Containment Random Chris Updates

For context, the person Chris is replying to is some enabler troll who wants to be his "devotee" and who's been trying to catch his attention for a while, recently trying to make him denounce China too for its various human rights violations and for making G5 merchandise.
So, I was checking this person's twitter, wondering if Chris blocked them (he did), and I ended up at Chris' new sockpuppet twitter account.

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At first I thought it was Caden too, since that's his screen name, but it's clear Chris is the one posting on it.

The account was created in March 2021, several months before the jail saga. Maybe it was Caden's and he gave it to Chris or maybe Chris chose his screen name for whatever reason, either way it wasn't used until late January of this year. There are no posts, only replies and likes. He uses this account to block evade (there are a few likes on posts made by the brony analysts), put likes on his own posts, hijack more G5 posts with his schizo Russia obsession and for some reason to check people he himself blocked.

Dead giveaway (source)
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I didn't look too much into it but the only interesting thing I found in his followers (archive) and following (archive) list is the Finnish language apps he follows:
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Some interesting replies:

A lot of G5 copypastas:
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idk:
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Picking a fight with the Duolingo bird:
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Inquiring about people blocking him, like he did a few times with his MagiChan account + Chris being creepy at a past convention (1) (2)
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Depression caused by the full moon + Chris' writing pattern always makes me fear I'm having a stroke (1) (2)
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More of the Finnish connection in his likes, now with extra Moomins:

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Think he used those romantic lines with Cabbage?
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Maybe Cabbage really likes Moomins?
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Good god I'm rusty and out of the loop. I didn't even know this phaggot was out of jail, much less sperging into the void about... what is that? A 'My Little Pony' knockoff? Never mind, I don't care. Now I'm mad at the internet and the justice system. Guess they had to make room for all those non-violent drug offenders, hot check writers & jaywalkers. No space for a mother raping, animal-abusing, chemical-weapons flinging, thieving, stalking repeat offender in American prisons. Nuh-uh.
 
Jesus Christ.
And there's pony porn on here too.
Welp, that's interesting. Don't post in on Reddit, Chris goes there.
Oh wow, my brain must have overlooked it for my sake.
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You're right about Reddit too, I never post there but I'm sure they'll notice it sooner or later.
 
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Holy fucking shit, that has to be him. No fucking doubt. Who the fuck else would be schizo posting about G5 Russian propaganda, learning Finnish, and then asking people why they blocked him?

Fucking well done finding that.
 
Again, a request to all of you.
Whatever you do, DON'T POST IT ON REDDIT.
Caden reads it and will delete this account.
I am currently working to archive all of the tweets and likes on this account.
Other than the obvious finnish shit and porn, it also has a lot of likes of TF2 Analysis, Gleamy, Nowacking and ProjectSNT.
Ah, yeah, also a shit ton more of the anti russia posts.

He is also VERY into Moomins.
If that doesn't scream "I'm obsessed with Flutter", I don't think anything will.
 
Good god I'm rusty and out of the loop. I didn't even know this phaggot was out of jail, much less sperging into the void about... what is that? A 'My Little Pony' knockoff?
It's the official MLP but they went to a new generation of it and he's having a blarms tantrum about it.
 
It's the official MLP but they went to a new generation of it and he's having a blarms tantrum about it.

In usual Chris fashion he's whining about how he wants more G4 and stuff and rejects G5...even though G5's literal narrative canon is that it's a continuation of G4, specifically in the far, far future.

It's literally the very thing that Chris accuses it of not being.
 
Who the fuck here would willingly post anything onto reddit about Chris? Or just in general?
Alright, good.
I analysed the things in more detail.
First, we have a shit ton of posts from variout current and past TF2 Analysis members who blocked Chris. We have:
- Lightning Bliss
- Jasper Pie
- Silver Quill
- Finn of Pony
- John Scorcher and his wife
- Cosmic
- Evelyin
- Mad Munchkin
- Ink Rose
- AynWye
- ILoveKimImpossibleALot
- SweetieBloom
One of these was, amusingly, the post calling out Tara Strong for using AI, even though Chris loves her and likes a ton of her posts on his normal Twitter.
Then, we have one like of Nowacking, several of Gleamy and several of ProjectSNT, all of them had big altercations with Chris on Twitter in the past and all of them blocked him.
- 24 likes of Finnish languaged/related posts and Moomins. He's not gonna hide it much longer.
- 2 pictures I could classify as furry porn, one of them is an ai/artist pic of AppleJack in a much too tight swimsuit, and the other is an AI porn pic of a pony masturbating herself. Bit of a roleplay in the comments too.
Also a bit of Hazbin Hotel and Bluey. Yikes.
The people he follows are interesting too. Lotsa finnish ones and learning tools such as Duolingo Finnish. Lotsa artists too, like Project SNT's partner.
His replies are also amusing. He does the G5 russian propaganda a shit ton more on here, and he has reached out to several people that blocked him, including Cosmic, to unblock his main account under the disguise of being just another concerned brony.
 
What?!
More churches are being build in Russia than any other nation on earth right now, Putin goes to Church, you can find pictures of it online.

Is Chris so lazy he can't even do a google search before making these claims?!
Less than 5% of moskals go to church regularly
 
I am so curious how the Finnish plays into everything. I know it's highly likely it's Flutter related but I am still so curious as to why he's sticking with it so hard.

Also, it's probably not gonna happen, but... Moominchu when?
 
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Chris compares himself to Red from the Pokemon games, who in that video hides on top of Mt Silver to escape his own fame (Helena is his orbiter Helena Fiorenza)
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I'm surprised he's referencing pokemon for this and not something pony related.

When was the last time he's even talked about pokemon without it being pokemon go? It feels like forever.
 
I wonder if, after he gets blocked by everyone in the MLP fandom, he will move on to harass the Pokemon one over that. Pokedex numbers not matching his fanarts is an even stupider hill to die on, it would be fun to watch.
I think he's too deep into MLP that he'll never back down tbh, even if everyone big in the fandom manages to block him. He'll just continue to make sockpuppets forever.

If he actually starts harassing Pokemon people like he's currently doing with Pony people I'll be surprised, but it would be interesting to watch.
 
I think he's too deep into MLP that he'll never back down tbh, even if everyone big in the fandom manages to block him. He'll just continue to make sockpuppets forever.

If he actually starts harassing Pokemon people like he's currently doing with Pony people I'll be surprised, but it would be interesting to watch.
I think deep down, he wants G4 to be continued (on his terms, of course, since he's "offered" his help numerous times to Hasbro like they're even paying attention to him) because he thinks it'll just be a return to those halcyon days. It can't be understated enough how much he loved Bronycon - it's the MHS reunion he never got, a place where he was openly accepted as being the weird fucker who can't function properly in society.

Bronycon ended when G4 ended, though several ponycons still function (and he's banned from all of them), so obviously retard logic says the reverse must be true, too.
 
Was Bronycon the one that was just busted for being run by a pedo or something like that?
If so that would make Chris one of the least freaky people there, no wonder he wants to return to those days.
 
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