Containment Random Chris Updates

Ammyterasu said:
Minor thing, but I find it funny when Chris says that G5 should be "dissolved and destroyed like Russian vodka" in a few of his copypastas. I guess he believes the good people and public officials are out there, smashing the crates and dumping that liquor down the drains like in the Prohibition era - instead of an import ban.
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This mental image just made me laugh so hard a fell out of my chair!
Chris as Eliot Ness, thank you so much for that.
 
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TruffleSpark said:
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What did he mean by this?
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Either he is referring to Barb's rape or he has become more delusional than usual and thinks the CIA "wants to know his secret to having CPU powers".

Also, when does Chris ever shut the fuck up about the whole MLP FIM series ending? The fact Hasbro hasn't brought it back is a clear sign.
 
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BScCollateral said:
My understanding is that before he went bust and lost his mind, Norton I was a generous philanthropist helping the working poor. I think the entire city felt it owed him.
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I've not heard that before but I can definitely see how that could be possible.
Phalanges Mycologist said:
Never this is his new blarms, when this MLP gen ends he'll declair victory and say the one after if forsaw by him and that it's good.
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I'm not entirely sure about that. G4 seems to have become a foundational pillar in his delusions - again, as I've said, probably because of the bigger picture involving the fanbase that filled his long neglected social needs - and he's rejecting Pony Life which outright has the same core characters. And unlike the Blue Arms thing where it was just a temporary change from the outset, G4 isn't coming back, let alone continuing where it left off since it's been almost five years since then and the story reached a VERY definitive ending point with Twilight basically becoming a god queen.

In a way, what we might be seeing here is Chis straight up just going through the five stages of grief. This is not entirely dissimilar to Chris way back when claiming the fucking Grim Reaper told him in a dream that Bob would have lived to a point in time past where he actually died. It'll be interesting to see how long he keeps this up, especially if/when the war in Ukraine ends and regardless of who actually wins, since the war ending takes out the meat of his current protest campaign.
 
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What a surprise... the art contest was just a front to find people who would draw the comics for him, as many suspected. "You shall be credited" = CWC exposure bucks :story:
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Helena is pissed she got a copypasted offer along with twenty other people after she already offered her support for a long time, Chris doesn't get it as usual
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The pics she posted are the email she received and the screenshot from reddit above, which are the same (source)
 
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Ammyterasu said:
What a surprise... the art contest was just a front to find people who would draw the comics for him, as many suspected. "You shall be credited" = CWC exposure bucks :story:
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Helena is pissed she got a copypasted offer along with twenty other people after she already offered her support for a long time, Chris doesn't get it as usual
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The pics she posted are the email she received and the screenshot from reddit above, which are the same (source)
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Anyone who entered this contest under the impression that Chris was going to give them a prize that wasn't just CWC Exposure Bucks™️ is a moron and they get what they deserve.
 
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Ammyterasu said:
What a surprise... the art contest was just a front to find people who would draw the comics for him, as many suspected. "You shall be credited" = CWC exposure bucks :story:
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Helena is pissed she got a copypasted offer along with twenty other people after she already offered her support for a long time, Chris doesn't get it as usual
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The pics she posted are the email she received and the screenshot from reddit above, which are the same (source)
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Goddamn, never ceases to amaze how Chris manages to come off as the most pretentious prick alive when he thinks he's being a merciful god. "You can still improve yourself. Meditate on it." is a fucking insult to somebody who you just told was 'special'.
 
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I was wondering about this Save My Little Pony twitter account, Chris gave it a few likes some time ago. Turns out they can't stand him either and likely blocked him lol
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At first I thought they shared the same goal, but they don't mind G5 much and just really really hate season 9 of G4 (unlike Chris who only hates its final episode), demanding Hasbro to retcon it and make it again from scratch. Either away, another bridge that Chris burned.
 
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BeatboxBill said:
Also, when does Chris ever shut the fuck up about the whole MLP FIM series ending? The fact Hasbro hasn't brought it back is a clear sign.
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It's his new BLARMS. Chris without a windmill to tilt at like Don Quixote is Chris unfulfilled. He has so little of reality going on in his life he needs something to set himself against.

Of course the irony that he claims to be the re-incarnation of the creator of the universe yet is completely powerless to enact any action in a meaningful way that he wants (like ending a cartoon and restarting another one) goes just right the fuck over his greasy head.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
It's his new BLARMS. Chris without a windmill to tilt at like Don Quixote is Chris unfulfilled. He has so little of reality going on in his life he needs something to set himself against.

Of course the irony that he claims to be the re-incarnation of the creator of the universe yet is completely powerless to enact any action in a meaningful way that he wants (like ending a cartoon and restarting another one) goes just right the fuck over his greasy head.
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With BLARMS Chris eventually watched and played Sonic Boom, I wonder how long before he breaks down and watches G5?
 
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The Un-Clit said:
It's his new BLARMS. Chris without a windmill to tilt at like Don Quixote is Chris unfulfilled. He has so little of reality going on in his life he needs something to set himself against.
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Very much this. Chris is the NPC of NPCs. These sorts of people need a clearly defined villain to give them purpose.
Glad to see more people aren't putting up with his nonsense. He got himself blocked by most of the bronies in the past. He's going to get that all over again soon.
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
What I think Chris really despises is a theme of growing up and moving on with life.
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Very much this.

As the wiki points out, the main villain of the old Sonichu comics was the literal personification of Chris's graduation day - Count Graduon. The day his childhood at MHS ended and his perfect little world where everybody had to coddle him ended.

Probably part of why he really wants to believe in multiverses about cartoon characters. The idea that somewhere in existence, there's a place where he feels he can be happy for who he is, without having to actually change. Which is ironic considering he's gone 180 on almost every single hill he would have died on during the golden age.
 
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