Containment Random Chris Updates

[Pedophobe]

What is it with the absolutely schizophrenic and their penchant for AI chatbots?

It's their hardline to the Worldwide Gangster Computer God.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Lol, Chris wants to get pegged by Zelensky

Great, Rule 34 means someone is going to use AI to create that porn now.

Get the brain bleach ready.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Great, Rule 34 means someone is going to use AI to create that porn now.

Get the brain bleach ready.

Oh jeez, Chris will jave Zelensky's face on as a cutie mark on his ass for such an abomination.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Lol, Chris wants to get pegged by Zelensky

Great, Rule 34 means someone is going to use AI to create that porn now.

Get the brain bleach ready.

ZELENSKAY!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Asking the AI for asspats... a new low?

AI IRL: [asspats an incestuous egotistical freak while sounding like a hipster]

SF bot: DOES NOT COMPUTE.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Asking the AI for asspats... a new low?

That's kind of telling. If he was getting strange on the regular from Flutter, and they were actually "in love", I have to think he wouldn't be desperate for attention like he's been doing recently.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Asking the AI for asspats... a new low

No a new low woukd be making a boyfriend free girl in ai chat and having non stop sex with it.

 

[niggers]

No a new low woukd be making a boyfriend free girl in ai chat and having non stop sex with it.

that would legitimately be 1000 times more normal than declaring yourself pony anime godjesus who fucks mewtwo

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

No a new low woukd be making a boyfriend free girl in ai chat and having non stop sex with it.

I think for Chris that would be a step up

 

[Optimus Prime]

Christian Love Day was renamed to Spiritual Love Day (source)
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From yesterday - the motherfucker gives advices to you losers (source)
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while simping for Zelensky (source)
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Google Translate: "Volodymyr Zelenskyi, I, Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonicha Prime, sincerely congratulate you. May you and your people continue to keep the faith and find the blessings of a lesser war. Stay fit and healthy."

Keep in mind that Chris attributes the entire fucking Russian/Ukranian conflict to Hasbro not continuing a cartoon about magical horses learning friendship lessons

 

[King Kiwi]

Keep in mind that Chris attributes the entire fucking Russian/Ukranian conflict to Hasbro not continuing a cartoon about magical horses learning friendship lessons

What are you even going to do with these ponies for 14 seasons?

How many friendship magic lessons can you learn?

 

[Jason Wynn]

What are you even going to do with these ponies for 14 seasons?

How many friendship magic lessons can you learn?

Autists like Chris don’t care if a show gets stale and formulaic. Matter of fact they prefer formulaic, dull shows that recycle the same old plots time and time again. Autists hate change, so it’s no wonder Chris shit the bed (probably literally) when his pony pony princess cartoon decided it was time to be put out to pasture.

 

[derpi]

What are you even going to do with these ponies for 14 seasons?

How many friendship magic lessons can you learn?

Time for pony sperg:
Funnily enough they were veering away from the Mane 6 towards the end to focus on the Young 6, which were 6 different species of critters that were bffs and attending Twilight’s school of friendship. The series probably could have gone on another few seasons if it refocused mostly on the Young 6, but the result would have been the same: Chris REEEing about how the Mane 6 aren’t the focus anymore and that Hasbro has to fix it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! /pony sperg

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Time for pony sperg:
Funnily enough they were veering away from the Mane 6 towards the end to focus on the Young 6, which were 6 different species of critters that were bffs and attending Twilight’s school of friendship. The series probably could have gone on another few seasons if it refocused mostly on the Young 6, but the result would have been the same: Chris REEEing about how the Mane 6 aren’t the focus anymore and that Hasbro has to fix it NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! /pony sperg

Props for keeping it brief.

 

[King Kiwi]

Autists like Chris don’t care if a show gets stale and formulaic. Matter of fact they prefer formulaic, dull shows that recycle the same old plots time and time again. Autists hate change, so it’s no wonder Chris shit the bed (probably literally) when his pony pony princess cartoon decided it was time to be put out to pasture.

So my version where Twilight sparkle almost dies at the end to sacrifice herself for her friends wouldn't be appreciated huh?


There you are, seasons 10-14. Twilight sparkle has to fight a full grown Spike who has turned evil only to almost die heroically before her friends only just save her with the Phoenix Stone.

Spike later goes on to take over canterlot with all the dragons and become emperor Spike the first.

Everyone else survives, except vinyl scratch who dies and discord becomes his new BFF and it's actually twilight sparkle who now becomes Spike's assistant.

But don't worry we replace Twilight sparkle in the spinoff.

The end. You're welcome Chris.

 

[Unexpected Genitals]

So my version where Twilight sparkle almost dies at the end to sacrifice herself for her friends wouldn't be appreciated huh?

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There you are, seasons 10-14. Twilight sparkle has to fight a full grown Spike who has turned evil only to almost die heroically before her friends only just save her with the Phoenix Stone.

Spike later goes on to take over canterlot with all the dragons and become emperor Spike the first.

Everyone else survives, except vinyl scratch who dies and discord becomes his new BFF and it's actually twilight sparkle who now becomes Spike's assistant.

But don't worry we replace Twilight sparkle in the spinoff.

The end. You're welcome Chris.

Still better than the adult version of Spike in G5.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris be tardstreaming right now.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris be tardstreaming right now.

Meanwhile at predator hq: dammit why isn't our monkey making money off these streams?!


Gee could it be cause he's gotten so formulaic and burning while looked doped out of his mind that even tye gen z weens no longer care?

So my version where Twilight sparkle almost dies at the end to sacrifice herself for her friends wouldn't be appreciated huh?

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There you are, seasons 10-14. Twilight sparkle has to fight a full grown Spike who has turned evil only to almost die heroically before her friends only just save her with the Phoenix Stone.

Spike later goes on to take over canterlot with all the dragons and become emperor Spike the first.

Everyone else survives, except vinyl scratch who dies and discord becomes his new BFF and it's actually twilight sparkle who now becomes Spike's assistant.

But don't worry we replace Twilight sparkle in the spinoff.

The end. You're welcome Chris.

Still better than the adult version of Spike in G5.

Hey...you two...come here for a second please?

 

[themarchivist2]

I tried submitting Christian and the Hedgehog Boys to setlist.fm and they were accepted

Spoiler: Screenshot

If anyone knows which restaurant the show was performed at, I'll add it. I'd need a photo source, though.

 

[Ammyterasu]

We are back demanding birthday gifts. He very graciously offers cheap solutions if you're too poor

(Source)

Spoiler: bargain suggestions

"Currently unavaiable". Great job, Chris.




Some awful Jane Austen ripoff


Getting into RWBY 10 years too late




The turban is back


Of course,the tranny socks. Not many stripes tho


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