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Yes, and have Ukraine be made up by G5 Ponys.
Containment Random Chris Updates
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And also ban all homosexuals under this new deed
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This is one of my favorite things about troons and troon behavior - in their effort to defy cultural norms about gender and whatever, they instead are reinforcing them by just claiming to be the opposite gender and doing those things almost exclusively to establish how much of the 'opposite gender' they are.
Chris is doing the same thing with G5. This is going to get considerable attention from online communities if Chris is going hard against it.
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Like mlp before it bluey started out innocent enough harmless fun for kids but alas the defense got a hold of it and turned it into pure ugliness.
He's ALWAYS been like that. Like I said before when all his peers where into eminem, the matrix, twisted metal, papa roach, Korn, and other teen/young adult culture in the late 90s early ought. Chris was Stull reading goosebumps and playing Pokémon.
The closest he ever ever got to liking content for people older than childhood is his love for adult animation and possibly an admiration for the saw movies.
Also I love how this thread is delving into an mlp/bluey message board with Russian shitposts. Opl may be old and burning but damn if he can't bring us together.
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The mother fucker hss no idea how anything works does he? Even if hasbro did listen to him does he have any idea how impossible it would be to recall and remove all the g5 products from stores to male 1 retard happy? Why the fuck does he have to keep butting into conversations with his h5 hatred when they nothing to do with mlp?
Wtf does that even mean? It doesn't even negate the point someone was trying to make regarding the soviets being gone. I'm inclined to belive Chris doesn't know a thing about the Russian Ukraine conflict and is just trying to latch onto it to look like he's worldly and relevant.
Lastly I love how this moron even all these years later STILL is so autistic he took that Cia comment litterally and has no grasp on the concept of sarcasm.
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I'm glad when people stand up to him. Not weening or trolling, just plain stand their ground to him.
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The harm people do by humoring someone's delusions is hard to overstate.
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Chris doesn't care if he is blocked? Sure. So much so, he uses an alternate account to get around the blocking.
I wonder how long that account will last before being blocked too since it's painfully obvious it's him?
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Now if only people could respond to him # You're not God.
And I mean like that be the only thing that people tell him on Twitter I think the world would be a better place.
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Chris has been in a cell for 2 years. Even without his autism, it would be confusing. But with autism? He doesn't get shit, probably does think the Soviets are still around.
Chris's autism is always on full power, he just can't turn it off.
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And after emptying your bowels all over your collection of trading cards with slave owners on them, at least you didn't lose any of them to an autistic black hole.
All jokes aside, I'm amazed that anyone still gives this fatass mom-rapist one red cent.
I'm amazed he's even aware of world events in general. This is a guy who believes that Adolf Hitler was a communist, if the Cwcki is to be believed.
The fact that he thinks Hasbro supports Moscow's ambitions just because a Russian MLP fandom exists is just as stupid but twice as hilarious as this.
Chris would lose a battle of wits with the Jersey Shore cast, full stop.
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He's clearly extended the scope of his protests to anything even involving Hasbro. This is classic Chris where he thinks just throwing shit on the internet is going to ensure that the intended recipient of his message will see it. He's just too lazy to do it with videos now, so he just copy pastas instead.
What's interesting is he also is demanding Pony Life be removed, which is both using the G4 characters (it's the show that people thought that MLP FIM was going to be, originally, with lol randumb humor) and also no longer produced by Hasbro. It literally has no impact on the franchise anymore but its mere existence with the G4 characters straight up is triggering a Blue Arms rage in Chris, because EVERYTHING EVER in mass media is canon to him and he can't selectively ignore things. Despite, y'know, his own multiversal theory dictating that G4 and Pony Life would obviously be different universe timelines.
He genuinely does not understand the things he blabs on and on about. All he cares about is that there is an alt. universe where he's literally tranny Jesus in cartoon fantasyland, and another one where he fucked his mother so he can blame that Chris (who is also sometimes the same as real Chris when he so conveniently chooses) and get around lying that the incest never happened.
This is the same kind of delusion that I would say happened to Emperor Norton I of the United States, a failed merchant who went crazy and went around San Francisco claiming he was the rightful ruler of the country and some other Chris-like proclamations such as the need to immediately dissolve congress and that he was also the Protector of Mexico. The difference is that while he was basically a dude living in squalor claiming that the US wasn't even a democracy anymore, the people of San Francisco actually played along because besides the congress thing and generally expecting to be treated like a national leader (free meals, etc.)...he genuinely wasn't a bad dude and was seen more like a local attraction in of himself. Hell, one time he even got arrested by a police officer for insanity and was bailed out by pubic outcry since, again, the guy never hurt anybody and was just at worst eccentric...Norton straight up just forgave the guy with a formal pardon and everything.
Compare that to Chris, who fucked his mom, thinks he's god, hates the jerkops for arresting him for actual violations of the law, demands tribute in the form of expensive shit on Amazon, has a criminal record that includes attacking people without provocation, and is banned from most if not all conventions. How fucking pathetic.
He's getting his worldly news from social media, which of course is covering the Ukranian War. Since his whole schtick is that disobeying his will to uphold the timeline means shit goes south, he's co-opted the fact the war even happened (completely ignorant of the fact this was an inevitability for over a decade, especially after the Crimea annexation in 2014 which Chris probably never heard about) and that people don't like it as evidence supporting the need to adhere to his timeline.
It just intensified exponentially after Putin got a brony convention shutdown because of tangental association to LBGT concepts by proxy of rainbow imagery. To Chris, that translated to oppressively canceling the pony fandom, which as I've said before heavily ties into what I believe is a core reason Chris wants G4 to return, to get HIS fandom back for Bronycon.
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It means his access to secret knowledge is shared by other powerful forces such as gods, goddesses and the CIA. Typical schizo delusions of grandeur shit.
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His abuse of the term "Light Powered" really is kind of annoying.
Makes me kind of wish he was smart enough to understand the plot of FFXIV: Shadowbringers. Because the main bad guy for most of that expansion is...BASICALLY Chris. Oh, and the concept of "light" translates to "HORRIBLY CORRUPTIVE SOUL MAGIC THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A FUCKING ABOMINATION". Light powered indeed.
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Minor thing, but I find it funny when Chris says that G5 should be "dissolved and destroyed like Russian vodka" in a few of his copypastas. I guess he believes the good people and public officials are out there, smashing the crates and dumping that liquor down the drains like in the Prohibition era - instead of an import ban.
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He means "I want to be loved, appreciated and wanted and this is the only way I know how to do it."
Even God himself couldn't help Chris because Chris can never admit he's wrong.
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My understanding is that before he went bust and lost his mind, Norton I was a generous philanthropist helping the working poor. I think the entire city felt it owed him.
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Noir does the dumbass know a vast majority of popular vodkas even ones that use Russia imagery are distilled in the same County of Kentucky as most brands of whiskey. If vodka is imported chances are it'll be from Poland.
Big talk coming from a guy once made drinking beer tantamount to a 500 dollar fine.