some sort of goofy "save" like running backwards to turn back time or something.
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I would happily pay to see that honestly I would slap some money down to see that.
And yet barrel neck feels too much.
I think he has but he took to it with his usual level of aptitude, told no or wasn't having fun so dropped it, his DnD character may well show up in CWCville at some point because once he's created it it's alive, honestly it wouldn't shock me to see a background DnDchu.
Hey now, if Superman taught him one thing...
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A clever GM could undermine the broken character's reliance on items to trigger the instant-win transformations. Just have the stuff be stolen by some means (at level 23 this means the literal god of thieves or whatever could come down and steal that shit with a legendary proficiency in thievery and stealth) and tell Chris that because these are not defined items within the game nor on his character sheet, there's no bullshit errata like "ChrisClerc can summon these items to his person at will at any time".
Chris would then likely depart in a huff because he can't forcibly actually play god within the realm of make believe because even THERE something like rules keeps him from doing whatever he wants at any given time, and he'd accuse the GM of not letting him play the way HE wants to play.
I actually doubt this. While Chris did establish the DnD universe as one of the various Rick-and-Morty'd alternate universes, he's likely forgotten all about this given his DnD character was literally just himself. And of course, no alternate version of CWC is going to take the spotlight from Chris 'Prime' in his own fantasy, now are they?
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Apparently he was playing DnD in this, however I can't find the source for that on the Wiki but this was early in the bigfoot era and it was on reddit I recall the leak happening so I take that with a shovel full of salt or a possible honest mistake on the reporters part https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Battlegrounds and he had mentioned it while he was in Jail, so I do think he has played it at least once or some form of it simplified at any rate.
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I was paying attention to his D&D "saga" and my impression was that he actually did play with a DM, but given how little information he gave about it, his absolutely ridiculous sheet and the fact that he immediately declared himself in charge of the CS-89 dimension without any apparent outside influence or any coherent plot, I'd say that this was a online one-on-one session 0 type of thing where the DM tried (and apparently failed) to explain how the game worked to Chris, make him a character sheet and maybe play a small tutorial short scenario to get the hang out of it. Most likely scenario, Chris refused to listen to anything, believed himself to be the absolute ruler of any fictional scenario making his authority best the DM's immediately. The DM politely shrugged, called it a day an told Chris that they'll play in a group "any day now". Session 0 with a single player was a very popular thing to do back in my day, specially with potentially difficult or really new players.
Considering what influenced him to play the game, he probably suffered from a extreme strain of the "critical role syndrome" where he would believe that roleplaying games where a) basically D&D and little else, b) rules stopped at "roll a dice and do thing" and b) a smooth narrative experience where things flowed like a movie and the DM is just there to provide background color to the characters being the absolute center of the universe. Any contact with an actual group and real game rules and constrains would have caused an autistic meltdown that we'd have surely heard about by now, even with a full group of asspatters.
The fact that there's some actual D&D terms in his sheet and some realistic statistics for a level 2 character makes me believe that, at least at some point, somebody did help him make a legit character sheet that he edited at a later date. His initiative and Hit Dice are more or less untouched from a low-level character and his equipment looks like the default for a new character too. He probably didn't know what "initiative" or "hit dice" meant, so he left it untouched, but as soon as he saw a "speed" stat his sonic autism forced him to change it immediately disregarding any rules.
TL;DR: Chris "played" D&D, but it was closer to metaphorical masturbation than actual roleplaying. Enough for him to claim that he did, in fact, play it and forget his short little feud about the game and move on.
Considering what influenced him to play the game, he probably suffered from a extreme strain of the "critical role syndrome" where he would believe that roleplaying games where a) basically D&D and little else, b) rules stopped at "roll a dice and do thing" and b) a smooth narrative experience where things flowed like a movie and the DM is just there to provide background color to the characters being the absolute center of the universe. Any contact with an actual group and real game rules and constrains would have caused an autistic meltdown that we'd have surely heard about by now, even with a full group of asspatters.
The fact that there's some actual D&D terms in his sheet and some realistic statistics for a level 2 character makes me believe that, at least at some point, somebody did help him make a legit character sheet that he edited at a later date. His initiative and Hit Dice are more or less untouched from a low-level character and his equipment looks like the default for a new character too. He probably didn't know what "initiative" or "hit dice" meant, so he left it untouched, but as soon as he saw a "speed" stat his sonic autism forced him to change it immediately disregarding any rules.
TL;DR: Chris "played" D&D, but it was closer to metaphorical masturbation than actual roleplaying. Enough for him to claim that he did, in fact, play it and forget his short little feud about the game and move on.
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Someone did some research into Chris's D&D group a few years back.
I think that's part of the backlog of stuff that hasn't been added into CWCki yet.
I think that's part of the backlog of stuff that hasn't been added into CWCki yet.
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Chris-Chan has answered prayers and emerged in Keffals' Catboy Ranch now. I don't care about the dude, but apparently people here do, so here's some CWC content:
Here's his "Past Ideas Re-emerging Part 3" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZRewSQ7w_A
Here's his "Past Ideas Re-emerging Part 3" video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZRewSQ7w_A
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You know, I hope the Palworld discourse gets to Chris-chan. I would love the Chris versus Palworld arc