Would it be improper to declare Chris's G5 sperging as a new saga in the style of The Blarms Saga; or does it need more time and sperging to be a proper saga?
Oh, he's been at this for years. His plans to go to Everfree Northwest to protest G5 were upended when he lost all the gofundme bux and, y'know, went to jail for two years without an actual sentence. He actually didn't sperg about G5 during his incarceration likely because he didn't encounter it at any point during his time locked up - out of sight, out of mind, and why he latched onto the bible because it
literally was the only thing he could rip off to fuel his wish fulfillment superpower delusions, leading to calling himself the second coming of Christ.
Which in turn kind of underscores what he has to be doing - he HAS to be using social media a lot and looking up pony, which is leading to him seeing a lot of G5 since that's the current iteration of the brand. What's funny is he's not actually doing much more research than that, because for all his whining and bitching about Seasons 10-14 not existing, there was a brief run of the IDW Comics following the end of the show that straight up was an arc called 'Season 10' but he's never acknolwedged this. Not that I think it would even placate him on a microscopic scale, because it's not a cartoon he can just turn what little of his brain actually works and stare at moving colorful horses for 22 minute sessions.
I so badly,
badly want somebody to point out that the
Movska carried onboard a supposed piece of the True Cross - something Chris should know
very much about since he claims to be Jesus, and that's the thing Jesus was crucified on - just to see what batshit excuse Chris comes up with after claiming religion is outlawed in Russia.
