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BubbaRobot887 said:
I wonder how Chris will explain it when his teeth fall out and he loses all his hair.
I mean, this sort of thing shouldn't happen to a goddess.
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Maybe he'll go into deeper debt to buy a bright blue wig and gold dentures. Then proclaim that he used his "holy powers" to make the dentures and wig grow in naturally, and then never pay off the debt he put on those items.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
I wonder how Chris will explain it when his teeth fall out and he loses all his hair.
I mean, this sort of thing shouldn't happen to a goddess.
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He'd probably make up some bullshit like "my godly powers are too strong for this mortal body I will shed it when the merge happens"
 
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If he wants something fresh to complain about, how about that weird looking Megamind sequel?

I can't call it awful...exactly. But it would be a little fun if Chris found something new to complain (benignly) about.
 
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I think Chris could be joining the Twitter-like social called Bluesky, he liked a few tweets of furry artists (lmao) who made accounts there.
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Nevermind, I didn't notice he already has an account there. His last post was two months ago
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Ammyterasu said:
I think Chris could be joining the Twitter-like social called Bluesky, he liked a few tweets of furry artists (lmao) who made accounts there.
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Nevermind, I didn't notice he already has an account there. His last post was two months ago
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I did discover it ealrier today and sent the info on the cwcki discord. He is active on there tho.
There's a client called GraySky that allows you to see his likes like on Twitter, and there has been one yesterday, as well as one today.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
I have to wonder if his enablers will drop him if this restrained Chris Chan stops making money
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If he signed a lease he has squatters rights, and others have written that Praetor might have technically accepted responsibility for a mentally disabled person, in which case, Chris is basically their adopted adult child and their legal responsibility to house and clothe and feed until he dies of old age
 
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Debbie Macomber said:
If he signed a lease he has squatters rights, and others have written that Praetor might have technically accepted responsibility for a mentally disabled person, in which case, Chris is basically their adopted adult child and their legal responsibility to house and clothe and feed until he dies of old age
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So They may have just screwed themselves worse than anyone else in history.
Good night, in this case the crime and the punishment may be the same thing. Living with Chris forever.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Chris is sitting there feeling like a king, hogging all the attention while the other kids "pay tribute" to him.
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Sounds like that pic someone drew for his last birthday before the incest "healing" horror. IIRC, it was of a character representing "Honor Roll", surrounded by a bunch of other characters standing in a heart formation. Looks like what "Honor Roll" considers "friendship" is what rational people refer to as stuff like "serving" and "worship".
 
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Ammyterasu said:
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His first reply was hidden by the OP lol, understandable. The direct link still shows it, but if someone thinks is worth it to archive them
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(I'm phone-ridden this weekend and archive ph is not working on it. I put the two links on the wayback machine but it's slow as shit and idk if they will go through)
 
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Ammyterasu said:
Doubling down
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His first reply was hidden by the OP lol, understandable. The direct link still shows it, but if someone thinks is worth it to archive them
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(I'm phone-ridden this weekend and archive ph is not working on it. I put the two links on the wayback machine but it's slow as shit and idk if they will go through)
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ForgedBlades said:
>sub 300 viewers

Yeah, I'm thinking the bloom is off the rose.

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It's passed the Zoomer novelty point so they have lost intrest until the next event.

BubbaRobot887 said:
I have to wonder if his enablers will drop him if this restrained Chris Chan stops making money, or will they take him off the meds and get rid of the filters blocking certain words to try and trigger his tardrage and get the views and money back up?
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I can see that happening but they need to be strategic about it, if they do it too often and let it go to far he'll go Hedgehog and wont do another live unless he's forced too - and even then he will half arse it Chris is a coward and can't handle people let alone a environment that's openly hostile to him in a way he can comprehend or is actively trying to run from.

The Dude said:
Funny how Jesus never mentioned other gods or Goddesses other than God the Father in the Bible. No mention of Celestia either. Hmmm...
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He has he just doesn't mention them often because he either hand waves it away like "Fellow allied deities" etc he's mostly doing that when he's doing his cartoon thing of "Young person coming into there powers an must learn them slowly" rather than realising a God would know there powers "Innately" as he'd phrase it, While he certainly wish's that He had god like powers he knows he hasn't but he wont drop it because it's a nice emotional shield he can use to deal with the fact that he is an utterly powerless individual
 
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The Dude said:
Funny how Jesus never mentioned other gods or Goddesses other than God the Father in the Bible. No mention of Celestia either. Hmmm...
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Wasn't the Bible written to fit whatever doctrine mold whatever governing body at the time needed it to in order to maintain obedience and order over its people?

While today it's just sort of a feel good pat on the ass? Or used to demonize Pikachu or something?

I've never read the silly thing but I think it's just constructed and retrofitted to suit whatever narrative their going for over the years.
 
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